Venom and Eddie

A Venom rp Blog! (Eddie is here, but does not want to be..)

[thelethalprotector]

"Good day earth people! It is so cool that I can talk to so many minds through this little device..."

"Yeah, it's cool, isn't it bud? Anyway, uh.. Welcome to this shit show. Uh, feel free to ask questions and stuff; I bet a lot of you are curious about the miserable life of being an alien host."

"MISERABLE!? I MAKE YOUR LIFE SO MUCH BETTER- WITHOUT ME YOU ARE WEAK PATHETIC MEAT SACK!"

"Alright, alright- chill." Clears his throat. "Feel free to ask questions, I bet you all are curious about living with a parasite-"

"PARASITE!? YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU PUSSY!!"

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Welcome to my Venom and Eddie rp blog.

Eddie's text will be normal,

And Venom's text will be in red and italicized, though I will most likely forget the italicize a lot.

This blog is based on the movie adaptation of Venom.

This blog is a Symbrock blog; they are gay and they kiss and fuck. Monsterfuckers, feel free to interact with wonky questions; it will entertain me.

There will be NSFW content mentioned on this blog; I will try to warn about that stuff in posts, but just be prepared.

My main blog is @whatonearthisgoingon

Ask Rules are below the cut:

Alright,

Don't ask me personal questions on here; go to my main blog for that. This is about Venom and Eddie.

Don't tell me something "isn't canon" in response to an ask answer. I know some scenarios are not (like them being gay gay homosexuals); a lot of this account will work with headcanons, deal.

They're gay here. If you have a problem with that, DNI.

Angst, gore, NSFW, and other topics in asks are fine by me. However, some people get triggered by that, so please put a warning in your ask!

Have fun with it. The more crazy you are, the more fun it is for me!

[moth-looking-for-a-lamp]

Interviewer: What would you show an alien lifeform?

Eddie Brock, before meeting the symbiote: *jokingly* Probably every sex position

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Eddie Brock, after meeting the symbiote: Oh, we've tried those, and invented new ones

[thelethalprotector]

I have been around for ages! I have much experience, with many creatures!! The humans are quite fascinating, and fun!!

Thanks for the compliment, V.

[thelethalprotector]

Do you guys hate or love each other？

I LOVE EDDIE!!! How dare you suggest otherwise.

He's a pain in my ass. But I love him.

I will eat your brains..

You know you'll eat my dick first, whore.

.... Not wrong..

Gross. *said affectionately ofc*

[thelethalprotector]

So...

What are your thoughts on all the fan art that exists of Venom online?

.... No comment....

He has many comments in his head...

Shut the fuck up.

[thelethalprotector]

Nsfw huh

*shares my top tips on bad accounting principles*

.... what?

Don't worry about it, it's bad advice.

Oh, okay.

[thelethalprotector]

Gaaaaay🫵

Very much. And very proud.

*sigh*

[thelethalprotector]

ITS TIME TO GET NSFW!!!

*stands on my office chair*

*Silent judgmental staring*

[eddieandv]

OTHER UNIVERSE US IS BACK!!!!

Yeah, okay, calm down man..

Hey Eddie and V.

@thelethalprotector

ooc: once again i apologize for how venom might look lol

[thelethalprotector]

OOC: It looks gorgeous!!

[iobartach]

Oh yeah-

Casual reminder to stop reblogging my shit, please

[thelethalprotector]

Reblogging just to annoy this guy

You're an ass, V.

Silence.

You're lucky I don't give a shit about this, so I'll do what you like for once.

[thelethalprotector]

This may be an odd ask, but I'm bored and I have free will, so fuck it. do you guys have favourite Greek gods/deities?

Mine are Athena (goddess of war and wisdom), Artemis (goddess of the hunt and the moon), and Nemesis (goddess of vengeance).

I wonder if Venom just generally has an interest in human myths and old stories 🤔

They are all very interesting.

Probably Hades. He's villainized so much though by the media. As is Ares. They are much more chill in the actual stories.

[thelethalprotector]

do you guys have, like, A Song? Y'know, like all those couples who have that one where they're like "omg this is so our song 🥺🥺🥺" lmao XDDD

Music isn't something we do too much, because Venom's noise sensitivity. Plus, he interrupts the lyrics a lot.

But I liked "Line Without a Hook" by Ricky Montgomery before I met V, and I guess it could kind of work with us? Some of the body talk and being a wreak without each other is very true. I don't remember all the lyrics though.

[thelethalprotector]

I may not personally be American, but the situation over there still brings me complete and utter fury, so how are you guys holding up in general? (Y'know, ICE n' shit)

Obvi you're probably not scared for yourselves, but likely for your friends, and it must be stressful trying to take them all out without having the military called on you 😓

I heard on yt that there was some kinda "no kings" protest thing going on against the annoying orange's fuckass parade, so that's something I guess

A few ICE people that have come near our part of town, have mysteriously gone missing.. That's all we're going to say.

Yeah, scared for some of our friends. We were actually at a "no kings" protest. Making sure people were as save as possible. But yeah, it sucks.

But at least I have been well fed..

[thelethalprotector]

Hi guys! I have an important question for both of you.

Of all the babies you have had, which is your favorite child? Hahshs

Anyone but Carnage.

[the-ultimate-insanity]

>:( fuck you too dad

[thelethalprotector]

You know how much paperwork we had to fill out because of you!?

You are the most expensive spawn..

[the-ultimate-insanity]

*insert maniacal cackles*

oh come on? Paperwork? That supposed to make me feel bad? And of course I’m expensive!

Come on!! We had a hell of a ride that’s for sure, you can’t deny some of what I do is fun

[thelethalprotector]

"You drive me nuts."

"We did.."

[thelethalprotector]

Hi guys! I have an important question for both of you.

Of all the babies you have had, which is your favorite child? Hahshs

Anyone but Carnage.

[the-ultimate-insanity]

>:( fuck you too dad

[thelethalprotector]

You know how much paperwork we had to fill out because of you!?

You are the most expensive spawn..

[whatonearthisgoingon]

So, I'm on a cruise and the wifi is shit. Will barely be on the next week, love you all.

[thelethalprotector]

Rbing on alt account

[thelethalprotector]

Hi guys! I have an important question for both of you.

Of all the babies you have had, which is your favorite child? Hahshs

Anyone but Carnage.

[thelethalprotector]

play FNAF together, I dare you >:3

Alright. We will on a weekend or something.