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I II do replies tonorrow heny sleepy night
✉ ( for tempy)
Text:
Michael: Hey so I remember we met at the library today. I got your number so hi this is Michael :)
Message didn’t send for days.
Tempy: Afraid so, I’m glad to know I didn’t scar you off :)
Michael: No you didn't. I just get shitty reception in my neighborhood and my mom won't switch our service.
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Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent
Violet: Don’t forget to pick up coffee, the realtor didn’t leave enough at the last open house.
Message Failed to Send
Violet: I prefer Folgers but whatever, any shit is fine.
Message Failed to Send
Violet: WTF? Now the house has no reception either?
Message Failed to Send
Violet: I have an undying need for you.
Message Sent
Violet: FUCK!
Message Failed to Send
"Oh please,” she groaned, glaring at her brother before taking a sip of his coffee and holding it in her lap, “I’m not going to go out and fuck someone right now, so don’t worry.” she laughed before her glare returned, “That’s all I was trying to say and my phone decided to hate me!” she argued, covering her face with her free hand.
"Oh god no. Not ‘The Talk’.” She said, eyes wide and mortified, “You shouldn’t have gotten the damn condoms, you shit head. I’m the one who’ll get in trouble,” she sighed and reached down to shove the bag under her bed before sitting up again, meeting his gaze with an exasperated expression.
Scoffing, Violet shook her head. “You’re the one who asked to fuck it out in ten minutes!” She accused, crossing her arms over her chest after she set the coffee down on the side table. “If anything, you’re the one who needs me.”
Michael chuckled and remembered all the time his phone had fucked up on him because of the shitty reception. Of course none of them were this hilarious. Violet could be so easy to pick on sometimes. "Oh well good thing I got coffee then." He sneered.
"Oh yes the talk." He laughed, picking up one of the boxes of condoms and holding it in front of her and using his phone to take a picture. "I'm gonna send this to Dad." He threatened. "Okay you know what since I feel so terrible for not getting your coffee." He took the bag of condoms. "I'll just keep these. I might need them anyway." He shrugged.
"You're right I do need you. I need you to stop texting me about your weird wet dreams about me." The boy laughed. "Hey that option still stands." Mike laughed.
✉ ( for tempy)
Text:
Michael: Hey so I remember we met at the library today. I got your number so hi this is Michael :)
Message didn’t send for days.
Tempy: It’s nice to hear from you again Michael
Message sent
Michael: Fuck did that really just send now? I sent that like a week ago.
Message sent.
✉
Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent
Violet: Don’t forget to pick up coffee, the realtor didn’t leave enough at the last open house.
Message Failed to Send
Violet: I prefer Folgers but whatever, any shit is fine.
Message Failed to Send
Violet: WTF? Now the house has no reception either?
Message Failed to Send
Violet: I have an undying need for you.
Message Sent
Violet: FUCK!
Message Failed to Send
Violet let out an audible groan as she watched her brother throw the bag at her, glaring at him as he sipped his coffee. “You’re such an ass, Mike. None of my messages were going through, and I meant to say coffee not condoms. Fuck autocorrect.” she muttered and glanced in the bag for a second, hoping he was kidding. Sure enough, there were several boxes of condoms. Shaking her head, she tossed the bag on the floor. “Can’t wait to see how mom reacts to that in my room,”
"I do. I have an undying need for you to stop being a smart ass," she quipped and shook her head, tossing her phone on the floor. "I fucking hate the reception here." She sighed.
"Yeah sure." Michael chuckled. "Stay safe, Violet. Keep protected I don't wanna have to beat anyone up." He handed her his half finished cup of coffee and just invited himself to sit back on her bed. "If you wanted coffee you should've just said something." He shrugged. "Don't let mom see those you'll get the talk and trust me when her and dad gave me the talk it was terrible."
"Well we're moving, so maybe you'll stop sending me weird borderline creepy texts and we can just go back to sibling banter." The boy smirked. "You don't need me? Not even a little?"
✉ ( for tempy)
Text:
Michael: Hey so I remember we met at the library today. I got your number so hi this is Michael :)
Message didn't send for days.
✉
Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent
Violet: Don’t forget to pick up coffee, the realtor didn’t leave enough at the last open house.
Message Failed to Send
Violet: I prefer Folgers but whatever, any shit is fine.
Message Failed to Send
Violet: WTF? Now the house has no reception either?
Message Failed to Send
Violet: I have an undying need for you.
Message Sent
Violet: FUCK!
Message Failed to Send
Violet: I don’t care about your fucking date!
Message Sent
Violet: I didn’t even want the fucking condoms.
Message Failed to Send
Violet: KMN. I’ll just call you next time I need something.
Message Failed to Send
Michael frowned at his phone and then just shook his head as he walked into the house, kicking his shoes off in Hallie's general direction. He walked up to Violet's room and let himself in and tossed her the grocery bag with the condoms in it, taking a drink from the coffee he'd bought himself.
"There I didn't know what kind you wanted so I got you one of each." He shrugged. "So you have an undying need for me?"
Daaaaaaaaaddddyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
"I don't have any kids weirdo, you're my dad."
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Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent
Violet: Don’t forget to pick up coffee, the realtor didn’t leave enough at the last open house.
Message Failed to Send
Violet: I prefer Folgers but whatever, any shit is fine.
