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@themackenziejade
texts || mackon
BRANDON: so now i'm unavailable??
BRANDON: i dunno. do you? i asked you first.
MACKENZIE: Yeah?? And, they should know this?? Should I make out with you in front of them, so they get the hint?
MACKENZIE: Idk. I asked you second.
texts || mackon
BRANDON: i said go and tell them. do what you want.
[.....]
BRANDON: unless you want it to be a date??
MACKENZIE: I just think they should know that you are unavailable. Like that includes texting too.
[....]
MACKENZIE: Do you??
texts || mackon
BRANDON: aight, you can tell 'em. idc. you do you.
BRANDON: yes i do. isn't that basically what we normally do?
[....]
BRANDON: why would this be a date? we're just hanging out and watching netflix and eating. like ppl do.
MACKENZIE: So, you don't want me to tell them? Okay. Sure. Makes sense.
MACKENZIE: Yup. And, I'm sure you do the same thing with your honeys.
[....]
MACKENZIE: Okay, just checking. It just sounded different, but it's fine.
texts || mackon
BRANDON: ...pls don't screenshot it. that's unnecessary.
BRANDON: cause i get hungry?? why else would i wanna get fed?
MACKENZIE: Why is it unnecessary? Shouldn't your honeys know that you are no longer involved with them? It's only the right thing to do.
MACKENZIE: You want to get fed, watch Netflix, and hang out with me?
[....]
MACKENZIE: This isn't a date, right?
texts || mackon
BRANDON: not even my honeys, babe. is that a good answer or what?
BRANDON: i'll cuddle twice if i get fed. that's the deal.
[...]
BRANDON: please.
MACKENZIE: Very good answer. I need this screenshotted and recorded.
MACKENZIE: Get fed? Why?
MACKENZIE: ....sure.
texts || mackon
BRANDON: you're so hot, babe. seriously. no one compares.
BRANDON: we have to cuddle twice? am i at least gonna get something to eat tho?
MACKENZIE: Not even your honeys?
MACKENZIE: Yes. Why wouldn't we? Don't be so surprised. Sure, what do you want, and I will think about it.
texts || mackon
BRANDON: when u being sarcastic is hot>>>>>
BRANDON: nah, i would still come over.
BRANDON: that's the right answer, i think.
MACKENZIE: When you thinking I'm hot is hot >>>>>
MACKENZIE: That's the right answer, and the answer to your question is of course. But, we have to cuddle before AND after.
texts || mackon
BRANDON: when u call me a genius >>>>>>
BRANDON: are we gonna do it if i come over?
MACKENZIE: Even though, it was sarcastic >>>>>>
MACKENZIE: If I say no would you not come over?
texts || mackon
BRANDON: i'm smart af, tho. i am.
BRANDON: you become available every time he needs you. boom done. i don't believe that that was a type for a second.
MACKENZIE: I know you are. But, sometimes (all the time) you don't show it.
MACKENZIE: Wow. Amazing. Tell me more. I guess I just have to give up my life and devote my time to him 24/7. You're a genius. It was, sorry. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
MACKENZIE: You should come over tonight.
texts || mackon
BRANDON: i can. i'm smart af. everyone knows that.
BRANDON: yea i do. all the time. you just gotta ask me. call me babe again pls.
MACKENZIE: But, you don't act like it? Everyone knows that.
MACKENZIE: Okay. How do I get the guy I'm hooking up with to stop glancing at other girls for more than three seconds? Whoops. That was a typo.
texts || mackon
BRANDON: how am i supposed to know if it's under 3 seconds or not?
BRANDON: a lot more. i'm fun to talk to. i'm hot. i can offer great advice. i'm the whole package.
MACKENZIE: You can count up to three right?
MACKENZIE: You offer great advice? When? As for the rest, whatever you say, babe.
texts || mackon
BRANDON: gotchu. so a quick up and down sorta thing?
BRANDON: ur using me for warmth? idk how i feel about this. i'm more than just warmth, babe.
MACKENZIE: NO. Like a glance. Under three seconds.
MACKENZIE: Yes. I always need something warm to cuddle with. :) Oh, you are? What more is there?
texts || mackon
BRANDON: so i can't flirt or look at anyone else?
BRANDON: fine. i still don't get the point of cuddling. like what is it supposed to do?
MACKENZIE: Why would you want to flirt with other people?? And, I guess you can look, but you can't like linger on them.
MACKENZIE: It makes me feel happy and warm. I'm just using you for your warmth.
texts || mackon
BRANDON: i'm not. i just like looking at things. it's like when u go shopping and don't buy shit.
BRANDON: can we make out now?
MACKENZIE: NOT THE SAME. Looking can lead to flirting, and that's not happening. So, I'm still not comprehending why you want to look.
MACKENZIE: ...fine. And, we are cuddling afterward.
texts || mackon
BRANDON: is this a trick question? cause they're not u
MACKENZIE: You just seem really invested in them, so.
texts || mackon
BRANDON: never said that. so can we hook up or not?? i'm confused.
MACKENZIE: Why don't you hook up with the hot girls you want to look at?
texts || mackon
BRANDON: babe, wtf. i thought u wanted to hook up.
BRANDON: yea but they're not as hot as you. if u make urself available all the time, i'll just look at u.
MACKENZIE: So, if I'm not available then your eyes are going to linger? Yup. I definitely want to hook up with you now. That's the stuff that really gets me going.