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indie rp blog for sparkles*  singer of area 11 and associated with the yogscast Status: N0rmal avatar by unknown headcanons/backstory

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guess who's back (back back back) back again (gain gain gain)

It’s me.

((still on hiatus))

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[note attached to a bottle of scotch] Happy Birthday, Sparks! Sorry I couldn't see you in person, I have leaky faucet spewing water everywhere, but I still wanted to give you a little something. Consider it from all of us in the Hunks for Humans Club, even though /I/ was the only one who put forth any effort getting you a present. Cheers love! - M. Minute

-[ Sparkles* is very, very pleased. He is now going to proceed to get birthday drunk.

Very, very birthday drunk. ]-

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Martyn. Why is there a moose following you.

I have no idea. Some individual in snazzy sunglasses decided that I should have a beast from Christmas hell following me around.

I think they said how to get rid of it, but I don’t know; I was just a bit preoccupied.

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Christmas hel- those are reindeer, not moose. Meese? Mice? Mooses?

It’s a pretty hilarious and tame prank for one of those grey assholes. Maybe you should embrace the moose.

Hug it.

Have you tried killing it?

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"Happy birthday! The store was out of salted popcorn buuut I decided to give you the next best thing, a kiss!" Smooch.

Sparkles* put on a bit of a playful pout, before returning the favour- along with a hug. After the smooch, he said, “That’s a bit of a tragedy. What, was there only one store you went to? To make up for that, I expect more kisses.”

He grinned.

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Cass sighs, grinning slightly. “I only went to that one because I didn’t have time to go to another, really. Didn’t want to miss the birthday boy’s big day! I promise to give you more kisses.”

She kisses him on the cheek.

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So. Fucking. Smooth.

Sparkles* squeezes Cass again, because, well, a birthday’s just as good as any other time to hug the people you love are friends with. “You better,” he says. “Otherwise, this would just be a terrible birthday. Any plans or are we just going to have fun?”

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Happy birthday, you big bastard. I hope you like your present, I couldn't decide what to get you, so.... *Parv hands over a large box, inside are two jumpers and three bags of salted popcorn. The jumpers are striped, one black, red, and white, and the other green, blue, and lavender.*

Oh, so that’s where the salted popcorn went. Thanks, asshole.

-[ despite himself, he’s grinning a bit. he picks up one of the jumpers, the black and red and white one, and just pulls it over the jumper he’s already wearing. ]-

Any other presents I should be aware of?

-[ is he hinting at something? ]-

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"Happy birthday! The store was out of salted popcorn buuut I decided to give you the next best thing, a kiss!" Smooch.

Sparkles* put on a bit of a playful pout, before returning the favour- along with a hug. After the smooch, he said, “That’s a bit of a tragedy. What, was there only one store you went to? To make up for that, I expect more kisses.”

He grinned.

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...

This was submitted a long time ago, probably when I wasn’t here.

I did not check my inbox for a really long time.

I regret checking my inbox.

cassandraecho, why.

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But but... Senpai! Notice me, please...

No.

No noticing here.

-[ pushes imaginary glasses up ]-

-[ sparkles. ]-

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My Immortal Starters

I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky

 (TW)I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. (TW)

 I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC.

 I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner.

___ was waiting there in front of his flying car. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt, baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner

 A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

And then…………… suddenly just as ___ kissed me passionately.

___ climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree.

 He took off my top and I took off his clothes. I even took off my bra.

 Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!

He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko

Everyone in the class stared at me and then ___ came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

___ was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but ___ killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick!

I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Bloody Gothic Rose 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar.

He wouldn’t die because he was a vampire too and the only way you can kill a vampire is with a c-r-o-s-s (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a steak)

Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song at full volume. I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! (TW)

EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!

Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “___Iloveyouwiluhavesexwithme.”

He had a sex-pack  and a really huge you-know-what and everything

Kawai.

“OMFG ___ ____!” I screamed having an orgism. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly………… I fell asleep

U must go back in time and sedouce him. It is the only way

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♦

Send me a “♦” for the first word my muse thinks of when your muse is mentioned.

Time.

You figure it out.

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who said leo and u sleep in the same bed. is it true. can u confirm it.

Confirmed 100%. When are we not in the same bed together?

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♦ [aminutewithminty

aminutewithmintySend me a “♦” for the first word my muse thinks of when your muse is mentioned.

Guard.

Like engarde. Or some other metaphorical bullshit.

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♦

Send me a “♦” for the first word my muse thinks of when your muse is mentioned.

Daydream.

Pretty obvious one on retrospect. Anyway, hi.

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It's a bird. It's a plane! NO, IT WAS A BIRD, IT'S A SINGULAR SEAGULL.

Only one seagull? CALL THE AMBULENCE.

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*licks face anyways*

-[ licks yours. ]-

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Can I lick your face

Yes.

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How old are you anyways like 20,000 probably old man Sparkles*

Shit, are my wrinkles showing? Clearly I need to put more makeup on.