Luka Richard

I'm that guy who you dream about every night but never have the chance of being with.18 years old x Athlete x Single x Homosexual x Rugby Team Captain

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txt ; Luka from 3rd period

Toby: I'm actually too lazy to read all of that so I'll assume you said sure and that I'll come back to nothing broken

Toby: Thanks so much

Luka: Ugh, you lazy asshole. Whatever.

Luka: Bite me.

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txt ; open

Toby: I won't be at school again today, but I actually remembered to call in a substitute.

Toby: Will you make sure they don't screw with my instruments? I always have that problem with subs

Luka: Fuck, I did give you my mumber, didn't I? Well, at least you remembered to do something productive today, sir.

Luka: Unless you plan on paying me for that task, I'm going to have to decline. I'm not your assistant.

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itsjoshfitz:

I’ll be back at 11, you just act like a peasant, got a bow on my panties because my ass is a present…

"Hey you. You mind shutting up? I'm trying to focus on the guys on the track team and your rapping is killing my sex drive."

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SMS ✉ Darkhaired Casanova Rhett

Rhett: Oh hi!

Rhett: I don't know how. I go into settings but I don't know what to do next.

Rhett: Sorry what were you texting me about again?

Luka: Such a huge greeting from you!

Luka: Settings. Language & Input. Scroll down to your keyboard and it should be somewhere in that area.

Luka: Um, your intentions with Gunner, dude! Is he going to be your boyfriend or no?

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gtfo-ryder:

“My junk is suffocating, Luka. These feel weird. I refuse to come out.”

"Ryder, get your skinny ass out here right now! If I have to come get you, it will not be pretty. Out here, now!"

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andy-brinker:

Andy had been in bed watching Netflix off of his laptop when he saw Luka walk in. “They should be on my desk somewhere bro!” he said not bothering to help him look.

Luka sighed as he tossed his bookbag on the floor and shot Andy an evil glare. "Would you pause the movie for a second and actually help me look?" He asked, folding his arms as he looked at his friend. "This is why you're single. Your hospitality could use some serious work."

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gtfo-ryder:

“I told you I don’t wanna do it, it’s embarrassin’.”

"Too bad, Ryder. This is downside to being friends with me. Now, get out here and make sure the tights aren't ripped. Those are my only pair."

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SMS ✉ Darkhaired Casanova Rhett

Rhett: Who is this again

Rhett: I'm really not good with this whole phone thing

Rhett: It keeps correcting me with ridiculous words that don't make sense or fit with my sentence!

Luka: It's Luka.

Luka: Yeah, I've seen you try to make a phone call before. Kind of tragic really.

Luka: Turn off your autocorrect, dummy.

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[opens your dorm room door without knocking] Yo, Andy. Let me burrow your AP History notes, dude. I fell asleep in class on Friday and missed everything. andy-brinker

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SMS ✉ Darkhaired Casanova Rhett

Luka: What are your intentions with my best friend, Rhett?

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callumdupont:

Well it isn’t what I hear most often in the world. I uh…. My room? Sorry but j dunno if I’m okay with that

Alright then. Get out my car then. I'll see you in school on Monday. Enjoy the movie, kid.

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allamerican-psycho:

“I hope he picks me, at least. That’s all I can really hope for,” Gunner mumbled, shrugging simply. “And try to sweep him off his feet, of course. That’s always a plus.” He smirked a little and cleared his throat. “I don’t know. I kind of liked it. At least with him, it didn’t feel so horrible. It was… sweet. I did fuck one of his friends shortly before we got together though, so… I kinda don’t know how that’ll turn out.” He shrugged and laughed a little. “He’s still my best friend, watch your mouth,” he threatened. “But yeah, I know. I need to move on.” A tiny groan left his lips as he nodded a little, licking his lips. “Yes. Mostly because I get bored and start daydreaming about getting blowjobs in the back of movie theaters… Again. Since I’ve actually done it before.”

"Picks you? What the hell are you talking about? Love isn't a competition, Gunner." He said, sitting up in his seat. "You shouldn't have to worry about whether or not you have his heart or not. If he likes you then no one else should matter to him." He took a deep breath and allowed himself to swallow the building anger in his face. "But, if winning his heart is what we have to do to get this relationship going then I'm going to help you with this." Flashing a cheesy grin, he pulled out his phone and began to type away. "I'm texting my favorite flower shop to arrange a boquet of roses to arrive on your dorm tomorrow morning. Take those to him." He said, finishing up his text before sliding the phone back into his pocket. "Hey, I was your best friend first so I will speak about him how I see fit. Don't bark your orders at me." He scolded before reaching over and poking Gunner's nose. He shifted his eyes to the handsome male's lap once he heard his last response. "Well, we don't have to tell Rhett about this, alright? Just sit back." He smirked as he moved his hands to the zipper of Gunner's jeans, unzipping the zipper before sliding his hand inside. He fumbled with the frabic of his briefs until he felt the skin of the other male's member in his hand.

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rian-lane:

“And just as cute, too. I got you here, didn’t I?” she countered, playfully nudging him with her elbow. “I can already feel myself regretting it, but it’s too late now. And if you fail, then I’m taking you do something that’s much worse than a movie. Hey, what’s wrong with animations? Those are the best. Hello? Disney? Pixar? What’s wrong with you?”

"Maybe cuter. Yes, remind me to never believe anything you ever say again, alright?" He countered back, squinting at her before flashing a grin. "Can you? Are you feeling it, Mr. Krabs?" He let out a quick chuckle before continuing, "Oh god. You're a evil little woman. But, I'm confident in my self-control so you're on. Animated movies make no sense. They're all about defying logic. Talking animals, talking toys...humans with superpowers, a fox and a hound becoming friends? Come on. It's weird."

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stfu-riker:

“Boner? What were you doing before I got here, mate?” Riker asked, narrowing his eyes teasingly. “I mean, I wouldn’t be opposed to helping. Unlock your door, Lu.”

"Um, I wasn't doing anything. I-I-I...you know what? Fuck it. I was jerking off. There. Now the whole campus knows." Luka grinned, narrowing his eyes back at him in victory. "Oh really? Well, in that case, the door is already unlocked, dude. Come on up."

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stfu-riker:

“Drunk out of my fucking mind, mate. I was wonderin’ if you were up. This answers my question.” 

"I was wondering if you had any brain cells left...this answers my question." He joked before shaking his head with a small laugh. "Well, unless you're here to help me with my boner, get lost."

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rian-lane:

“Yes, I know I can be very persuasive. It’s a talent,” she laughed, batting her eyelashes. “How about we make a deal? You be nice and sit though the whole movie without making a single negative comment, and afterward we can do whatever you want to do. What do you say?”

"You're about as persuasive as a Panda wearing a Penguin costume." He laughed, rolling his eyes at her batting her eyelashes. "Ooh, I'm going to make you eat those words. This is going to be a challenge but I think I can do it. As long as it's not an animated movie. I don't know if I can hold my tongue for those."