This will only hurt, FOREVER.

((This is a roleplay/ask blog for the Dire Agility hero Razor from Dota 2. Not connected to Valve in any way. Yeah...you get it.))

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@Bristleback

"Hehehehehe."

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Lyralei got on her tip toes and gave Razor a hug, the static in the air making her hair frizz up as she did so, she giggled softly. “See I’m not so bad, am I?”

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"...No...I suppose not." He reluctantly returned the hug and levitated a bit closer to the ground for her.

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Do you want a hug? ((Sorry I can't stop harassing Razor, She enjoys it too much <3 ))

".........After a few of these questions...Yes." Razor hung his head.

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Do you have a best friend?

".....No."

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Do you hate Razor?

"Very funny."

"Yes. I hate myself sometimes."

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@Riki

"You're no fun."

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Has anyone caught your eye recently?

".......Mmaybe... Yes....Not in the way you'd think, however."

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@Riki

"....That Hertz."

He chuckled.

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Are you really as grumpy as you say you are? =D Haha

"............Y....No."

Most honestly, he just likes to complain.

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//Honesty Hour

Ask Lyralei anything and she can only answer yes or no. 

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you may do this with Riki too

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Razor as well

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Razor is just going to twiddle with his whip now.

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My affection for you is so high as you remind myself of the fuel that powers the gears of science everyday!

"Oh....Thank you...." There was a crackle in the air. Was that red lightning?

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I love you because I love tormenting you so

"...I think I'm starting to hate you."

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Put " I love you." in my askbox and see how my muse reacts.

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Really now.

"Currently all of your puns are disappointing. And to think, so many of you have blown your fuses over this whole mess. Really you all should learn how to conduct yourselves better. Too many puns can certainly zap one's energy."

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”..Oh dear, not the puns.”

Sigh of green steam.

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"….I regret everything I’ve ever done."

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Slits eyes, and lifts him, tossing him back a bit.

"Go and think about what you’ve done."

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"That hertz, Rubick. Those sort of puns were my domain in the first place anyways."