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30 June - 14 July 2017
As we wait to board the first flight of three for our journey back to NZ we can’t quite believe this is it. Although we always knew the good thing was coming to an end, the reality of it all never really hit us until now. There have been calls for a statistical analysis of our epic travels and, as we agree that some kind of conclusory comment is necessary, this will not be the final post for the “travel segment” (although, fear not, we have many more ideas percolating) of The Martins’ Guide blog but rather an overview of the last one and a bit weeks of our time in the United Kingdom.
And what a whirlwind one and a half weeks it has been. Thank goodness we had been so fiscally and physically disciplined for the majority of the last six and a half months because it (London in particular) has almost ruined us.
We touched down in Luton airport at 6pm on the evening of Friday, 30 June and made our way directly to Putney (a transit time of 2.5 hours… welcome to London public transport commuting Team Jannah) where we had wine, dinner and a bed waiting at James’ cousins house, who were flying out to America the next day. Unfortunately Aishling had a work function she had to attend but it was great to catch up with Eliza and get into the groove of telling travel stories. The following morning we were up early to jump on a tube bound for the Greenwood pub, the only establishment we could find which was opening early to show the second Lions v All Blacks test match. It was here that we met Fern to collect the keys to our accommodation, ate bacon butties, drank pints (it seemed rude not to), and actually celebrated a Lions victory with a very pleasant and enthusiastic Lions’ supporters crowd. It was a great start to the weekend. After hanging out for a while with a very jovial Fern we attended to some admin, completed a recce of the area surrounding the apartment (which is situated in Stratford, London, near the 2012 Olympic Games Park and, much to Hannah’s delight, a gigantic Westfield shopping centre AND a Sainsburys) and prepared for an evening catching up with friends (a HUGE thanks to everyone that made the effort to come), good chat, drinks, dinner and attendance at a Som Saa “Late Night” event which saw us getting home at 5am the next morning. It’s safe to say that Sunday was a slower day by our usual standards but we ate our weight in meat at a delicious Turkish restaurant which resulted in a night of meat/booze sweats. Delicious.
The following Monday and Tuesday was filled with some typical tourist sightseeing completed with Team Jannah style speed and efficiency, clocking approximately 70,000 steps over two days. London really turned on the weather for us and we found ourselves already wishing we had more time to spend in this fantastic city. We started with a personal tour of the Houses of Parliament thanks to James' cousin PJ, who has the pleasure of working within such a beautiful place. It was a fantastic experience and one that would prove hard to beat. We were off to a strong start. From there, the sites we visited included (not an exhaustive list by any means): - Imperial War Museum (of course); - Hyde Park (and its arches); - Oxford St and Oxford Circus; - Regent Street; - St James Park and surrounding monuments; - Trafalgar Square; - Covent Garden market; - The National Gallery; - The British Museum; - Tate Modern; - St Paul’s Cathedral; and - Buckingham Palace and the Mall. We also caught up with two of Hannah’s old (not an age related reference ladies) school friends and it was great to see them again after all this time. We also managed to fit in a workout at a nearby gym and runs around the Olympic Park through to Victoria Park (which is the spitting image of Hagley Park in Christchurch).
On Wednesday we traveled to Henley (which was quieting down from the recent closing of the Henley Royal Regatta) to visit Tony and Jacqui Hobbs, longtime family friends of the Ballards. During what turned into a near record-breaking 30 degree day, we were taken on a private cruise of the Henley Lock (Hobbs of Henley have a few boats) and for a lovely lunch at Leander Rowing Club, the oldest of its kind in the world. We were back in London with time to shower and change before meeting Rachael for a “banging” feed of beer, margaritas, tacos and chicken wings. This was pretty much the perfect day.
Not wanting to take our feet off the accelerator for fear we may never regain momentum due to a constant barrage of booze, food, and lack of sleep, the next day we jumped on a bus bound for Wales. This journey took 5 hours each way but thankfully the very cheap MegaBus was surprisingly comfortable and we were able to rest our eyes. As we crossed the border from England the temperature dropped a couple of degrees and the sky became noticeably greyer, causing James to make a few condescending comments. It didn’t help that he’d never really visited Wales before and wasn’t completely sure of who the hell we were visiting. Hannah was having none of it, although she did agree with some of the points James made regarding the factories lining he horizon. Still, we weren’t there for the scenery or the climate and we had a lovely time catching up with various members of the extended Ballard family (including Hannah’s grandfathers’ 93 year old brother) and enjoyed a lovely meal at a restaurant on the beach in Mumbles, Swansea. We even dined next to two Swansea Swans Premier League players who looked decidedly bored; we expect the move from Argentina to Swansea is a difficult one. Even so, we were star struck. We topped off our trip to Wales with an early morning run along Swansea Bay and a visit to Oystermouth Castle (because, you know, one must visit a castle) and on Friday night we were at The Globe watching a Royal Shakespeare Company production of Twelfth Night (there was drag involved which worked surprisingly well for Shakespeare). Drinking wine in the warm summer evening watching the sky get darker as the show progressed… Bucket list ticked.
