A Separate Howling @thelonewolfsloneliness - Tumblr Blog

It’s been two years since my accident, and not much has changed! I nanny for a new family now, which has been amazing. I hope the rest of you fall in love with being alive (and that it doesn’t take a near death experience to do so)!

adventures-in-poor-planning

a productive what now?

adventures-in-poor-planning

like I’m sorry but this is so funny it is causing me to lose my life. “we are all living through a global pandemic, nobody has any money, our democracies are horrifically morally bankrupt and our world is dying. here’s how to break down spiritually in a palatable and socially-approved way!”

adventures-in-poor-planning

… I consider myself a pretty emotionally constipated person but jesus christ

hjartasalt

“Sorry, I’m afraid I can’t have a meeting at 4 today because it conflicts with my crying session”

flugelwhisper

“Sorry, I have my weekly spiraling panic attack at 2pm tomorrow. Would Wednesday be okay for you?”

gwengrimm

I mean…

catsudeku

karrius-deactivated20220725

The madden gif maker has banned the use of the word “capitalism”.

“Too many people were using our videogame football gif maker to make communist propaganda. We need to put a stop to that.”

herelieslill-deactivated2022041

starstuf

regicide1997

This post just got extremely funny

regicide1997

I want to clarify:

The original post: Funny on its own.

This post seeing a resurgence due to a copycat post made in response to the iOS kerfuffle: Very funny.

John Madden dying within days of said resurgence: A bit morbid, but hilarious in simply the coincidence of it.

Senator Harry Reid dying within hours of Coach Madden’s death: Absolutely hilarious.

Still waiting on the queen of england.

yardsards

there is a horse loose in the (children’s) hospital

levitatingfrog-deactivated20240

This website. It’s too much.

ljspencerauthor

Take it from the biochemist who used to work with vaccines:

1. Some vaccines will keep you from getting sick: measles, mumps, rubella, etc.

2. Some vaccines won't keep you from getting sick, but it will keep you from dying: COVID, flu, etc.

3. Some people can't get vaccines, or vaccines don't work for them. They are a tiny percentage of the population.

4. Side effects from vaccines are normal.

5. mRNA vaccine technology has been around for 20 years. It's not *that* new.

6. Vaccine cards have been around for a very long time. You'd know that if you traveled to certain countries, or looked it up on Google.

7. I'm getting tired of saying all this stuff to people. At this point, I don't give a flying fuck what you believe, grow the fuck up and just get your fucking vaccine and/or booster shot. But if you insist on being a selfish asshole, stay the fuck away from me.