I donut understand puns

Greetings friendo I am some 19 year old Australian girl

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you wore a vr headset linked to a camera drone that was set to follow you from a few feet behind you could live in third person.

[greenbaconsmoothie]

disassociating

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

If you can’t dissociate naturally store bought is fine

[unclefather]

how to kiss a boy

grab his waist

slip your hand in his pocket

steal his wallet

dont even kiss him

just run

[un-arcane]

[captain-fucking-levi]

[rigbone]

Black Mirror season 4

[stability]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[zecurlyone]

That guy is going to get arrested for 17 murders he didn’t commit

[howtodisappoint]

[rchael]

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU   heck

[johncenasmixtape]

bukkake is technically a baby shower

[kool-aid-jammers-deactivated201]

[thelegendofsherlock]

teaching biology to gen z kids: menstruation is when the uterus says "this bitch empty" and "yeets" the endometrium out of the body

[shencomix]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Shen

[gj340]

here’s a compilation of some of my favorite animal vines.

update: holy cow, i never expected this post to get so many notes!

[thenatsdorf]

[toldentops]

1-800-AREYOUSLAPPIN

[parakavka]

[knightcore]

me: *neglects my duo lingo app*

The Duolingo Owl:

[thelegendofsherlock]

women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera

men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

[no-chill-at-all]

[buckx1700-deactivated20180808]

LMAO