Our final weekend in London (what?!) saw us return to the Greenwood on Saturday morning with Fern to watch the final game of the Lions 2017 test series (a draw is NOT a win), and travel up to Limpsfield for lunch with James’ auntie, uncle, cousin and cousins’ girlfriend. Once again, the weather came to the party and we had a delicious lunch with lots of booze; it was a grand old catch up. After lunch James insisted on taking Hannah for a walk with the dog around the area (apparently the Wellington boots and walking stick were a necessity) and pointing out all the sites that feature in many of his childhood stories such as St Peter’s Church where he was christened, his great grandparents are buried, and his parent and grandparents were married. The bookshop where his grandmother worked, and was subsequently fired from, also featured in the grand tour. At 6pm we jumped on a train home and two and a half hours later we were back at the Stratford apartment - the earliest we had been back in the evening since we arrived! The transit times in London still blows our minds.
After a decent-ish sleep we decided to check out Camden Markets for a bite to eat on a lovely, sunny Sunday morning (scones with Jame and clotted cream featured) before meeting a few of our favorites for a delicious and traditional Sunday lunch roast at the Drapers Arms gastro pub. We sat around spinning yarns in the sun for a while and then headed back to Oxford Street for some more shopping (neither of us appreciated how excellent the shopping in London is during our previous visits). James’ shopping stamina has vastly improved and Hannah is most pleased. Although he needs to work on his Boots Pharmacy game. Sunday night was spent hanging out at Rachael’s.
By the following Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday (10-12 June) we were spent (not just financially). In an unprecedented move we scratched all our plans and removed all remaining sightseeing ambitions from the list. We were officially tapped out. Instead we shopped, ate, drank, slept, ran, and ate and drank some more. Before we knew it we were saying our goodbyes and planning our transit to Heathrow. Even on the tube to the Airport it still hadn’t sunk in. Still, we had a 39 hour journey (including a day in Melbourne) ahead of us, so there’s still time.
We can’t thank our London based friends and family enough for their generosity and kindness during our stay in the U.K. An extra special thanks goes to Nicky and Steve! We are quite excited about seeing our NZ family and friends and being on home soil again. However, we are genuinely concerned about the winter temperatures!
Cinque Terra, Florence and Milan (a whirlwind)
27 - 30 June 2017 Having spent 10 days maxing and relaxing by the shores of Lake Maggiore and Lake Como it was time to see a little more of Northern Italy in Team Jannah style, also known as 'flat out'. With a few days squeezed in before our flight to London we were determined to see a bit of Cinque Terre (which had been on Hannah's bucket list ever since she joined Instagram), stroll through the beautiful streets of Florence (as James had never been), and look in/at the glorious shops of Milan (though Gucci may be a little outside our current budget). All the while squeezing in a few runs, and ticking off some key tourist sights. With only a night to spend in Cinque Terre, we were going to have very little time for sitting around, but that suited us to a tee. After the self-proclaimed 'master of logistics' had done some research, we decided that the best plan was to train to the northernmost town in Cinque Terre, Monterosso al Mare, walk down to Vernazza for the evening and night, then continue down to Riomaggiore the next morning for our train out to Florence. Thankfully, the walk from Monterosso from Vernazza was only 3km, as we had coincided our arrival with the the hottest part of a scorching Italian summer's day (masterful...). Despite losing approximately 5% of our body weight in sweat, as we humped our packs up and around the coast, the scenery at and around Vernazza was well worth it. The multi-coloured fishing village, climbing up the slopes around a natural harbour, with colourful houses and bars perched precariously on the water's edge, was far better than Hannah had imagined, and