The Un-Broken Hearts Club (Because I'm going to fix them!)

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[heartsmith]

Announcement!

Hello everyone! This is Smithy again! I've decided to start re-advertising my work! Please come in if you want help!

On top of my original work, since my absence, I've been also working with more general items! I now also help repair most mechanical items like limbs!

[amemesiella]

hm. this seems oddly familiar

[fluffydancer618]

Hi

🅸🅵 🆈🅾🆄 🅶🅾🅽🅽🅰 🅱🅴 🅼🆈 🅲🅾🅼🅿🅴🆃🅸🆃🅾🆁 🅸 🆆🅸🅻🅻 🅲🆁🅰🆂🅷 🆈🅾🆄.

Bye ^^

[amemesiella]

please i swear i'm not treading in your territory i just wanted to figure out if rt had a tumblr account NotLikeThis

[fluffydancer618]

So did I... a̹͍͈͋͐̊̾͐̇t̮̣ͫ ͔̥̪͊̏͜o҉͔̮̱n̜̣͓̺̯̟̒̒͆̌ͧͩ̋eͮ̓͋͐ͩ̔̔͏̥̤̟͕̳̲ ̖͔̼̗ͦ̔͑͑̈ͧ̚t̩͖̝i̲̺̙̋ͤ̂m̡̮̠̤̝̓eͬ̈́ͨ.

.. But I leave you be. For now. 

🅸’🅼 🆆🅰🆃🅲🅷🅸🅽🅶 🆈🅾🆄.

[miku-life-tips]

That one guy in the corner at a party meme but its:

They don’t know I caused the rtcu

It’s all because of this fecking post

I wouldn’t change a thing tbh

[fluffydancer618]

YOU

[i-am-rtgame]

Is this gonna be Fluffy’s villain origin story?

[fluffydancer618]

Ah c’mon even it is

How bad can I possibly be?

[fluffydancer618]

Don’t tell me what to do

I will make a great board out of them

[not-not-rtgame]

Let me the fuck go, Fluffy

Please

[fluffydancer618]

Hush, parts of the board do not speak

otherwise duct tape will fall off and then you will fall off too and i don’t want you to be hurt y’know

[miku-life-tips]

I started this board. I am also on the board (with my other account Dan-Life-Tips). How long until you’ve realize I’m free and duct tapping more of the Dan’s to the wall >:3

[my-name-is-daniel-yes]

Fluffy will catch you.

[miku-life-tips]

I will just say No ❤

[my-name-is-daniel-yes]

Fluffy can and will catch you.

[miku-life-tips]

My Dan Life Tips is still up there and I dressed up one of little rt’s as Kevin and tapped them up. I am free :)

[fluffydancer618]

ok that’s it

I’M GOING TO USE MY FLEX TAPE ON YOU

[miku-life-tips]

I’ll be happy to discuss this over a cup of tea :)

[fluffydancer618]

Oh

Okay :)

If you don’t mind they will be here too it’s their dinner time

So

Why do you do what you do

[fluffydancer618]

No dinner for him i guess

[fluffydancer618]

Hey everybody don’t pass by! Try our new game - Purple Zone Get 150 points by hitting Dans with a water balloons and win a prize! For only 4.99$ 14.99$ 49.99$

Or try our Hard Mode - Green Zone for the same price!

[ask-kevins-cupcler]

I have not a cent to my name anymore, but may I test my aim?

[fluffydancer618]

Sorry sir i’m a capitalist now i’m not allowed to give something for free

But would you like to be a part of the board?

[ask-kevins-cupcler]

ah that would be- wait you mean be taped up there!

[fluffydancer618]

When I said that I’m not allowed to give a free stuff, I̗͗͌͂ ̞͙͐̆̏͗͊m͔̱̲͔̥ͅe̫ͨ̄a͛̎͌ͩͪ͐ͧn͖ͯtͬͬ̑ͭ̅ ̪̙̹͍͉͊͊̓͊ͫf̮̭͍̻̬̄̔̀ͤṙ̺͈̬͈͇̈́e̩e̱̯̹̭̖͗̑ͦd̮͔͚̦̣̞ͬ͋̈́̅͊o͓͖̣̼ͬ̐ͨͪ̎̉m̖̮ ̙͚t͐̽̉õ̥̜̭ͦ͗o͈͓ͯͭͅ

[ask-the-rt-cler]

this… upstart will not be tolerated

[character-chris]

[heartsmith]

!!!

