Unfortunate Speller

I am opnionated, dyslexic, an atheist, and generally confused on sexuality/gender. I fucking love sex, sex toys, and related parifinalia.

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[thesaltofcarthage]

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

[vladtheunfollower]

[i-chew-on-pushpins]

kittens are so fucking stupid & i love them

[curlywhirliness]

Like you’ve never wanted to lay in a giant bowl of mashed potatoes.

[shyracoon]

To anyone with an eating disorder on Thanksgiving: I know it’s scary. Stay safe. You deserve to enjoy your dinner. Treat yourself kindly after you eat. You can do this, and I love you.

[queenabbey-lynn]

I’m so happy I saw this

[sheislaverne]

I wish I saw this sooner 🖤

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via bertiebertthepom)

[wasalmostleia]

OH MY GOOOODDDDDDD

[somecutething]

[theblacktora]

Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme.

[shota-co]

DOGS SHOULDN’T EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH.

[brofligate]

Bruh, it’s an apple.

[chasing-skrrts-deactivated20200]

him eating apple floss

[missharpersworld]

[jamiesshelves]

eimaj the sleepy, hoarder of candy corn and socks

[whathappenedtomychair]

haras the depressed, hoarder of cheerios and laptops

[thelittlecoggirl]

Lriggocelttileht the anxious, hoarder of Ginger Ale and fans

[skunkandburningtires]

[sharkboxes]

[fl4sh-p4st-deactivated20220722]

Hey can you reblog if you’d ever date a pre-t transguy cause honestly feeling really unlovable right now

[mlmreminders]

it looks like

[mlmreminders]

sorry CLEARS THROAT

[mlmreminders]

it looks like they’re having s

[mlmreminders]

GEUGH

[hoeterra]

when the top is short

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,045 bad mental health days in a row

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,046 bad mental health days in a row

[ispinprideflags]

thats 22 years of bad mental health are you okay

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,050 bad mental health days in a row

[xtafur-blog]

They’re deactivated now and I really hope they are okay, but my nihilism is telling me something else. :(

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

nah i just changed urls a few times. i came out and transitioned, graduated college, and got an amazing girlfriend who lights up my life. i had to delete the queued update to this post that said 8400 days for my 23rd birthday because i’m in a really good place right now.

to everyone struggling: it really does get better.

[coffeeandspentbrass-deactivated]

Wholesome.

[the-meme-offensive]

[autistic-goblin666]

This guy, he is beautiful

[coluring]

I AM SO SORRY IF YOU KNOW ME IRL

[laerugo]

how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh

[claricechiarasorcha]

I once stayed at a game reserve in South Africa, and they had three cheetahs – two males and one female. The boys stuck together (they were brothers), but female cheetahs are solitary, save for when they are raising cubs. Which is hard work for cheetahs, because they don’t/can’t den, she’s working constantly to protect/move her cubs, as well as feeding both them and herself.

Now, these cheetahs ARE in a private reserve, but they’re still essentially wild. But they are more or less accustomed to the presence of people. And this cheetah, Ketswiri, got very badly injured in her leg one time, which usually would be fatal to a cheetah. The staff at the reserve helped her. Another time, she was starving, and they provided her a fresh antelope carcass. And she remembered this, because the science officer was telling us how one time he was watching Ketswiri and her cubs, and she wandered over and dumped all her cubs at his feet, and walked off. Like “watch my kids, I need some me time.” And he was panicking like COME BACK I CAN’T BABYSIT YOUR KIDS WTF

[cluegrrl]

And this, children, is how cats literally domesticated themselves.

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[soft awoo]

[strix-avis]

context:

[did-you-know]

Body ‘detox’ or ‘cleanse’ products don’t work; it’s just a marketing tactic. There is no scientific or medical evidence to support any of the claims made by juices, teas, shakes, ionic foot pads, or other products that promise to remove toxins from the body. Aside from that, your body already has a built-in detox system, where your liver, kidneys, skin, and other natural defenses do the job on their own. Source Source 2

[thelittlecoggirl]

Say it again for those in the back.

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.