The Lexiconic

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A whole new lots of things.

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You can tell a lot about a man by the size of his collar.

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Sage advice, kiddos. Listen up.

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It's summer. You know what that means: Shark season.

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Plaid pants and no-wrinkle shirts. How we really won the revolution.

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Hippy love games.

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Sniff my what?

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But do the curtains match the carpet?

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Holy discontent!

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RIP, Ray Bradbury. Author, Prune Spokesman.

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Triple X. You know. For kids with crabs.

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"If you need me, I'll be in the bathroom, exercising."

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Ahhhh, the good ol' days when pajamas were sportswear.

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Smell like a m-a-a-a-n, man.

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Seems a fitting choice for the day.

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Also known as Eau d' Pompous Cad

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Just a couple thirsty skiers. No sexual innuendo to see here.