My Name is Not My Own

“Lo, there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers. Lo, there do I see the line of my people, Back to the beginning! Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Valhalla! Where the brave may live forever!” ― The Viking Prayer.

[poemswords]

“I like it when it rains hard. It sounds like white noise everywhere, which is like silence but not empty.”

— Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (via books-n-quotes)

[sunn-flowered]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

fresh up out the durag wavy, make you haters sea sick

[niggasandcomputers]

Gentrification

[gods-sun-deactivated20150119]

Whateva Wigga

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

oh you mad cause i’m surfin on ya

[lifeisgoodvades-deactivated2019]

Lmfao yo I’m dead

[lovepeaceandfunk]

Here y’all go snatching up pieces of our culture, YET AGAIN.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

can’t hear you over the motion of this ocean

[noclipnigga]

Your head look like a Homer Simpson sofa butt imprint

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

you david hasselhoff, you wave watchin

[powerfulwizard]

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

[powerfulwizard]

I hate to disappoint the finest minds on tumblr but

Gallery of fake fans right here.

[butchflirt]

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

[yehudah]

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

[truonyx-deactivated20200418]

you dont get to decide whether or not all the octopuses in the show’s lack of tentacles is or isnt a design choice when its already BEEN CONFIRMED BEFORE THAT HES AN OCTOPUS IN A MULTITUDE OF OFFICIAL MATERIALS. also, there are actual squids on the show:

[powerfulwizard]

Also where is everyone in the notes getting the idea that 8 tentacles=octopuses and 6 tentacles=squids. Squids don’t have 6 tentacles. Squids have 10 limbs, 2 of which are tentacles and 8 of which are legs that look like tentacles.

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

[imalwaysaslutforthevoid]

yeah but nobody is going to argue against that

[kikuism]

classics series:

Iconic Anime of The 90s 

[ganseyblues]

[tastefullyoffensive]

A simple work life hack. (by Dave)

[disneydorito]

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[valykas-deactivated20190916]

This is amazing

[fartproducer-deactivated2026013]

Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving

[mymodernmet]

[crocketingsolly]

“I can’t believe it….I’m on a box of cookies!

[daingertmadelyn-deactivated2025]

Pacific Rim (2013)

[lexicalnuncance-deactivated2015]

Ok, so I was watching Peppa Pig and well……this is one of tHE BEST MOMENTS EVER. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 

SHE JUSST HANGS UP ON HER

[rhysdarrrby]

I saw this the other day and laughed for good 10 minutes. Just…Peppa’s face, I can’t. A+

[thekingofqueens]

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

charizard is 5ft 7??? i thought charizard was like 10ft. ohmy god this has fucked me up so hard. im taller than charizard??? what??

[vocaroo]

THEN HOW TALL IS ASH

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

[maggins]

[ruinedchildhood]

SHE FUCKING GLANCES DOWN!

[joukai-deactivated20130303]

[dudewheresmycat-blog]

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

[tickling-your-man-boobies]

they don’t exist

[flatbear]

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

[n0-sudden-revelations-deactivat]

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

[alecsgrg]