The Land of Lost Tumblr Posts

[ninazuu]

[lornnguyeats]

Those are her victims in the background

[jigomir]

this is a different version of you know I had to do it to em

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Her status bar says Flawless Victory!

[memeiversaries]

[thedeactivateddeactivated]

this man used 3 names in that damn comment and not a single one was her’s

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[sirartwork]

I probably spent too much time making this

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Less bread, more room for PINEAPPLE.

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I’m not here to eat bread, I’m here to eat pizza bitch

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if I wanted a big ass chunk of bread i’d get a loaf at kroger you fuck

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BUT THEN WHAT WOULD I GIVE MY DOGS!?

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It depends on the pizza, sometimes I eat it, sometimes I don’t.

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dip it in ranch, cowards

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I roll my pizza and eat it like a burrito

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No DON'T eat the crusts give them to ME so I can eat MORE BREAD

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Always ate the pizza crust. Even when I was a yute. Eat everything. Do not waste anything

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

Fun game:

Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

[tangleofrainbows]

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

[sxely]

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

[eternalqueue]

[yallarebrutalizingme-deactivate]

This is a picture of my friend Becky. She used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she snorted marijuana at a party. She died instantly. Please, don’t do marijuana. It’s the most dangerous drug out there. Please don’t wind up like Becky.

[goawaythisblogisinactive-blog]

pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift

[originaldundermilfflin-blog]

no its becky

[rubennator87-deactivated2015021]

1. That’s Taylor Swift. 2. YOU CANNOT DIE FROM MARIJUANA USE UNLESS YOU SMOKE 1500 POUNDS IN AN HOUR. 1500 POUNDS. THAT’S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. STOP SPREADING PROPAGANDA ABOUT SOMETHING YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT. 

Wanna fight me on this?

[tangletots]

becky is rolling in her grave right now how dare you