I guess this is my life

현 천 / 24 / Pretty damn tired / 👬

[sodapoplio]

[elfgrunge]

Going insane reading this wikipedia quote about the real life Cocaine Bear, which is taxidermied and kept in a mall in Kentucky (though it may actually be a different, unrelated, taxidermied bear)

According to the bear's owners, the Cocaine Bear has the authority to officiate legally binding weddings in the mall where it is kept due to Kentucky's marriage laws. This claim is only partly true; the bear does not have the authority to solemnize weddings, but the state of Kentucky cannot invalidate marriages performed by unqualified persons if the parties believe that the person marrying them has the authority to do so. As such, it is a belief in the Cocaine Bear's authority that allows it to officiate legally binding weddings in Kentucky.

You have to BELIEVE in the power of your Cocaine Bear Marriage for it to take effect. Fucking magical.

[kokuyo-kogyo]

[cabybapa]

[hoaxghost]

small guide to my emoticon usage

[hoaxghost]

Did a lil addition for various other emoticons people have asked me about

[wombywoo]

running buddies 🏃‍♂️

[alanspazzaliartist-deactivated2]

Deej Amago

Japan Artist

Pictures , unfortunately censored and cropped for tumblr

Visit his  Instagram  that  is MORE tolerant if it is a drawing or a painting than the strict and ignorant policy of TUMBLR in  concern of art

https://www.instagram.com/djamago/

[catchymemes]

How vaccine works

[jumbledmesh]

[justgaming365]

[poketcg]

illus. miki kudo

[outofcontextdiscord]

[theavengers]

Simu Liu for Men’s Health (2021, ph. Peter Yang)

[shinx-shank]

i want to toke deep purple

[newtonpermetersquare]

Sauce in picture.

[meireinna]

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

[anniedraws-deactivated20161204]

lemonteaflower:

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

[betpisbroken-deactivated2014041]

[altemo3]

we were so close to this ending on a good note… why…

[lemonteaflower-deactivated20260]

this fucking post popped up in my dash again i swear it haunts me since the day i posted it why must it come back why must it always have that last pic attached why did this happen i did not sign for this.