rosalie can, like, get it.

a I 19 I bi I she/her I doing my 10 year old self proud. mainblog: @amazingturtle

[twilight-shit]

Okay so like, we talk about all the different ways the Cullens can say that they're related (Rose and Jasper being twins, Bella and Emmett as siblings) but like can we all stop and think about what if they said that Rose and Jasper were Carlisle's younger siblings??? Like okay so if he claimed to have adopted them because their parents were incapable of caring for them for some reason, which they wouldn't even have to give a reason tbh bc who's really gonna ask something so personal, it would make so much more sense to outsiders. For instance, two people in their early twenties adopting five teenagers they have no outside connection to sounds weird, but if they adopted two that they already had some form of relationship with and then "saw how much of an impact it had made in their lives to feel safe and cared for" and decided to adopt a few more older kids to take care of so that they wouldn't have to age out of the system, people would believe it much easier, or at least I would for sure. And like they all have the same color eyes and super pale skin so it also makes more sense for at least a few if them to be biologically related in some way. And yeah, that just makes so much more sense to me than, "oh yeah we adopted like five random stranger teenaged kids even though we are barely older than them" idk

[bellaisbaby]

I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed.

I dim the lights remotely as we hear Kristen Stewart say, “I'd never given much thought to how I would die...”

Too late, they realise.

The pregnancy? A scam.

All of the Twilight movies? Lined up.

The doors? Locked.

(insp)

[lemonadebottlecap]

as an aspiring cowboy fucker I hate that jstans act like jasper is the ultimate cilf. He is not

[bellaslilpapercut]

Not to Flame Discourse but he also wasn't even a cowboy lmao

[gashousegables]

[bellaswanswife]

cracking open a cold one with the boys like:

[glow-cloud--doodles]

http://chng.it/2TrMRPgFjS

Sign the Petition

STOP ICE FROM POISONING IMMIGRANTS!

Help stop the gassing of Immigrants!!

[milf-adjacent]

We need to do more than sign a petition. Don’t shut up about this.

[guiltyidealist]

Hey, followers?

Don’t scroll past this.

[dandymeowth]

There are people in the notes saying this isn’t a gassing and it’s “just” a disinfectan0 being sprayed on surfaces to avoid covid, and people are “just” having allergic reactions to it

https://dandymeowth.tumblr.com/post/619934243092561920/your-url-is-problematic-odddior-i-know

That post explains better what this chemical is and what is going on.

“The guards are spraying this disinfectant in retaliation for the report [that revealed the deplorable health conditions in detention centers]. To be clear - HDQ is an industrial-strength disinfectant, which according to the manufacturer is “harmful if inhaled” and “causes severe skin burns and serious eye damage.” The guards are spraying it on everything every 15-30 minutes, according to sources, and immigrants in the center have already experienced severe symptoms including blisters, rashes, bleeding, fainting, breathing difficulties, headaches, stomach pain, and nausea. “

It’s not just allergic reactions. That’s a severe misunderstanding of what disinfectants do and a refusal to acknowledge how serious this is and WHY people are freaking out.

No, they’re not literally being gassed in the grandiose (gore-iose?) way you’d think of - being shoved into an iron chamber like animals that then is filled with gas that melts their skin… But they are still being forced to into small areas with harmful fumes and surfaces covered in chemicals that are made to eat living matter.

If you had to be in a room for days and weeks with bleach or peroxide all over everything, you don’t need to be allergic to start having severe reactions. Cleaning chemicals say to use protective gear and ventilate the area for a REASON.

[tenthdynasty]

[maladi0401]

This is really not okay. It wasn’t okay before, and now it’s worse than it was.

[curiousobsession101]

I work as a university custodian. This is the chemical we’re using to sanitize surfaces we’ve cleaned due to coronavirus. We’re not supposed to spray it directly on any surfaces. We spray it onto a cloth and then wipe surfaces with it. It’s supposed to dry before people come into contact with those surfaces. Once it dries on water fountains it’s rinsed off (I don’t know if it actually does anything to rinse it off when it’s already dried but that’s the procedure - we have to let it dry to make sure it’s had enough time to kill virus particles). That’s in university buildings with extra ventilation that are sanitized twice a day. This is horrifying.

[xxredwoodxx]

i’m so fucking tired

[vivianemae]

https://www.businessinsider.com.au/report-detention-centers-use-disinfectant-causing-bleeding-and-pain-2020-6

[emmettplaysanimalcrossing]

[hallowedhuntress]

Aro + Selfies

Lets be honest, if someone got Aro a smart phone, he’d go nuts. Also, these pictures I photoshopped are just hilarious. So I had to share. 

[saturnsupremacy]

Aro, ripping off some guys head: “Don’t forget to Like and Subscribe”

[grantwilson]

supernatural has been around forever so i'm curious: rb this and tag how old you were when the first episode aired on september 13, 2005

[supermassivebutthole-deactivate]

how dare u leave this in the tags @lemonadebottlecap

[alicegotthestrap]

i think i captured that search party scene in new moon perfectly hby

[nikolaj-costerwaldau]

[manny-jacinto]

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)

[twilightbimbo]

[stardustalix-deactivated2021021]

Highlights from the notes I made in my Kindle Twilight copy during the Great Depressed Reread of 2014

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

[bellaskhakis]

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) dir. Chris Weitz

[stedeybon]

my favourite film genre is Robert Pattinson doing whatever the fuck kind of accent he wants

[trashycullen]

god edward just say siobhan had big tits and a juicy ass. i hate it here.

[howulikindaraingirl]

i cringe so hard during the confrontation with irina at the wedding but when she looks over at billy, talking about how they killed laurent and billy just sips his champagne... yes

“...and what about it?”