Boy Ciri, Best Ciri

He/Him, grown man, I follow from @AerithTseng.

[astrolunos]

[astrolunos]

bonus

[endrae]

bois

[eddiestarchild]

Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

DANDELION HOOKED UP WITH A TRANS ELF.

Change my mind.

In one quest, Geralt is tracking down Dandelion.

He goes through a list of the Bard's girlfriends, in which they are written about in love poem form.

Geralt tracks them down one by one to talk to them about they last time they saw the bard.

When Geralt gets to Elihal's house, one of the ladies on the list, he's greated by a young elf man, who says they'll go get her.

Nec minit, the elf guy comes back out all lovely looking in a dress....

According to Elihal, they and Dandelion met in a bar, got drunk, went home together and just "talked".

Mean while Elihal is saying how chill and friensly Dandelion was..

And Elihal was written about in love poem form, like all the other girls the bard sleep with sooo...

Also uses proper "she" pronouns in the poem about her too!

......

Elihal,

A figure most rare, her natural dual.

Look deep in her eyes, or be made a fool.

[st-dionysus]

Geralt and Yen have big Trans Man and his Lesbian gf vibes.

[valdomarx]

Jaskier actually has met and befriended each wolf witcher separately but hasn't told Geralt about it and it is a huge surprise for everyone when he finally brings him to Kaer Morhen

I’d like to amend that Jaskier actually has met and fucked each wolf witcher separately but hasn't told Geralt about it

And it is indeed a huge surprise for everyone when he finally brings him to Kaer Morhen, and a series of awkward conversations ensue

[valdomarx]

Does Jaskier keep fucking the other witchers in Kaer Morhen that winter before Geralt and he get together? Does Geralt have to listen to them having sex every day? Cause it's one thing knowing your crush has fucked every single one of your family members (except you) but it's another thing to have to witness them do it for 4 months straight (gay)

Geralt lying awake at night, overhearing Jaskier getting absolutely railed by Lambert next door and knowing he’ll be hearing this all winter long:

[izzy-hands]

Geraskier Incorrect Quotes [2/∞] (in/sp.)

[transformativeworks]

[image description: a series of gif showing Geralt and Jaskier talking while Geralt is taking a bath.

Jaskier: I will now torture you.

Geralt: Kinky.

Jaskier: I think you are sweet and beautiful.

Geralt: Wait-

Jaskier: YOu deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others.

Geralt: No.

Jaskier: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.

Geralt: I need a safeword!

end of description]

[bluedillylee]

tumble prudes got me so crop tool to the rescue!

suppose i should have made the medallion bigger I guess anyways here’s the link to the full version

[geraskiersource]

[welcomemysentence]

it’s just so desperately romantic, like — i cant get over the fact that sex workers can recognize geralt’s scars by jaskier’s songs, down to their location on his body, meaning canonically jaskier has intimately studied geralt’s body and has either coaxed out the story of nearly every one of his scars or helped stitch up the wounds when they happened

[thecaduceusclay]

thots on horses?

I think those are called cowboys

[thecaduceusclay]

Someone tagged this Geralt of Rivia and I want you to know I'm kissing you directly on your forehead rn

[blangg]

Girl help yennskier invaded my brain

[izzy-hands]

Jaskier + constantly drinking

[bamf]

The flash that cuts through darkness, the light that breaks the night

[sunatsubu]

the only surefire way to shut up a bard

[abluescarfonwaston]

I would like everyone to know that Book! Geralt fidgets with his medallion just. All the time. Tugging on the chain. Twisting it around. Fiddling with it.

This is very important to me. That is all.

[bucketloadsof-rain]