JJQMO

almost 30. Male. lake and cook counties illinois. bike rider, book reader, children's hospital, key and peele fan.

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this guy doesnt even have eyes but i just got the fucking The Office: *looks directly at camera* vibe

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Today’s Best Videos (11/8/17)

Joel Osteen Look-a-like Fools Fans and Staff at Joel Osteen Event Miniature Action Sports Adam Ruins Psychics ‘Stranger Pugs 2’ with Doug the Pug Husky Dog Has a Beautiful Singing Voice Bojack Horseman Raps A Tribe Called Quest’s 'Find A Way’ 7 Unusual Alarm Clocks Get Put to the Test Bill Murray and Jimmy Kimmel Talk About David Letterman

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#Weed. -#Mood: #Hashtag. (#JJQMO, #Tumblr)

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Negativity

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MARCH 28, 2017

IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW HITLER MARRIED EVA BRAUN 40 HOURS BEFORE THEY DIED?

WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:

LOOKING COOL IS THE EASIEST WAY TO MEDIOCRITY. YOU HAVE TO TAKE A CHANCE AND RISK BEING A FUCK UP.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

THE MOST DANGEROUS MOBSTER IN THE FUCKING WORLD. more>>

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

ALL THE RELATIONSHIP ADVICE YOU WILL EVER FUCKING NEED. more>>

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

SURVIVE IN THE FUCKING WILD. more>>

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

DOUBLE STUFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. more>>

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

FIND A PINBALL MACHINE NEAR YOUR ASS. more>>

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

WILL EARTH EVER BE SUCKED INTO A GODDAMN BLACK HOLE? more>>

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

LINCOLN FUCKING CITY, OREGON. more>>

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#JohnWick #Collage #JohnWickChapterTwo

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Today’s Best Videos (5/22/16)

SNL’s ‘Dead Poets Society’ Spoof Takes Hilariously Gory Turn Animals Sing Queen’s 'We Will Rock You’ Andy Samberg Stars in Ridiculously Raunchy Music Video From His Upcoming Movie, 'Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping’ Billy Crystal and Jimmy Fallon’s Magazine Cover Conversation Saturday Night Live: Hillary and Bernie Grab a Drink Country Singer Sings Duet With His Dog A Mashup of Star Wars and Kenny Loggins’ 'Danger Zone’ 101 Facts About the X-Men

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fuck this post

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Fenty X Puma by Rhianna Fall 2016

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Gotham City Sirens by Guillem March

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Prayer when I am Alone and Discouraged

Dear God,

Thank You Lord for granting me hope and courage in my moments of deep despair and sudden abandonment. For strength and guidance at times when I feel lost and overtaken.

While cold sun sets amid frigid fall of winter snow and when the hours begin to weigh heavy and unrelenting, your angels smile upon me, hug me and remind me that there is no one else on Earth identical to me.

Dear Lord, forgive me my carnal weakness of little faith. Thank you for not giving up on me. Thank You for Your constant rays of light and purpose, tireless reminders of your boundless grace and endless mercy.

Dear Lord, thank You for the wisdom and the talents and the strengths You have entrusted me and for the capacity and willingness to seek to further sharpen them. Thank you for making me a tool in Your divine plan and destiny. Help me continue to seek be of positive impact on the lives of all of those around me.

In the chaotic perfection, which You reveal, of world around me, I find love, comfort, serenity and optimism.

For a moment I feel dread and sorrow, swiftly full of grace and beauty, Golden Angels descend, revitalize me.

Dear Lord, thank You for granting me hope and courage in my moments of deep despair and sudden abandonment. For strength and guidance at times when I feel lost and overtaken. You will not never leave my side… JJQMO

Amen

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FEBRUARY 17, 2016

IT’S FUCKING WEDNESDAY. DID YOU KNOW EMUS AND KANGAROOS CAN’T WALK BACKWARDS?

WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:

SOMETIMES THE SMALLEST STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION IS THE BIGGEST STEP OF YOUR LIFE.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

MOTHERFUCKER WROTE A SHIT TON AND CAME UP WITH SOME VERY POPULAR PHRASES. more>>

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

WHO THE FUCK IS MARRYING WHOM? more>>

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

INFLUENCE THE BALLS OFF OF PEOPLE. more>>

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

IT COULD SAVE YOUR ASS. more>>

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

SUBMIT AND RANK SOME FUCKING YOUTUBE CHANNELS. more>>

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

WHY ARE VEGETARIANS SO DAMN ANNOYING? more>>

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

FUCKING ROTTERDAM. more>>

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Prayer when I am Alone and Discouraged

Dear God,

Thank You Lord for granting me hope and courage in my moments of deep despair and sudden abandonment. For strength and guidance at times when I feel lost and overtaken.

While cold sun sets amid frigid fall of winter snow and when the hours begin to weigh heavy and unrelenting, your angels smile upon me, hug me and remind me that there is no one else on Earth identical to me.

Dear Lord, forgive me my carnal weakness of little faith. Thank you for not giving up on me. Thank You for Your constant rays of light and purpose, tireless reminders of your boundless grace and endless mercy.

Dear Lord, thank You for the wisdom and the talents and the strengths You have entrusted me and for the capacity and willingness to seek to further sharpen them. Thank you for making me a tool in Your divine plan and destiny. Help me continue to seek be of positive impact on the lives of all of those around me.

In the chaotic perfection, which You reveal, of world around me, I find love, comfort, serenity and optimism.

For a moment I feel dread and sorrow, swiftly full of grace and beauty, Golden Angels descend, revitalize me.

Dear Lord, thank You for granting me hope and courage in my moments of deep despair and sudden abandonment. For strength and guidance at times when I feel lost and overtaken. You will not never leave my side... JJQMO

Amen