William Anthony Pratt

Umm yes, hello. I'm William, William Pratt. Not sure...what I should say about myself here. I'm...a bit of a freelance writer. Poetry mostly. Though...people don't seem to like it all that much. //M!A status: none

[themanbeforethemonster]

REBOOTING/MOVING

//William will now be located at extraspecialfreakshow

[angstmemes]

Ask me something about my muse's childhood you've wanted to know.

[rpfunstuff]

How does your muse react to finding mine with skinned, bloody knuckles?

[ask-ballora-the-dancer]

Send in “...Wow.” to walk in on my muse singing their heart out to some music!

Send in “H..How long were you standing there?” for reversed effects.   ((If a mult-muse blog, please be clear on which one.)) 

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send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

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alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  ❤ = kissing them .  ₪ =  asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

[roleplaymemesandthings]

Some Cute Sentence Starters

[musemuseum-a]

"I'm sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes"

"You're beautiful, you know that?"

"If I could, I would kiss away all your scars"

"You're all I've ever wanted"

"You're...magnificent"

"I think I might be falling in love with you"

"Everything about you can be described in one word. Perfect"

"My life would be so boring if you weren't in it"

"I have something to say. Three words, eight letters. I...got food."

"Your lips look so soft. I could kiss them all day long"

"We should get a puppy!"

"We should get a kitten"

"He/She is nothing compared to you"

"I need to choose a pet name for you. Any ideas?"

"I hate seeing you unhappy so now I'm going to do everything I can to cheer you up. Even if it means making a fool of myself"

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library aus (based off my experiences working in a university library)

i found you asleep in the stacks. we’re closed. please go home.

i’m too short to reach the top shelf and too stubborn to get a stool. you watched me take a running leap for it before you offered to grab the book for me

you reserved the book i wanted to check out first and i hate you for it

no, i cannot help you find your textbook if you don’t know what it’s called. “it has a blue cover” doesn’t help

you have rented and returned the entire buffy the vampire series in the span of 8 days. are you okay.

you said that shakespeare was dumb while checking out fight club and i am ready to Fight You

you saw me dancing to my ipod while reshelving books. please don’t judge me. or tell my boss.

I’m always pulling books you reserved so I’ve started leaving little notes in them for you.

WHY DID YOU ANNOTATE A LIBRARY BOOK IN PEN.

someone left a comment card in the suggestions box that says “the reference librarian is super cute” and now all of the reference librarians are arguing over who it’s for

i walked in on you and your boyfriend making out in the upper level and now french lit is ruined for me forever

your study group ordered pizza to the library and you let me have some

you brought your drunk friend to the library and then left them passed out in the play section. why would you do this.

you keep watching baby animal videos on youtube without headphones on and i should yell all you but they’re really cute baby animals

[musingmemes]

abusive relationship starters

tw: abuse mention

“ what happened to your face? ”

“ is that a bruise? ”

“ i’m not covering this up for you anymore, you need to tell someone. ”

“ he/she didn’t mean to… ”

“ it was my fault really… ”

“ i deserved it. ”

“ so are you going to tell me what really happened? ”

“ you can do so much better… you don’t deserve this. ”

“ of course he/she didn’t hit me… i fell, that’s all”

“ that doesn’t look like an accident.”

“ how can you stay with her/him after all this? ”

“ i’ve tried to leave him/her… it doesn’t work. ”

“ i don’t want you getting in the middle of this, it’s not fair to you.”

“ how can you stay with someone who does this to you? ”

“ this is not a healthy relationship! ”

“ he/she promised never to do it again. ”

“ do you honestly believe he/she will never do it again? ”

“ did he/she do this to you?”

[musingmemesarchive]

♥ “ sweet nothing’s ” meme pt 2

part one is here 

“i just can’t get enough of you.”

“tell me again why you fell in love with me.”

“i love the way you moan my name.” 

“don’t cover yourself up around me.” 

“no one in the world compares to you.” 

“everything you do makes me love you a little bit more.” 

“you’re everything i’ll ever need.” 

“i wish you saw in yourself what i see in you.” 

“breathtaking.” 

“you’re ever man/woman’s dream.” 

“i’ll never get tired of this.” 

“i could lay here and look at you all day.” 

“stop putting yourself down, do you realize how perfect you are?” 

“tell me what you’re thinking.” 

“you remind me every day how lucky i am.” 

“i never thought i deserved someone like you.” 

[musingmemes]

protector / protectee starters

“no. you can’t go, it’s too dangerous.”

“it’s not dangerous. i’ll be fine.”

“i’m not going to let anything happen to you.” 

“you can’t keep me safe from everything.”

“just be careful.” 

“i’m always careful.”

“you’re going to get yourself hurt.”

“i won’t get hurt, i promise.”

“i won’t let them hurt you.”

“you can’t save me from this.”

“please try and stay out of trouble.”

“if anything happened to you…” 

“i’m not sure how to keep you safe.”

“i’m not going to let you out of my sight.”

“this is the only way to keep you safe.”

“you can’t keep an eye on me twenty four seven.”

“everywhere you go, i go.”

“it’s not your job to protect me.”

“it’s my job to protect you.”

“don’t worry, i’ve got you.”

“no one will hurt you as long as i’m breathing.”

“you don’t understand how dangerous this is.”

“please come back in one piece.”

[musingmemes]

domestic couple starters

“you forgot to take the trash out again.”

“do you think we should just order in tonight?”

“what’s the point of making the bed if we’re just gonna mess it up?”

“will you pick up your clothes? it’s like a pig-sty in here.”

“you cooked, it’s only fair that i clean.”

“i haven’t shaved in like a week.”

“let me run you a bath.”

“you used all the hot water.”

“oh come on, i just cleaned the kitchen!”

“can you stop using my bath bombs? they’re expensive.”

“dinner was ready a half hour ago.”

“you cooked me dinner?”

“i had to carry you to bed last night, you were exhausted.”

“do you even know how to load a dishwasher?”

“your red sock turned all my whites pink.”

“what’s with the hat? are you having a bad hair day?”

“we’ve spent too much on pay per view this month.”

“are you watching porn?”

“next time it’s your turn to do the dishes.”

“my parents are coming over for dinner tomorrow.”

“play hooky and let’s sleep in tomorrow.”

[musingmemes]

hospital themed starters

“ stop messing with your IV. ”

“ hey there - you gave me quite a scare. ”

“ this IV itches. ”

“ i think my nurse is trying to kill me. ”

“ i don’t want to have another surgery. ”

“ i’m tired of laying here in this stupid bed. ”

“ this medicine makes me feel so out of it. ”

“ i just want to go home. ”

“ i’m not leaving this room. ”

“ i feel so tired all the time. ”

“ i’m pretty sure this place is haunted. ”

“ i keep telling them i’m fine. i can go home! ”

“ you’re not fine. you need to rest. ”

“ it’s just a few more days, then i’ll take you home. ”

“ will you stop playing with the bed settings? ”

“ they said i might need another surgery. ”

“ the doctor said it could be worse. ”

“ the doctors are still running some tests. ”

[theprofessionalrpmememaker]

Send “We would make a cute couple.” for my muse to react to yours saying that.

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Send my muse especially personal questions!

Extra points for ones that touch a nerve!

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“I dare you to...” finish in my ask.

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My muse has taken a potion that makes them younger! Send me ⍟ plus a number and my muse will respond to yours as that age.

Note: My muse will have no memory beyond being that age.

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Send "Can I kiss you?" to see how my muse responds.