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Salt. Fandom. Queer bullshit. Visit me on ao3. [Icon by Johnny Headphones.]

[bigboobshaunt]

"There's only one bed" scenes but it's the fucked up repressed gay bed from Revolutionary Girl Utena

[sivavakkiyar]

Perry Bible Fellowship

[headspace-hotel]

I haven't seen this in like a decade

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

[maybefranky]

she is TIRED of his whimsical ass

(uncanny x men #217)

[hesitantlyhappy]

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

[frostyemma]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

... well, damn

[peachybeam]

[nomailday]

Oh thank goodness there’s still time for this.

Oh who am I kidding it’s always time for this. 

[frostyemma]

I don't care that I'm 3 days late. Have Tuxedo Santa

[izunias-meme-hole]

GOODBYE TO THIS FUCKASS YEAR-

[why-i-love-comics]

[5bi5]

So I was thinking about this post

May I present to you: the least to most specific movie night ever, ranked.

[rexim-djm]

[what-even-is-thiss]

I see people in my life be so confused as to why Europe has less drunk driving than the US does even though a lot of European countries have higher rates of alcohol use than we do and like buddy. It’s because drunk Europeans can get home without a car.

When there’s no designated driver in the US your options are hire an expensive cab or uber, walk ten miles on the side of a highway, or drive home drunk.

Europeans can just walk. Or take a tram. Or drunkenly ride a bike. They have pubs under every trash bin. They have usable buses. Even if they’re ruining their livers they at least won’t have to die in a car crash about it.

[redfireroseblog]

Such a well-balanced team 👌

[frostyemma]

Usagi's so real for this though

[recaption]

[undisclosed-desires-3]

:)(:

[frostyemma]

PFFT. That's loser talk, Luna

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

tomorrow i will ride an elephant sized isopod into a crowded public area and we will all find out what happens next together

[oniongarlic]

[damazcuz]

Are you doing okay? We missed you at the devil's sacrament. He mentioned you by name. Everyone was looking around and cheering until we realized you weren't there. If you need to talk I'm always here. At the aforementioned devil's sacrament.

[frostyemma]

[simplymarge1974]