made our packs seem far lighter (we were also heading downhill by this point). We had arrived in Vernazza early enough to enjoy the late afternoon and evening, so after dropping our bags in our third storey apartment overlooking the main walking street (which redefined picturesque), we ambled through a very enjoyable afternoon. A couple of hours snoozing in the sun on the little beach near the harbour (coupled with some people and boat watching) was followed by a nosey around a few shops, before a fabulous meal. Climbing up some steep stairs from the harbour, impossibly squeezed between houses and shops, we ended up perched on a cliff between the sea and harbour, dining on seafood platters and risotto. Vernazza had provided us with a particularly memorable afternoon. The next day was meant to be a leisurely hike through the remaining three towns on the Cinque Terra, with breakfast/coffee/lunch as we pottered along, before our train(s) to Florence. After an early start the first part went entirely to plan, with a short jaunt down to (the almost as equally) picturesque Corniglia for a 'traditional' Italian breakfast of bacon and eggs. However, upon heading down to the railway station to buy a pass for the next section of the walk, we learnt that the coastal route to the next two towns had been closed since 2011. As this had not been mentioned on any official information or website, and the route was still shown on the maps handed out willy-nilly to tourists like us, we were quite frustrated that our best laid plans had been spoilt. We were left with a choice: get an earlier set of trains to Florence, or take an alternative route which would turn our picturesque coastal hike into a six hour race against the clock, over steep, high tracks to reach our preplanned train to Florence on time. For once, we chose the less arduous path and decided to get to Florence early. As it transpired our tickets weren't exchangeable, but a kindly ticket inspector let us off with a stern talking to. Our apartment in Florence wasn't quite as beautiful as the city. The AirBnB nickname for the apartment was 'The Lair of the Wolf' and after being let in by a topless young man (who had clearly just woken from his afternoon weed-induced snooze), we got to experience all the pleasures of what appeared to be a renovated artist's squat. Complete with painted over wall rantings and scribbles, a filthy shared bathroom, and sheets of very dubious cleanliness, we had really got what we paid for. Which was a very cheap double room in the heart of Florence, so we were able to comfort ourselves with our proximity to wonderful food, plentiful wine, and a spectacular cityscape. Although we got to spend a long afternoon and the following morning wandering the city, we could easily have spent a week there and are determined to return. Along with the major sites such as the famous Duomo, Michelangelo's plaza overlooking the cityscape, and the central market, each street seemed to have been pulled from a postcard, and filled with delicious restaurants, gelateries, and independent shops. It was a shame to leave, but we only had one more night in Italy and Milan was waiting. To be entirely accurate this was actually our third time in Milan this trip, as we had transited through on the way to both Lake Como and Cinque Terre. It transpires that Milan is the numero uno transport hub for Northern Italy, and flights were far cheaper from there to the UK. Not wanting to waste any time, we still managed to slip in a dinner of Italian pasta (ticked that box), a beautiful morning park run, and a stroll through the main shopping district on the way to the Milan Duomo. We were a little churched out though, and settled for a visit to the fabulously grand shopping 'arcade', and sitting in the sun in the square watching touts sell bird seed and then miming threateningly to Chinese tourists that the seed was not a free public service. The local police seemed far more interested in standing around their patrol cars drinking coffee and looking stylish. We suspect this is very important in Milan. Vowing to return for the shopping (Hannah's initiative) we checked out of our (far superior to Florence) AirBnB apartment, and strolled off for our train thereby embarking on the last stage of our journey...
