andiamo, americano

[thekitchentablesureis]

Call me by your name and I’ll call you by mine.

[edgebug]

And One Time He Didn’t. NC-17. Vlad/Don, Fluff and Angst, Political Intrigue, Fisting

[frostyemma]

everyone go the fuck home. tumblr is closed

[thekitchentablesureis]

Oy. Is there a way to watch tomorrow’s Eurovision from a livestream? Preferrably with Graham Norton’s commentary?

[trainthief]

here’s some caps of stanley tucci crying with laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass 

[zedstream]

The face of a man who knows the answer but doesn’t want to say it

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[ghosttrolls]

[thekitchentablesureis]

Call me by your name and I’ll call you by mine.

[harryedward]

No offense but I want to fall in love with someone who wants to fall in love with me

[htgawmsource]

My dad said make a grand gesture, so here it is.

[ricamora-falahee]

Merry Christmas, everyone! Here’s Connor and Oliver kissing under the mistletoe! 😘🎄

[missharleenfquinzel]

This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actually made it more accessible. They realized what a mistake they had made and repealed that shit.

[thekitchentablesureis]

Call me by your name and I’ll call you by mine.

[sixpenceee]

A scale model showing how mangrove forests protect coasts from wave erosion.

[buffylives]

Connor, as I stand here with you now, I realize that my dream wasn’t the wedding or the tux or Bryan Adams. My dream was you.

I didn’t think that I could ever feel these things before I met you, but, Oliver, I want a long, boring, normal life because it’s with you. You’re everything to me.

[ricamora-falahee]

♪ You’re my end and my beginning / Even when I lose, I’m winning 

‘Cause I give you all of me / And you give me all of you ♪

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[the-star-holder]

My expectations weren’t met, they were exceeded.

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[htgawmsource]