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By Indira Cesarine for The Untitled Magazine - 2022

thelightertheif

Ooh lala

strange-aeons

all of your posts are shit they're all just fucking faggot feed

Uh yeah that's why I'm on tumblr???

thelightertheif

If we all just get along we don't have gut a mf

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thelightertheif

Looks like a fun night

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thelightertheif

Look at miss nothing.

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thelightertheif

Switching bac to music mode.

So I'm being robbed via chatgpt. Or something ai. I keep losing money out of my account and I don't know where or how they are taking it.

Apparently I went into space, by creating a spaceship from nothing. And then I went to an alien university and studied for several years. By going back in time and I also taught at this school.

#alien university #time travel #space

I think I'm a saint. Everything I've gone to drink tea the past three times is tasted alchohalic and everything I go to take my medicine my water cup has tinted red water.

#saint #saint asshole #tea.#wine

The last morsual of something is always suprising.

strange-aeons

My elderly French neighbours are convinced that my partner is known Canadian comedian Mae Martin. I see them in the hallway and they're like “saw your partner on that magazine cover :)” “heard they’re producing a movie oooh we got famous people in the building :)” and I'm like GUYS i have told you before that MY WIFE IS NOT KNOWN CANADIAN COMEDIAN MAE MARTIN!!!! This is the greatest interaction I've ever had in my life!!!!!

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This is driving me a new type of insane

thelightertheif

Well they were roommates

Saysona Sotomayor says on su toma saysonai.

#phonetically egyptian #trust me

fearlessonthecoast

July 3, 2024

thelightertheif

Its not as if you have a flat

So i brought my dead wife's back to n life. And they chose among themselves which one gets me they are supposedly twins. And they are with members of my family. And they a r e supper hot.

#my wifes are aliens.#and they are sexy and good at playing monopoly #without them my life is nothing but a bad joke played on a burning record #oh and i can breath water

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for those who don’t remember, “mole interest” was an experiment I did 2 years ago because I wanted to test what causes tags to go trending on tumblr. My hypothesis was that all it takes is one (1) post blowing up in an established tag to make the entire tag trend.

I had randomly generated 2 words, which is where “mole interest” came from. I failed to consider that by generating a new tag, it wouldn’t have had enough posts already in it to prove what I now call “the mole interest effect”.

But now it does.

In 2023, we said “fuck it” a la mythbusters and ended up doing whatever it took to get #mole interest to trend. And it did. And it happened to be September 11th that day, and we managed to get #mole interest to trend ABOVE #9/11.