All Of Your Bacon And Eggs

I️ know what I’m about son

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

The Lego Movie (2014), dir. Phil Lord and Christopher Miller

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[thewowsignal2026]

HEY THIS IS THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE BUILDING I WORK IN AND THERES A HORSE HERE

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[tubacondom]

[tubacondom]

Ukraine is an entire country of bad asses

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sqskiq-deactivated20250123]

u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes

[florakinesis-deactivated2017102]

his dick is where

[evilbuildingsblog]

Good morning

[tubacondom]

Lovely photo, do give sauron my best

[skyinide]

[afronerdism]

This might be the funniest reply I’ve ever seen in my life

[thepioden]

[fozmeadows]

I AM WHEEZING

[marisatomay]

it’s always so funny to me when people in positions of power who had actual influence over historical events take to twitter like “okay i think we’re ALL a bit responsible for this” like?? no?? not really?? i was in my first week of first grade on 9/11 and you were an editor for the new york times. while you can argue that with the length and reach of the wars in iraq and afghanistan every american has in some way impacted what is now happening in afghanistan let’s not spread equal blame here, liz cheney.

[marisatomay]

[fuck-yourself-daily-deactivated]

Support her goals. Lick her pussy.

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Among puritan Christians in the 1840s, many believed that material disease was due to material sin. You do bad things and you get sick.

This eventually morphed into the idea that spiritual disease is therefore caused by spiritual sin. I.e. you think bad things, you go insane.

John Harvey Kellogg was an innovator. He sort of blended the two, popularizing a new category; the physiological sin. Eating unhealthy, disrupting the natural balance of the body, is a sin against the natural order of the body as God ordained it, and he punishes us with chronic illness.

[normal-horoscopes]

His followers were banned from:

Sex, masturbation, all meat, salt, grease, fat, dance, gambling, coffee, tea, alcohol, or warm water of any kind.

[cheerycheesecake]

why warm water????

[normal-horoscopes]

Excites the body. JHK considered man's natural state to be an unfeeling resting neutrality. All biological excitement was a sin.

[normal-horoscopes]

Yes. The cereal guy. As in Kellogg's Cereal. That guy.

[salamencerobot]

.... That explains the whole "bland cereal means no sex" idea, to be fair.

[blessedetherealfae]

Actually incorrect!!!!! His BROTHER was the Kellogg cereal guy - literally took the shitty bland-ass flakes he made with John before John started his own sanitarium (think of the old equivalent of a detox/cleanse luxury spa) and put sugar on them, and thus “Frosted Flakes” were born!!

[normal-horoscopes]

That's not correct. Both of them worked at the Battle Creek Sanitarium, which was established in 1866.

John Harvey Kellogg invented Corn Flakes, William Kieth Kellogg was a factory owner and designed the factory process to mass-produce them, and thus held the patent. In 1897 they started the Sanitary Food Corporation.

W.K. Kellogg knew the cereal would be more marketable if they put sugar in it. J.H. Kellogg thought that was a sin. The two had a falling out in 1906 over this, and W.K. split to form the Battle Creek Toasted Corn Flake Company, which later became the Kellogg Company.

[blessedetherealfae]

Oh thank you for the corrected info!!!

[normal-horoscopes]

I didn't read two whole biographies on this enema obsessed weirdo for people to be Slightly Wrong On The Internet About Him.

[tubacondom]

Did you mean: My Hero Academia?

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[tubacondom]

This is exactly what I needed, I literally just rewatched Star Trek into darkness, where the hell is that post with the benederp cummerbund

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[tubacondom]

Showing people drum corps who aren’t in drum corps is the ultimate form of aux cord anxiety.

[catchymemes]

[frumpycunt]

so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

[frumpycunt]

someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo

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[lycheesodas]

PLS i swear i saw this in another version of this post but i can’t find it now 😭

if anyone knows who wrote this scenario tag them so they can have credit asldfjslkf

[guerrillatech]

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[tubacondom]

Yoooooo

I wanna fall asleep