(((Two Evils, One Road)))

Personal Blog // Trans/demi-boy // Pansexual // memory issues // shitpost god

[thecardgameforhorriblepeople]

New fave.

[allhailthefirehawk]

New profile picture ♡ even though the make-up on the right is pretty old, it’s still the best Handsome Jack make-up I’ve ever done and I wasn’t able to do it again until now 😭😭

[allhailthefirehawk]

“It’’s cute that you all think you’re the heroes of this little adventure, but you’re not. I’m the goddamn hero.” Another shot of my Jack from GCC by @andreas_kinder , thank you! 😍 Even though we visited our first con of the year already, I can’t wait for DCC! Not much time left to panic about my unfinished cosplays! 👌

[allhailthefirehawk]

Throwback to our amazing Borderlands meet-up at Gamescom ♡👌👌 I hope I can see all of you again soon!!

[allhailthefirehawk]

Here is something dumb before the DCC spam 😎 we will leave for the Netherlands tomorrow and I can’t wait to see all the dutch babes and friends again ♡ #overwatch #overwatchcosplay #ow #owcosplay #mercycosplay #mercyoverwatch #overwatchmercycosplay #casualmercy #angelaziegler #moira #overwatchmoira #overwatchmoiracosplay #moiraodeorain #moiracosplay #playoverwatch #moiraodeoraincosplay #overwatchcosplay #moicy

[ideeplydespiseapricots]

“ Alright, alright, Look. I was just browsing through some shit a’right? Then I came across this. I stared at this for ‘bout a minute or so mkay? And then I laughed my ass off - had an asthma attack - cried ‘bout second or two, and died. But what I REALLY wanted to say was whoever the fuck made this was a total artist- a GENIUS! like, seriously, whoever had the balls for this was-ohhh buddy I’m keeping this!”

@handsomestofthejacks

@doppeldonger

@Whoever the fuck else XD

“ God, am I dying! Oh boy, but. Seriously. This is nightmare fuel. Wonder how Jack’s gonna handle it. Yesh. ” 

[doppeldonger]

Did I make this? It feels like I made this lmfao

[doppeldonger]

Dancing Gortys! Thinking of using this as a sticker ovo

[crow-and-octopus-blog]

Active and taking starters~!

( I’ve returned to my favorite murderous bird and demon squid! Hit me up!!

[thelesseroftwo]

I'm back on my rp blog 💕

[thenatsdorf]

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“Wait…how did he do that?”

[southerlysound-deactivated20161]

I really cannot deal with this 😭

[mayfalo]

vine has been my happy place for so long so I had to save these before they disappear into the void, pt 1 (pt 2, pt 3)

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

My mom might’ve raised an emotionally vacant child with severe depression and anxiety, but she didn’t raise a quitter.

Soldier 76 (via schmogg)

[mayfalo]

pt 2 of vine has been my happy place for so long so I had to save these before they disappear into the void, (pt 1, pt 3)

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

Straight White Boy Problem #101

girls take guys’ sweatshirts and flaunt them around like they have vanquished an enemy. Please stop telling people you are wearing my sweatshirt, I just want it back. I’m so cold

[tukut]

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

[cair--paravel]

Legends from Fairy Land (1862), Fairyland: Pictures from the Elf-World (1870), My Own Fairy Book (1895), Make Believe (1896).

[j4ya]

- Here’s the promo video, btw:

- Blink-182 dropped out the first day of the festival bc they saw how much of a mess it was

- Some more gems:

(video link)

I literally can’t stop laughing at this mess. You can google ‘Fyre Festival’ to see what else is up–this whole this is so hilarious and such a rich-kid flop. 

[amymebberson]

Pocket Princesses 201: Vacation

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