Im In Pain

22 | Sam Stan | Used to religiously wear SPN Hot Topic merch in middle school

[themanwhowouldbeking]

So glad Supernatural ended after Season 5

[prokopetz]

Every time someone tries to explain the metaplot of Supernatural to me, it basically ends up sounding like redneck Dragon Ball Z. I’m sure there’s some nuance I’m failing to grasp here.

[kazorus-deactivated20190626]

Care to elaborate on that?

…I’m not even offended, just absolutely curious.  From the stuff I’ve seen and heard about Supernatural I can’t see the connection.

[prokopetz]

Mostly, I get the impression of a show that doesn’t know how not to escalate.

Every threat’s gotta be quantitatively bigger and badder than the one that came before. Every deus ex machina’s gotta be shinier than the last one. Every season’s gotta end with a massive eleventh-hour powerup for our heroes, only for the next season to raise the stakes enough to put them back in the underdog position.

It’s like, you beat the Devil himself? Well, now you’ve gotta fight the Devil’s cousin Phil, who has conveniently gone entirely unmentioned up until now, but he’s totally twice as evil.

[prokopetz]

That last paragraph was literally supposed to be the most ridiculous hypothetical example I could think of, and people are messaging me to say “his name was Metatron, not Phil”. I can’t even make fun of this show.

[sunforgrace]

everythings so fucked. castiel should be on my screen discussing the latest episode of love island and that he’s been watching wax cutting videos on dean’s laptop while he sleeps. man.

[sunforgrace]

cas should be playing one of those mobile games where a woman is covered in an endless flow of mud her boyfriend is cheating on her and while giving her a makeover you take a straightener to her wet hair and her whole situation explodes. cas should be in dean’s bedroom aglow with the blue light coming from an app store game where a mother shivers in the freezing cold and has to collect gold coins granted as heavens rainfall in a bucket

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Every body hates me because my body is made up from mis matched corpse parts and i make scary noises.

[tolerateit]

happy ides of march to this tweet

[automatonwithautonomy]

a thing you should understand about supernatural is one of dean's best narrative parallels is a very angry, fucked up teenage lesbian and one of sam's is the actual devil, like from the bible.

[queerpuck]

Yes Supernatural is 15 seasons long but it’s really simple. every season something happens and the world is about to end and one of the main characters goes I have an idea I’M GONNA KILL MYSLEF and that’s it. for 15 seasons. and the gay yearning of course

[drulalovescas]

Oh she knew they gay

no wonder she immediately thought of Cas as a babysitter, not a date. 😭😭

[ardentpoop]

cw supernatural for 15 years straight: sam is gay and a bitch for shampooing his hair and eating salad and carrying messenger bag and using computer and going to school and whining about his feefees like a nagging girlfriend. let’s all laugh fondly at this gay bitch bc he looks so soft next to our sexy god king dean <3 we’ll rape him a bit too but that’s unrelated we promise

fandom for over 20 years straight: there’s just something abt dean that makes him inherently more appealing in every way….I can’t put my finger on it…..sam is kind of an anal entitled stuck-up brat and really annoying but I can’t put my finger on it…….

[sacrificialsam]

you may get older and you may watch better shows and you may start to like different things but sam is forever

[sailorsally]

Dean Winchester did love Castiel back and herein lies the tragedy of Supernatural

[queerilya]

which do you prefer, sam or dean, you have to choose, no nuance allowed

sam and i am not an eldest child

sam and i am an eldest child

dean and i am not an eldest child

dean and i am an eldest child

Voting ended onJan 28, 2025

[queerilya]

Someone please invite the samgirls to this and tell them I come in peace

[littlegreen]

will never stop being funny actually. they straight up are just not listening to him at all.

[aliciaofchitaqua]

[lampgate]

jensen: yeah so um dean and cas have a special relationship i think maybe um that in a different universe that um. it could have been. more special. i guess. is that what you guys want to hear

misha: in the actual version of the finale, castiel was supposed to give dean the craziest sloppy toppy for the whole episode. unfortunately the CW executives decided to take me out back and shoot me instead. anyone want to buy a cameo

jared: hey guys this is my friend joe rogan

[themanwhowouldbeking]

I always wonder if people see me liking their stuff with my main account and are like wtf are you doing on Destiel tumblr.

[themanwhowouldbeking]

The likes on this are really taking me out because WHO ARE any of you people 😭

[themanwhowouldbeking]

I always wonder if people see me liking their stuff with my main account and are like wtf are you doing on Destiel tumblr.

[angelsdean]

like i'm sorry but we as a fandom have to stay firm on our anti-AI values. we cannot suddenly start giving AI a pass when it's something we "want to see" like destiel kisses. it's not suddenly fine. we're not going to start using AI to make fanfic scenes come to life or audio AI to make characters "say" stuff we want to hear. you have GOT to be firm on your anti-AI stance. if you start making exceptions then suddenly anything will fly. fandom is for real art and creations made by real people. no AI fanfics. no AI art. no AI rendered "bonus" scenes. no AI audio. none of it has a place here.