Baveno, Lake Maggiore - a taster
A taster of Menaggio, Lake Como
The Lakes - specifically, Como and Maggiore
17 - 27 June 2017 We managed to sleep a surprising amount during our overnight bus ride to Milan and we arrived at the bus station on schedule at 5.25am. Thankfully, the bus station was located on top of the metro station, although we had to wait 25 minutes for it to open. Everything progressed relatively smoothly from here and by 6.30am we were reunited with Hannah's Dad, Alan, and his partner, Susan at the designated meeting point (the hotel they had been staying in for the past few nights). After a couple of much needed showers, a delicious buffet breakfast and a gloriously sunny, Saturday morning stroll around a nearby park as we all became quickly reacquainted, it was time to make a move for our next destination - Menaggio, Lake Como. Jealous much? In short, Lake Como was everything we hoped it would be, and more. Even Hannah's exceedingly high expectations were met (only surprising because they were, in James' opinion, ridiculously grandiose)... If you haven't been, you should. From the spectacular scenery and the architecture to the food and the people, everything was nothing short of fantastic. Aside from overindulging in a few wines and the typical (largely) carb-based food groups, we spent the five days relaxing in the sun (much to our fellow travelers' concern), running and hiking (we were pleasantly surprised to find that the administration and organisation of the numerous trails in and around Menaggio (and Lake Como in general) was on par with NZ, the place is a trail runners/trampers paradise), and attempting to fully immerse ourselves in the Italian culture. This exercise was kicked off with a three day, part time, Italian language course. Our first day of the course consisted of two hours in the "classroom" with our tutor, Valentina. Based on Susan's fluency in French, we think Valentina was anticipating a higher level of skill and prior knowledge of the Italian language (or languages in general) than the group had, causing her to quickly reconsider her lesson plan. Still, we think we made quick progress which was assisted by the fact that Italian appears to be a very simple language to come to grips with. For example, the vowels and consonants have only one associated sound. Novel. The English language could really do with an overhaul. Anyway, after being taught a few useful words and phrases we were sent on our merry way to practice our new skill. And of course we did. James was writing out his notes within an hour of the class finishing, excessively quizzing the group, and, at every possible opportunity, using his new found knowledge in a practical setting. No amount of eye rolling or cringing could stop him. Still, this did prove very useful the next day when Valentina split us in to teams (did someone say competition?) and had us running around the town square asking locals questions to decipher answers to various questions about the area which she has written in Italian. As fully fledged adults, Alan and Susan quickly grew tired of this game leaving us victorious. Our superior fitness levels and acclimatization to the heat also helped. Still, it was a win to Team Jannah. Feeling very pleased with ourselves but needing a bit of quiet time (Hannah mostly), we headed down to the local Lido for the afternoon. Alan and Susan politely declined the invitation to join us, we are not sure if it was the midday drunken masses, the hoards of children, the music blaring from large speakers, or the lack of shade that put them off. Either way, it was right up our alley and a great opportunity to top up our tans which, much to our dismay, are slowly diminishing. We have tan-peaked, people. The third and final day of our course was centered around a cooking lesson, conducted partly in Italian, at the nearby Youth Hostel. This was more about the food than the language, and we weren't complaining. Especially when we were dinning alfresco with a beautiful view of the lake, chowing down on a three course meal of freshly made bruschetta, pesto pasta, and tiramisu. And wine of course. We were pleasantly pleased to discover that pasta is incredibly easy to make from scratch. And a hundred times more delicious. Overindulging at lunch was unavoidable so in an attempt to counteract the damage (although we have accepted that there is no way to counteract the deliciousness of the last five weeks), we went for a late afternoon run up the nearest hill. We were wrong to think that the temperature would decrease as the day went on. If anything, it only got hotter - a pattern which continued for the majority of our time in Italy. Still, the views over Lake Como and across to the tourist hotspot of Bellagio were amazing and it was pretty incredible running through trenches and artillery positions from WW2 (Menaggio is home to some interesting Mussolini-related history from this period). Aside from our usual, self-guided jogs around the lakefront, admiring the incredible properties of the rich and famous dotted along the way, we also decided to take on a couple of the established trails which lead up to Monte Grona. This was easily one of the best, and most rewarding, walk/run/climbs we have conquered in the last six months (...holy moly the time has flown). Thankfully we had decided to start out early which meant we mostly avoided the intense heat. We caught the 5.50am bus to Beleglia, the town situated closest to the base of the trail up, and by 7.30am we had made it to the Refugio Menaggio (the Refuge), situated approximately 1800m above sea level. Despite the consistent incline we were making good time, particularly in relation to the suggested timeframes on the various maps and course indicators, so we pushed on to the top. However, although we had the tops in our sights and the distance was much less than what we had already covered that morning, the terrain quickly turned the fast paced walk into a climb. Don't fret, there were ropes and chains already in place to assist our assent. It only took us another hour to summit but we would have walked double that for the views we were rewarded with. On one side of the valley we could just make out a herd of Swiss cattle (we assessed the nationality of the