The Math and Language Tutor

Hi, my name is Chris. I'm gay, 27, and my hobbies include learning languages, doing math, and wallowing in existential dread. Welcome to my blog. Native language: English Learning: Russian and Portuguese Maintaining: French, German, Swedish, and Japanese Also, yes, that is my cat sitting on my physics homework.

[risujoves]

[lagom-languages-deactivated2022]

B1/B2 is the worst level of language learning to be at bc when ur C1 and people ask you if you speak a language, ur like hell ya bitch i do, and when ur A1/A2 ur like umm not really, but when you’re B1/B2 it’s like??? do i speak that language???

[cleopatronising]

[mathprofessorquotes]

“It’s time we abandon this archaic crapfest known as the degree system.”

— Abstract Algebra professor, after a student answered a question in degrees

[mathprofessorquotes]

After the semester ended, I sent a friend request to my Honors Calculus III teacher.

A few days later, I learned why he took forever to grade stuff.

[mathprofessorquotes]

Student: I’ve heard the best way to visualize 14 dimensional space is to think of a three dimensional space, close your eyes, and yell, “14!”

Topology Professor: This is how I do it! *draws a 2-dimensional plane, labels one axis R^13 and the other R*

[mathprofessorquotes]

“Simple arithmetic is below us!”

— Calculus professor

[mathprofessorquotes]

“You call yourself a math major? Get out of my classroom!”

— Math professor to student who has never heard of Doctor Who

[mathprofessorquotes]

“Isn’t this theorem magical…*gasps* IT’S MATHAMAGICAL!”

— Calculus teacher

[everythingfox]

doggo admiring ducklings

(via)

[markv5]

Добытчик

[setheverman]

[markv5]

Планы на вечер….

[wahbegan]

“Plans for the evening”

[markv5]

Кем же я стал…

[napoleanbonafarte]

“Who have I become…”

[markv5]

Взгляд.

[translatingrussiancats]

The Look.

[markv5]

Очень странные овцы

Очень странные овцы

[napoleanbonafarte]

“Very strange sheep”

[markv5]

Закладка…

[fictional-shit]

[mathprofessorquotes]

Algebraic geometry professor: Now we’re going to talk about blowing up points in affine space.

Teaching Assistant: Because of this terminology, mathematicians have been arrested at airports.