meg

most people think I'm too obnoxious

[tastefullyoffensive]

[australiansanta]

[abigalihobbs]

[bricesander]

[pondnaravit]

[kim-jiho]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

Ezra Koenig tweeted this 5 years ago and it ended up on a Beyoncé album with his name as a song credit

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[seagramsgingerale]

Me after using duolingo for a month

[myuniverse137]

[justcatposts]

[nasty-otter-deactivated20151228]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[villarrr-deactivated20190831]

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

[bryko-deactivated20170127]

[themcarrotdays]

elementary school: "I'm so cool my parents let me go to bed at 10:00 last night!!!" high school: "I haven't gone to bed before midnight in 3 weeks because of homework and caffeine is the only thing keeping me going"

[themcarrotdays]

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

in december: life is a polar expresswreck

[musichastherighttoparty]

the gorilla could have died and been done with in like a week but none of you know how to be normal