I came to win.

Isaac Lahey, here. (Yeah, that kid.) What am I even supposed to...? I'm 17, and am attending Beacon Hills University. That's... about it, I guess.

[dariastiliinski-deactivated2017]

Really you wouldn’t mind?

[thelahey]

Sure!

It’ll be fun.

[dariastiliinski-deactivated2017]

I approve of this.  Wait for real? Holy shit. Well, we can find something new to watch. Or rewatch a thing we’ve already watched.

— I promise I won’t suggest rewatching Jessica Jones for, like, the 10h time.

[thelahey]

We could rewatch Jessica Jones again. I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to quote it this time.

[dariastiliinski-deactivated2017]

Then go for it, babe.

Wanna get inside or like order take out and chill at my place?

[thelahey]

Might as well take it to go.

But I think we made it to the end of your Netflix queue.

[dariastiliinski-deactivated2017]

[She pretends to have difficulties lifting him up and then laughs.] Of course, no problem babe.

I really don’t care, either way’s fine with me. You wanna drive?

[thelahey]

I don’t mind driving!

[dariastiliinski-deactivated2017]

I thought so too.

C’mon. [She shoves her things in her bag and gets up, offering him her hand.] In-n-out?

[thelahey]

[He takes her hand, pulling himself up with her assistance.] Thanks, Dar. 

Who’s driving?

[dariastiliinski-deactivated2017]

I have never agreed to anything else more than I agree with that. I feel like we’ve just had a walk in hell.

Yes, yes, and yes. Let’s go get some healing-burgers.

[thelahey]

I feel like that’s a very accurate description of what just transpired.

Hell yes.

[dariastiliinski-deactivated2017]

Yeah, no, I feel you. This is literally the worst, Isaac. The worst.

What do you say we bail?

[thelahey]

This was such a bad idea. Never again.

Oh God, yes. Can we please? I need about thirty burgers to bring me back to life.

[dariastiliinski-deactivated2017]

[thelahey]

--Okay, yeah, no, I give up.

If we study anymore, I think I might actually have an aneurysm.

[dariastiliinski-deactivated2017]

I’m mad cause you’re wrong. And I’m gonna fight you.

[thelahey]

Okay, okay, I take it back!

[dariastiliinski-deactivated2017]

Nooo, how dare you!

[thelahey]

You’re just mad ‘cause I’m right.

[thelahey]

Text → Cora

Cora: Scream is hardly a horror. I vote AHS.

Cora: You can kidnap Daria, I'll go break in.

Cora: And don't think I didn't notice you thirdwheeling me. Lame, Lahey.

Isaac: Sounds like a plan.

Isaac: What???? I'm not????

Isaac: You're so weird, Cora. For a family of supposedly really cool people, you're all super duper weird.

[dariastiliinski-deactivated2017]

What, what? Where did you get that from, that’s ridiculous I am not. 

[thelahey]

You are, and you know it.

[thelahey]

Text → Cora

Cora: Are you using me as an excuse to [unsent]

Cora: Are we just watching the last season? If we are, I'm going to spend the whole day dragging these moms through the mud.

Isaac: No way. You can't just start at season five, Cora. Either season three or season one.

Isaac: And we'll probably end up watching Scream the TV series afterward. To give Daria her horror fill.

[thelahey]

Group Text → Pack

Allison: Hey! What's everyone bringing for dinner on Thursday?

Scott: Pie! :D

Fiona: Mac n' cheese!

Lydia: Hmm... Salad?

Malia: I can bring a deer

Isaac: No comment. I'll bring more pies, seeing as... Scott and I... are coming from the same place...

[thelahey]

Text → Cora

Cora: And in other breaking news, fish swim and water is wet.

Isaac: Your sarcasm and lack of enthusiasm is not appreciated, Miss Hale.

Isaac: No, but seriously! Let's ditch class and break into Daria's apartment. We can marathon Dance Moms!

[thelahey]

Text → Cora

Isaac: Cora, I demand immediate attention.

[dariastiliinski-deactivated2017]

I know.

To be fair, as long as I’m alive no one will ever go hungry on my watch.

[thelahey]

You’re secretly a teddy bear, you know that? You’re even cuddly!