[ask-the-rt-cler]

Ok tax fraud completed under your name, documents are on your desk. Oh! Put some new flowers on your desk too, the old ones were wilting, hope you like the pink and purple hydrangeas!

hm. thank you, employee sg.

[heartsmith]

Pink Hydrangeas: Heartfelt Emotion and True Feelings! Purple Hydrangeas: Desire for deep understanding!

Very pretty if I say so myself!

[heartsmith]

And we’re back! Welcome to the Heartsmith’s shop! We’re always open!

[jupiter-suggestion]

does lightning strike because it loves the earth? what must it feel like, to reach for the thing that you love and discover that your touch will only scorch it?

[knighthearts]

Visit Original Link

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

[sg-726]

@ask-the-rt-cler

It’s not even close to April

[ask-the-rt-cler]

@sg-726

:)c

[sg-726]

@ask-the-rt-cler

[heartsmith]

I just listened to the song...

Why was I expecting something different???

[perplexing-news]

so.  holidays.

[candy-dan]

It’s the holidays indeed, dear perplexer

[perplexing-news]

we’re going straight to hell.

[withspaces]

superhell!

[perplexing-news]

i thought superhell was for when you confessed your gay love to your best friend

[withspaces]

Well, who knows what fun shenanigans Candy Dan will get up to. Candy Destiel, perhaps.

[perplexing-news]

please never speak to me again.

[heartsmith]

... What’s a  Destiel?

[ask-kevins-cupcler]

HOLIDAY SEASON IS MUG SEASON BABEYYYY

Buy some, don’t be a scrooge

[candy-dan]

and you know what goes well in mugs? hot cocoa! and do you know what pairs well with hot cocoa? 

 🍬 peppermint 🍬

[heartsmith]

But I don’t like peppermint with my cocoa...

[ask-kevins-cupcler]

((psst @anarchist-demon is it date time? 👉👈 ))

Cupcler sits in his kitchen, nervously fiddling with his tie. He’s surrounded by precarious stacks of baking tins and ingredients.

[heartsmith]

Remember, just be yourself! I’m sure you’ll have a good time! I have faith in you!

[heartsmith]

Might want to check in on the wordsmith, they’re seeming a little stressed.

I... @shakespearean-wordsmith you good? am I making too much noise while I work?

[god-of-kings]

. . .

Both'ring the Smith because I shall not giveth thee the answ'r thee desire? how pathetic can thee people receiveth. Nay, mine own dearest cousin, thou art p'rfectly fine. Maketh as much hurtling as thee prithee, this is thy w'rkshop aft'r all.

[heartsmith]

...

Okay! Let me know if that changes! Or if you need anything!

[heartsmith]

Might want to check in on the wordsmith, they’re seeming a little stressed.

I... @shakespearean-wordsmith you good? am I making too much noise while I work?

[the-little-birdie]

Hello birdie! You work with the Newsman yes? I’m The Heartsmith! It’s nice to meet you!

Ah, glad to meet you, Heartsmith! Yes, I do work with him- or at least, share an office with him. It seems like we're both bound to meet each other, huh? :D

I sent an inquiry to your office earlier, but I suppose it doesn't matter now that you're here, right? :D

[heartsmith]

Ah! Your note must have gotten lost in the papers! I’m sorry I didn’t see it earlier! Though you are right, I’m here now!

[heartsmith]

i think you look like a Heartsmith.

:D

I do! I do look like a Heartsmith!

[heartsmith]

i think you wear a lot of pink

I like pink! But not I don’t wear it often! The work I do would stain the color!

[heartsmith]

You know, the more I think about it, the more I wonder. What do you guys do think I look like? I haven’t described myself or shown a picture of myself, which makes me curious on your thoughts! Not in a narcissistic way, I’m just. Genuinely curious!