Untitled Garbage

PCHOOOOOOOOOOO errr Bi Cis He/Him Name-Mitchell I just really love cartoons and catchy music. I mostly repost memes and art. I have a lot of dnd chars and a silly campaign. Have a good day!

[foodffs]

Creamy Sun-Dried Tomato Gnocchi

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[toesucker]

If I were a children’s show animator I would simply not be a pervert

[rose---child]

Thanks toesucker

[toesucker]

Oh I forgot

[toesucker]

[ghirahimbo]

kinda sucks for Zelda that she went to three sacred springs and heard nothing whereas Link can roll up to any dinky old goddess statue and Hylia’s just like, “oh hey man, what’s good, got any orbs?”

[silver-tongues-blog]

to be fair, link IS the goddesses chosen hero while zelda is just her reincarnation. I mean, if you peaced the fuck out and your body regularly tried to talk to you, would you respond? Fuck no, you just got rid of that shit. But that twink you like calls? hell yeah pick up

[pipasyrup]

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

[hghgvfghg]

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

[kylerspears]

Long time no see

[bluethepenguin]

@dragocorm

[bruithel]

@spacefroggity

[sabertoothwalrus]

There’s no way Steven can leave Gravity Falls without being just a little bit of a rude boy. It’s definitely Stan’s fault though lmao

[fiendfluid]

video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage 

[normal-horoscopes]

[STRIKES MY WIZARD STAFF ON THE GROUND AND IMMEDEATELY DUCKS BEHIND A ROCK]

[normal-horoscopes]

[THERES A FLASH OF LIGHT AND THE RITUAL CHAMBER IS COVERED IN SPAGHETTI]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I OPEN MY GRIMOIRE AND MAKE ANOTHER TALLY UNDER THE COLUMN LABELLED "SPAGHETTI"]

[normal-horoscopes]

[THE OTHER COLUMN IS MARKED "SUMERIAN HARVEST GOD" AND IS COMPLETELY BLANK]

[dicklessturdpusher-blog]

[thequantumqueer]

this is the first piece of mcelroy content i ever saw, and literally everything since then has lived up to it

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m starting to get carried away with this crossover 😭😭😭

anyway Steven’s birthday is two weeks before the twins’ so you know the gems and everyone would visit

[uesp]

The very nature of thieves makes it impossible for them to trust one another sufficiently to work together for very long. By nature a thief is a rule breaker. Therefore an organization that has rules would fail if all its members were thieves.

–Myth or Menace, arguing against the existence of a Thieves Guild

[gummymela]

fight!!! together!!!

[gummymela]

summer breeeeeeze

[gummymela]

more twitter doods

[gummymela]

a monster cat

[gummymela]

idiots who know no bounds

[wolfsskull]

when my friends send me a post that they know i'll vibe with as a gesture of affection