herd based on the fact that they were all wearing the notifiable bells - apparently a legal requirement in Switzerland) grazing and on the other sides we could see mountains, lakes and accompanying villages as far as our eyes could see. The rising sun created the appearance of glitter covering the lakes and the rising temperatures and early morning clouds, which we found ourselves looking down upon, created an eerie feeling. The large metal cross also played its atmospheric part. It was nothing short of spectacular. But then it was time for the descent. Despite a quick sandwich snack eaten on the go, Hannah insisted on taking a few consecutive tumbles causing James to enforce a 5 minute rest period. We also stopped for a very picturesque espresso macchiato at the Refuge on our way down. By this time it was 9.15am and, upon checking the bus timetable, we discovered that the next bus back to Menaggio was at 10.05am. Could we make it? Of course we could. On the same day we decided to walk to Villa Carlotta and back.Villa Carlotta is Villa Carlotta is, as the bane suggests, a villa and botanical garden in Tremezzo, which is another small town on Lake Como. The villa is now a museum, and the art collection includes works by Canova, Thorvaldsen, Migliara and Hayez in addition to pieces of furniture from the time of the various owners. The villa is located at the top of a terraced garden, from which there are views of Bellagio and the mountains surrounding the lake. It consists of three floors (two of which are open to the public). The works of art on display are mainly located on the lower floor, while the upper one, which has an elegant gallery and a collection of antiques and collectibles (mainly musical instruments), provides views over the lake. Aside from enabling us to see even more of the Lake, this stroll resulted in an accumulated 40,000 steps that day. Our three course, €12 feast, back at the youth hostel that evening was well deserved. On 22 June we transited from Lake Como to Baveno on Lake Maggiore. This journey pretty much took all day. Particularly when Alan considered it necessary to wake us up two and a half hours prior to when we were due to depart the apartment for the ferry to Como. Thankfully, though, we were at the ferry terminal 90 minutes before its departure. Phew. On the bright side, this over zealous and enthusiast approach to transit times meant we were able to squeeze in a brief reconnaissance of the centre of Como which was as equally beautiful as the towns further north on Lake Como. And our gelato lunch definitely made it all worth it. Two trains and a few hours later we found ourselves at Baveno train station. Having reviewed the location of our accommodation in association to the train station and having assessed the average fitness levels of the group, James considered that the 800m route to the apartment was definitely doable. If only the travel agent had provided us with the correct address. Still, we all enjoyed the walk. And all it cost us was the bottom of a suitcase and a €15 taxi to the correct location. Apparently it happens ALLLLL the time. Comforting. Alan was ready for a "cooling ale". Our time in Baveno was spent in a similar vein to our time in Menagio, although the town itself was slightly smaller, less touristy and more subdued. With easy access to the lake, the use of a nearby Adventure Park (which helpfully included a lap pool), a hotel gym, and more beautiful trails to explore, we were easily occupied. Oh, and of course there was the obligatory consumption of Italian food and beverages (Hannah has become very fond of an Aperol Spritz and James is just onboard with the idea of aperitifs in general). Of particular note was our day long hike up the Mountain of Monterona. While it wasn't as picturesque as Monte Grona, the scenery was more varied, which was good as we were on our feet for almost 6 hours. The prettiest parts were the old stone houses and walls located amongst the woodlands. Unfortunately, the mountain serves as a ski field during the winter months so the presence of the ski lifts, the various communications towers, the people lunching at the restaurants in the village, and the operation of a very tinny looking luge, somewhat ruined the ambience. Then there was the ferry trip across to Isola Bella, one of the small islands just off the coast of Baveno. The main attraction there is the Palazzo Boremeo. This is what Lonely Planet has to say about this fine piece of architecture: "Presiding over 10 tiers of spectacular terraced gardens roamed by peacocks, this baroque palace is arguably Lago Maggiore's finest building. Wandering the grounds and 1st floors reveals guestrooms, studies and reception halls. Particularly striking rooms include the Sala di Napoleone, where the emperor Napoleon stayed with his wife in 1797; the grand Sala da Ballo (Ballroom); the ornate Sala del Trono (Throne Room); and the Sala delle Regine (Queen's Room). Paintings from a 130-strong Borromeo collection hang all around. Highlights of the art works are pieces by several old masters, including Rubens, Titian, Paolo Veronese, Andrea Mantegna, Van Dyck and José Ribera (Spagnoletto). You'll also find Flemish tapestries, sculptures by Antonio Canova and – in the Salone Grande – a 200-year-old wooden model of the palace and island. Below the ground floor, a 3000-year-old fossilised boat is displayed in the cool palace grottoes, which are studded with pink marble, lava stone and pebbles from the lake bed. White peacocks, whose fanned feathers resemble bridal gowns, strut about the gardens, which are considered one of the finest examples of baroque Italian landscaping. In summer, the family that owns Palazzo Borromeo moves in and occupies the 2nd and 3rd floors (off-limits to visitors), totalling a mere 50-odd rooms." ... Just in case you were interested. We found the grottos a bit creepy and Hannah spent most of her time at the Palace pontificating about how suited she was to Palace life. Especially one situated on a private island. Our ten days as a group culminated in a lovely last supper at a local restaurant, which provided us with the best that Italy has to offer. It was a fitting finale. We look forward to watching Alan and Susan's (near) future plans come to fruition!
