The Lunch Box Heroes

[luxlightly]

Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”

Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”

Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”

Me:

Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”

Me:

Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[randobambo]

[dedededededededededededededenne]

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

[lurkdusoleil]

I am done with anti-medicine nuts who are like “God gave us all we need in nature” yup he sure did. wtf do you think scientists use to make their medicines? where do you think they got all those chemicals. they didn’t summon them from the void. we haven’t outsourced to alien planets. everything came from this earth. we just tweaked them into something more effective. taking a long walk in the woods and chewing on plants never made me feel less like dying but taking prozac sure fucking did.

[orriculum]

when people are like “medicine has all those NASTY CHEMICALS” it makes me genuinely concerned that they dont know herbalism is literally those same ‘nasty’ chemicals, just less precise/concentrated/helpful

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chongoblog]

tumblr blog “white people twitter” posting a fake twitter conversation between two BTS members that is literally a word for word recreation of an old tumblr post

[mil4n0]

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

felt

[nflstreet]

[brattylikestoeat]

[exeggcute]

when I was a kid my dad would sometimes make breakfast ham from one of those round cuts of meat and he’d take care to cut off the ham rind in one continuous piece, so it was like one giant ring, and then he’d call over our dog and make him sit and throw the ring around our dog’s neck. like so

this was a ritual that my dad referred to as “ham necklace”

[flower-swift]

physically i'm in july, but mentally i’m still processing february.

[catboyboy]

here’s a psa from ur local iranian-american, quit pronouncing “Iran” as “eye-ran”, it’s pronounced “ee-rahn”, and when one of us corrects you? fucking. change. start correcting yourself. I get the media sucks with pronouncing it right but at least make a goddamn effort, because it feels like no one really is. ive personally told ppl over 10 times and even then they didn’t get it right.

Pronouncing it like “eye-ran” leads to sososo many racist jokes, and they’re NOT harmless, they’re annoying and rude and overall really insensitive, and that can get to a person. please stop.

this is ok to rb, I encourage it if anything

[renthony]

Maybe all the twentysomethings are obsessed with cartoons because all the “adult” shows show the same traumas, frustrations, and anxieties we already have to deal with 24/7.

Sometimes you just wanna watch a princess of power or a magical alien child do fancy magic stuff in a lower-stakes world where you can be reasonably sure you won’t be subjected to depictions of extreme violence, gore, assault, and sex without warning, ya dig?

[raeseddon]

It’s true and you should say it

[sith-shenanigans]

so much adult media likes to pretend hopelessness and pessimism and cynicism are something profound instead of the same depressing nonsense that you can find self-righteous assholes spouting on any given corner of the internet

society acts like we’re supposed to outgrow hope somewhere between sixteen and twenty-two and it’s absolute bullshit

being an adult isn’t about giving up

hold on, let me repeat that

just in case y'all didn’t hear me in the back

being an adult isn’t about giving up

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

[00incognegro-deactivated2021041]

[liberalsarecool]

[coredrill]

Somebody’s a little light on his feet! What’s your fighting name? The Fancy Dancer?

[whitepeopletwitter]