Pinniped Stan Account

For legal reasons, I am a joke Salt Lake City He/they

[hoeterra]

Unrelated to maintenance mode, I’m here now too and would very much like to find new people to follow

For legal reasons, I am a joke

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[ichbrauchenurdich]

Missionary because I’m obsessed with his face.

[midnightportals]

You should be yearning for me.

[ellewantsrevenge]

[planetsoda]

who remembers this tweet

[planetsoda]

this is your annual pride month reminder that queer rose is real

[thememedaddy]

[robichuwu]

[kaijuno]

[wizardshark]

This is because snow doesn't bounce sound waves like concrete does. When the world is like this it's LITERALLY quieter. The snow muffles sound

[wizardshark]

lot of you guys want to bleed to death in this photo!

[astriiformes]

The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:

[mangopatch]

[demonladytakkuri]

You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank

[bruntalism]

[nukaposting]

yo mista white. we're in the wasteland bitch

[junk-thunder]

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

[sparrow-va]

you have a wha

[tendernxss]

feeling this // blink-182

[snoopyfloyd]

Re liking mutuals post after they reblog

[charlesoberonn]

If you threw a single ibuprofen tablet into the sea, it would make the world's oceans have an ibuprofen concentration of 1 in 2.92x10^25.

Which is 3.42x10^35 times greater than the concentration of the average homeopathic medicine.

[charlesoberonn]

I like the description on wikipedia

[robotclownindulgence]

if i was the ceo of star wars i would simply make movies that are good