I want to be as adventurous as a one dollar bill.

My name is CJ and I probably slept in until 1 today and am only partially disgusted with myself for it. I also answer to Cbae, Snake, and the occasional Judas.

[setheverman]

minecraft

[minecraft]

setheverman

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

[bowlegschester]

[victorious]

Subs let you do anything

[theproblematicblogger]

I am not a “put the spider outside” person let me be absolutely clear about that

[thelegendofcorey]

*standing in my yard at 4 am*

ME: HOW'S IT FEEL NOW

NEIGHBOR: what the hell is he doing

ME: *shaking tree trying to wake up the birds*

[greedyraptor]

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

[thelegendofcorey]

person: what does 'jfc' stand for?

me: JOHN FUCKING CENA

[evilrashida]

I’m the bus

[tinyteatattoo-deactivated201606]

how fucking weird would it be if babies cried while they were still in the womb like can u imagine a woman walking around and there’s just this muffled scREAMING coming from her stomach

[socalpeach]

courtney what the fuck

[thelegendofcorey]

Me on a date

Me: So how do you feel about Waluigi?

Person: He's really insignificant and annoying

Me, shoving coins into my purse: WAH

[blackgirlsvevo]

tumblr app: *crashes*

me: grow up

[incognegroo]

[youlovetheboy]

my son

[blackfashion]

#ballislife

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

*is left alone with my own thoughts* brain: welcome to hell

[sleezed]

*not horny but masturbates just in case i was* 

[gothicprep]

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

[yaycreamymancakes]

i filled a condom with water and gave it feelings