Krka National Park
Scuba diving and snorkeling
Exploring Split
Dubrovnik - dinner and exploration!
Sunset at Hacienda Noa
Solta, Croatia (and a little bit of Rome and Slovenia)
3 - 17 June 17
Departing from Athens feeling a little lethargic and world-weary, we were looking forward to some rest and relaxation by a pool in Croatia - being on a yacht had been SUCH hard work. In a suitably Southern European fashion (aka frustrating) the least logical but fastest and most cost-effective route from Athens to Split was via Rome, so after a relaxed night in the centre of Rome including a beautiful morning run around Villa Borghese, we set off for Croatia in the best of spirits. We were thoroughly excited by the thought of a stunning rural villa with James’ family (and Martha), an overnight visit to Dubrovnik, snorkelling and scuba diving off the Dalmatian coast, and knocking out our June half marathon in a (slightly) less gruelling environment.
Having completed the first leg of our Athens-Rome-Grohote (Croatia) trip comfortably, we were reasonably confident in making it smoothly to Grohote from Rome. Grohote, where the fabulous ‘Hacienda Noa’ villa is located, is a small village on the island of Solta, which is served by ferries departing fairly regularly from Split. We were due to land in Split at 1500, giving us 75 minutes to make the 1615 ferry. However, our Vueling Airlines plane enjoyed the tarmac in Rome so much that we sat on the runway (without explanation) for our allotted 75 minutes travel time. Resigning ourselves to catching the 2030 ferry after some fruitless running around the port looking for a ticket office for a fictional 1800 ferry helpfully displayed on the departures board, we settled into a local bar for a quiet lager. This was chased by a sneaky scotch (from a minbar size Glengarry bottle) on the ferry as we watched the sun set, putting us in a rather jovial mood as we docked in Solta. Unfortunately, neither a bus nor taxi was available (and James’ parents had usefully spurned the offer of a pick-up from the Villa’s owners). So, in time to a few classic marching songs ('Maori Battalion’ and 'It’s a long way to Tipperrary’), we strode and shuffled the half hour trip to the villa, in time for a late dinner and a chilled glass of wine.
Hacienda Noa is a split level villa, looking back out towards Split on the Dalmatian coast. With a separate main house, outdoor pool, and pool house with a bedroom, we very comfortably wiled away the next two days with James’ parents and his sister. Unfortunately though, after two days of tanning and doing very little else, we were dragged away for an overnight trip down to Dubrovnik, to be preceded by an eventful drive. With fuve people (and small suitcases) the ONLY option was a large rental BMW SUV which, whilst imposing to look at, was perhaps not best suited to narrow European roads. This was swiftly confirmed when a parked vehicle’s wing mirror left a rubber line down the length of one side of the car within the first five minutes of the journey. Did you know that toothpaste and elbow grease will remove rubber from the side of a car and ensure you get your rental deposit back? You do now.
Having gouged the car and dealt with the familial banter afterwards, we cleared Split and settled in for what was promised to be a scenic drive. With James navigating, what could go wrong? Well, James got quickly bored of the coastal route we had been signposted down and after a very brief analysis of a partially downloaded Google Map, realised that if we made a small detour inland, we could get on a toll road, and 'fang’ it most of the way to Dubrovnik. Total time saving was confidently projected at approximately one hour with an added bonus of speeding in a large SUV, versus a detour route of uncertain quality. The words “It looks OK” do not fill Hannah with confidence, and she is now very wary of any proposed 'shortcuts’, so she was shocked when the proposal was accepted without question.
