bro

you know who it is

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

[cexting]

isnt this an episode of friends

[pxlestine]

[spongebob-daily]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[subtubitles]

[hotsprite]

[robertkidlee]

[seized]

[bang]

[shittyidea]

A game that combines the speed of baseball with the thrill of golf

[itsagifnotagif]

I ATTEMPT TO COOK (with puns)

[just-vibing-around]

Haha this is brilliant how did you get or think of so many puns?!

[itsagifnotagif]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[reggiesaysrawr]

HOW DARE YOU NOT ADD CHEESE TO THE OMELET

[itsagifnotagif]

I’m intolerant to Dairy so I thought I would give it a miss

[officialprivateschool-deactivat]

That’s not even an omelette it’s just eggs

[itsagifnotagif]

[gentleparadox-deactivated201803]

They confused the National Anthem with Numb by Linkin Park

[bestpickup]

you’re so beautiful i forgot my pickup line

[wrote-blog]

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

[justbadpuns]

My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta..

[pondwitch]

asking your friends about their kinks

[collegiate-confession]

College Confession #39

There’s a relatively remote path I like to take to get to a Music History class and it’s lined with hedges. I was walking this path one day, and there is another guy on the other side walking towards me to get to his class. We’re quiet as we approach each other, just the crumble of our footsteps on the dirt. 

It comes to the point where you have to look up and make eye contact or be socially awkward, so we look up at each other for a second and then suddenly out of nowhere this bird flies out of the hedges and hits this guy in the face. 

I couldn’t stop myself from laughing. Then karma hits me like a bitch in the shape of another god damn bird. It flies out and its wing slaps me in the face and he laughs. We stand there laughing uncontrollably for a moment then we kept walking our separate ways.

-University of Arizona