The King Gets a Phone

Arthur is trying to learn his way around the 21st century. Merlin helps and shakes his head a lot. I post texts from King Arthur and reblog all returned!Arthur type things. This blog is NOT spoiler free. Thanks for stopping by!

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modern day arthur - in which merlin cannot take arthur anywhere…

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The aftermath of Take Your King to Work Day for hushlittlesleipnir.

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eeeeee thank you for reblogging my fic! Even though it was MOST SHOCKING for Aunt Mabel :D

Thank you for WRITING IT! I'm sure Aunt Mabel read it, too, but just didn't want to admit it ;)

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I have gone through your entire blog... And you my friend are amazing... I've been laughing so hard XD

Thank you!!!!!  You're sweet and I'm glad you enjoy the blog. Thanks for checking it out.

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I've been away from Tumblr for quite a while, and once I got back it hurtssss seeing all of those Merthur gifs. Then I found your blog and it's past midnight where I am and I might be laughing too loud at Arthur eating coffee beans ANYWAY I just want to say that you're so awesome and THANK YOU for creating this blog!! <3

*clings to you* I had stayed away from tumblr for a while until I caught up with Merlin and then CRIED A LOT when I finally watched the finale. I know how much it hurts :(

I'm glad I can make folks laugh when the BBC SAW FIT TO DROWN US ALL IN PAINFUL FEELS!! 

Thanks for your kind words and for stopping by!

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If merlin is a teacher it will be funny as his students stole his phone and message arthur

I've gotten a couple requests for something like this! I'll see what I can do. Thanks for the suggestion! :)

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Awesome

My last post went up twice. Thank you, tumblr app! (And they shall both remain posted, since I'm lazy) Chances are, it was an error of the ID10T variety, but I'd rather blame the app. Stop judging me.

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I’m assuming Merlin initially thought Arthur had found his vibrator and I would really like fic for this and if anyone wrote it that would be absolutely beyond marvelous thank

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Somebody talk me out of writing this. SOMEBODY. HURRY.

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DON’T DO IT.  IT’S NOT A GOOD IDEA.  I WOULDN’T READ THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

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OKAY I TOTALLY DID NOT WRITE IT

IT’S NOT AT THIS LINK

NOPE

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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU DELIGHTFUL CREATURE?!

I know I've said I wanna keep things presentable for Aunt Mable around here, but technically, the (amazing, lovely, funny, delicious AKDJSKSKDKDAJAJDNDJRN) NSFW business linked in this post happens off blog, so, I regret nothing.

Bravo, my darling.

I love post-finale therapy.

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Oh shit you should've seen my face wheni read you were in the 7th grade lmao. I'm glad youre older. Now when I think about it, it makes much more sense that he would teach middle school. He'd have to look older to teach uni.

XDI'm a wee bit older than a 7th grader.Just a wee bit. >.>

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Don't worry, I wasn't going to suggest anything dirty! Something broad, like Arthur went to work with Merlin and what he thought or something...

Most excellent suggestion! When I post the results of Take Your King to Work Day, I'll tag you. Thanks for the request :)

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Wow! A teacher?! Sexy! But why 7th grade? Why not college?

Because I'm in 7th grade. Psych. I just make this up as I go, if that wasn't already painfully apparent. And I think I would have paid a lot more attention in 7th grade history if Merlin was my teacher. Fo rizzle.

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Are there fic versions of your blog? I mean it's crack to perfection but almost all the revival fics are serious and no fun at all 8(

Sadly, I haven't encountered any yet:(Should anyone come across any, please share! If any of King Arthur's texts inspires you to fic it, awesome! And please link back to this tumblr and lemme know, bc I needs happy/funny post 5.13 fic like air.

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Are we allowed to do requests?

ACK! *bites nails* (no pressure, or anything, right? ;) )Sure! Hit me. If you have a request, I'll do my best to make it happen. Keep in mind, though, I'd rather not attempt anything blatantly pornographic (not that I'm against it; I just want this to be funny and enjoyable for everyone, and I have many followers who are rather young). Suggestive is one thing *cough*toothbrush*cough, but if it will require the use of words you'd be embarrassed to mutter in front of Aunt Mable, I will politely decline (and hope you fic it >.>)Everything else is fair game. :D