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whitechadwarden-deactivated2025

FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

wasagiri

和三盆にもこんな小さい頃があったねぇ。

sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: Plain Onigiri

maskdoll

embarrassing: this girl thought that glory and honor were real things and has only now realized that her death will be nothing but feeding a meaningless meatgrinder

love

No Strings Attached (2011)

sketchydmitrix

nohomo-mrfrodo

I don't know what this is from, but I thought it was Sam and Frodo.

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

Gollum watching like

mousegirlheart

found this nefarious cube in my home. going to incinerate it out of an abundance of caution.

depsidase

mundanesalad

it came to me in a vision

bug-lovers-island

Been thinking about hot rod horseshoe crab all day

dorothylarouge

My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.