The Wizard Of Lesbians.

Kellsye! 22 years of age, waking up and appreciating how beautiful life truly is.

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[shitpostinguniverse]

[jackmeister]

Of all the directions I thought this comic was heading, this wasn’t it.

[aroseforalice]

[crisontumblr]

This might just be the most beautiful and unexpected cover of “What A Wonderful World” I’ve heard ever.

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Advice

I learned some wise words from a woman on YouTube with the name Emilia Fart:

“maybe I’m losing my mind,or maybe I’m finding it.”

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[thegoodvybe]

[imaginarycircus]

Someone stole a 21 foot hammer from the community center in Healdsburg, CA and it hasn’t been returned so someone else (I’m assuming) mysteriously installed a 3 foot nail that reads “BAIT” on its head.  (article)

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This is fucking hilarious.

[kixlepixel]

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[powertothelosers]

This will inevitably be me

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

*looks at my selfies* *looks at videos of myself* *looks in the mirror* so what is the truth

[hmsindecision]

Idea: if you are convicted of domestic violence or of rape, you lose all custody of any children. You also lose the ability to have any custody of future children. If you file for marriage, your spouse to be is furnished with the records of your offense. The spouse must sign that they have received these records before a marriage license is granted. Your domestic abuse or rape conviction will be printed on any official documents, including driver’s license and passport.

[parttimepup]

If women ran the world.

[flowerfae]

[chopped voice] so i look down at the basket and i’m immediately thinking i can’t cook,

[i-am-a-fish]

BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

[cwote]

women do not have to

be thin

cook for you

have long hair

wear makeup

be feminine 

be graceful

have sex with you

shave

diet

be fashionable

wear pink

love men

listen to your bullshit

[setharooni]

damn mother nature thicc

[setharooni]

now that’s a rock bottom i’m tryna hit

[my-teen-quote]