The next 30kms of switchbacks over a mountain ridge, along a secondary road, clearly not intended for anything larger than a 1960’s Mini, was a test of the Martin family spirit. James’ all too frequent comments about the picturesque scenery in no way alleviated the general animosity of the car as the proposed time savings diminished, the altitude rapidly increased, and each oncoming vehicle somehow squeezed past without both vehicles hurtling down a ravine. However, after some character building stuff, a few heated discussions about the challenges of picking routes off Google Maps, and some sullen silences, we hit a wonderful toll road. And opened the SUV up. And got to Dubrovnik in excellent time - via a bizarre stop at a cafe in Bosnia (FYI one must pass through another country to get from one part of Croatia to another) that only sold coffee and ice-cream, and the running of a red light at 70km/hr…
Dubrovnik was every bit as majestic as we hoped it would be. After our pleasant drive down, everyone was a little hungry and frazzled, so after consuming some terrible burgers we split into separate groups for a little relaxation time which was spent wandering the Old City before showering and enjoying a fantastic meal out in a gorgeous back alley of the Old City, with a few chasers to follow. The next day was always going to be action packed, as the wonderful hotel we were staying at, Rixos Libertas, had a wide array of wellness activities that we were determined to enjoy. So, rising early we hit the gym, had a quick swim in the outdoor pool, then utilised the most amazing spa facility we have ever seen for a steam, a sauna, and some plunging between the super hot pool and the shock pool. Rejuvenated, we headed back into the Old Town to walk the walls which we had been assured were not to be missed. Rising up to 30 metres above the city, and at times teetering on the edge of the cliffs on which Dubrovnik perches, they provide unrelentingly superb views. We peered down into rabbit warrens of medieval alleys, admired the churches and statues, tried to pick the venues of various Game of Thrones scenes, spotted quirky rooftop bars, and played 'pick your favourite apartment’. It was a shame we had to leave that afternoon, as we could happily have spent another day or two hunting through some of these spots.
After a slightly less eventful trip back up, utilising the toll road but not the 'shortcut’, we arrived back at the Villa ready for some more unwinding, and introducing James’ mother to scuba diving. This was interspersed with a short day trip to Split to check out Diocletian’s Palace, watch a little bit of rugby, and hit the local gym; the welcoming of Martha (a very good friend of James’ sister) for a long weekend; and the bastardisation of beer pong with the unwelcome addition of grappa and raki (Team Jannah plus Martha were victorious). Heading down early one morning to the port of Rogac on Solta, we were picked up by the wonderful proprietors of Venus Diving. They were a little late after encountering a surprisingly choppy trip over from Solta, and this same chop caused a little consternation as we thudded through it in our 6 metre RHIB to the dive site. Once we had reached the leeward side of the island though, the sea flattened out nicely and we anchored in a beautiful cove accessible only by the sea. Whilst Hannah and James went off exploring the cliff face by plunging into the depths of the Adriatic Sea (and were mightily pleased they had hoods and booties on at 25 metres down), Martha and James’ mother went through some basic skills and a shallow dive, whilst James’ father and sister snorkelled in the clearest water’s we have seen so far (on a par with Koh Lipe!). After a nice surface interval basking in the baking sun, we went down again with James’s mother to 13 metres for a good explore of the cove. Whilst we enjoyed the brightly coloured cliff walls, octopus, schools of fish and the pleasure of a new dive site, it was an absolute thrill watching someone else fall in love with diving!
It was going to pretty hard to top that high, though we certainly couldn’t complain about the next few days - back to tanning, reading and maybe a little too much boozing. After 6pm of course. Our June half-marathon was calling, and assessing that the mountainous and very popular northern regions of Italy might be a poor decision, we headed out on the only drizzly afternoon to knock it off. Despite some tired legs and a couple of significant climbs up to the top of the island and then back up from the port of Stomorska, we were thrilled to be running in some rain. We came back to the Villa soaking wet, with screaming legs after a positive split, but absolutely chuffed with our run. Fortunately, the weather cleared in time for a spot more sunbathing, a delicious alfresco dinner at a local village restaurant, and a few goodbye drinks at Hacienda Noa.
We were off to Italy, to meet Hannah’s father and his partner, Susan, with a quick detour via Lllubjana, Slovenia. As James’ parents were heading there for a few nights we hitched a ride, with a stop at the beautiful waterfalls of Croatia’s Krka National Park en-route. With some stunning scenery including numerous waterfalls (we lost count) and one of the most picturesque swimming holes we have ever seen, they are well worth a visit. As is Llubjana, which we only nipped into (but will return to) for a quick shower and meal before saying our goodbyes (though we shall return) and hopping on an overnight bus for Milan…
The last tranche of photos from MedSailors madness, Greek version
Fun in Greece
Sailing the Greek Islands