Message Failed to Send
Violet: WTF? Now the house has no reception either?
Message Failed to Send
Violet: I have an undying need for you.
Message Sent
Violet: FUCK!
Message Failed to Send
Violet: Half of my messages aren’t even going through so shut the fuck up Mike!
Message Failed to Send
Violet: SHUT THE FUCK UP. JUST STFU.
Message Failed to Send
Violet: I just wanted some damn condoms
Message Sent
Violet: COFFEE*****
Message Failed to Send
Violet: I hate autocorrect.
Message Failed to Send
Michael: Is this a bad time to tell you I'm going on a date this friday or?
Michael: Relax I'm on my way home. I bought your damn condoms.
Michael: I bought some coffee too, but I just got enough for me. Just wanted to rub that in.
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Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent
Violet: Don’t forget to pick up coffee, the realtor didn’t leave enough at the last open house.
Message Failed to Send
Violet: I prefer Folgers but whatever, any shit is fine.
Message Failed to Send
Violet: WTF? Now the house has no reception either?
Message Failed to Send
Violet: I have an undying need for you.
Message Sent
Violet: FUCK!
Message Failed to Send
Violet: What?! Mike no!
Message Failed to Send
Violet: This is bullshit none of my messages are going through.
Message Failed to Send
Violet: Hurry up and get back
Message Sent
Violet: With the coffee! I meant to add with the coffee!
Message Failed to Send
Violet: I give up.
Message Failed to Send
Michael: Whoa okay Violet i love you and all but I'm not ready to move to the south yet.
Michael: This is some real Cersei and Jamie Lannister shit you're pulling right here.
Michael: Hey while I'm out getting cigarettes do you want anything else? Don't say condoms.
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Send ✉ for a text that wasn’t sent
Violet: Don’t forget to pick up coffee, the realtor didn’t leave enough at the last open house.
Message Failed to Send
Violet: I prefer Folgers but whatever, any shit is fine.
Message Failed to Send
Violet: WTF? Now the house has no reception either?
Message Failed to Send
Violet: I have an undying need for you.
Message Sent
Violet: FUCK!
Message Failed to Send
Michael: Violet what the fuck?
Michael: I'm trying to buy cigarettes can I buy some god damn cigarettes without someone confessing how much they love me?
Michael: Damn it Violet. Ten minutes, can we go fuck this out in like ten minutes.
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Who are you?
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send me ☯ if your muse has ever thought about mine naked
Me? Naked?
Violet shook her head, giving an awkward laugh. “Michael…” she scolded in a light tone, not sure how else to how react. She was embarrassed, and she felt awkward but of course her brother could’ve just been messing with her, right? “You’re a pervert.” she commented, crossing her arms over her chest as she stared at him, half-expecting him to say he was joking, or to defend himself.
Violet sighed, giving him a small smile as she looked down at her lap. “Don’t apologize. I’m not… mad.” More like weirded out, confused and just unsure what to think about it. “Just don’t say anything to mom or dad. I don’t want them thinking they need to do something drastic,” she said quietly, giving him a pleading look.
"Oh my God please don't tell mom or dad." Michael begged. He didn't want them to kill him or worse make him see a therapist. "Dad will go all psychiatrist on me and just please, please no." Michael shook his head. "Can we just... never bring this up again... ever?"
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send me ☯ if your muse has ever thought about mine naked
Me? Naked?
Violet shook her head, giving an awkward laugh. “Michael…” she scolded in a light tone, not sure how else to how react. She was embarrassed, and she felt awkward but of course her brother could’ve just been messing with her, right? “You’re a pervert.” she commented, crossing her arms over her chest as she stared at him, half-expecting him to say he was joking, or to defend himself.
Violet watched him for a second before motioning for him to come sit on her bed with her. “It’s fine, Michael. I know we do but… You didn’t seem like you were joking. You were bright red and….” she trailed off and shook her head. “It’s fine. We don’t need to talk about that, Mike. Not if it makes you uncomfortable,’ she said with an awkward clearing of her throat.
"I'm pretty sure we passed the line of uncomfortable..." He smirked, trying to somehow lighten the mood. His sister was so kind to him and it was even weirder now that she knew. "I just wanted to say sorry. I didn't want you to find out like that."
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send me ☯ if your muse has ever thought about mine naked
Me? Naked?
Violet shook her head, giving an awkward laugh. “Michael…” she scolded in a light tone, not sure how else to how react. She was embarrassed, and she felt awkward but of course her brother could’ve just been messing with her, right? “You’re a pervert.” she commented, crossing her arms over her chest as she stared at him, half-expecting him to say he was joking, or to defend himself.
Violet sniffled and slowly turned onto her side, looking up when she heard a knock on the door. Taking a shaky breath, she called, “It’s open…”, watching the door expectantly. Part of her hoped it wasn’t Michael; she didn’t know how to react to that. Her family had definitely gotten the attractive genes; Michael had a nice build and a cute face. But they were siblings, and there was no way she’d think of him like that.
The brother kicked the door open slowly but didn't walk into the room, not wanting to scare her any worse. He stood silently in the doorway, his arms shoved awkwardly in his pockets. "Look, this is uncomfortable..." He began to mumble. "I'm sorry I really didn't want to freak you out. I thought you'd think I was joking... I mean we always joke about that."