[caats]

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

[1000deer]

The carnivorous faggots over my rotting corpse:

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

[shmelkhole]

forgot to post this wtf... deleted the ref but it was some random hetero couple from tiktok idk

[evilvillain123456789]

OK i didnt want to air this shit out in public but you really pissed me off last night at the lesbian bar when you pointed out how shallow my midface is and that i have a low nasal bridge. YOU literally have normie sexuality. I know youre always posting shit about licking the butthole of a car clean and fucking on your computer, turning into a computer then getting fucked by a girl computer in the body of a car, shit like that but I KNOW thats not you. You dont want any of that shit. I literally watched you buy a PlayBoy magazine and read it cover to cover smiling and drooling. YOU EVEN TOLD ME ONE TIME that you wouldnt want to get fucked by the giant arm robot that builds cars for mitsubishis cos that would probably hurt BUT LITERALLY you were on tumblr THIRSTING FOR IT

[afatlittledog]

me: reblogs anything

the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:

[peerless-cucumber]

[rookdoodles]

this is how it happened in the bible actually

[queerdnp]

[thenightgaunt]

Like the guy said. Sometimes the things you need to do to heal might feel silly, but don’t let that stop you.

Heal yourself.

[thesaltofcarthage]

This is so beautiful and affirming. 

[brucebocchi]

[snailspng]

Round guy PNGs.

(1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.)

[deadbutnostink]

Hope Crowley gets to be extremely dramatic in S3

[jennchecks]

"When Gabriel smites you, you've been...smited? Smote?" "Smitten, I believe. You're being silly."

[owlgams]

Star Factory!

[ominousfrey2]

quiet forgiveness

(my lil head canon for s3)

back at the bench they would always meet, no words exchanged. Aziraphale silently prays and reaches out. neither of them were ever good with words when the other was involved.

[sharkflan]

[ato-dato]

Road help.

[kushblazer666]

[shellsweet]

Happy Turtle week! Have some 2k3 love on your feed!

[kirby-the-gorb]