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psychic dentist,,,

call that a toothsayer

this is some mario luigi wario waluigi type tomfoolery::

the year is 1962. the president is jack kennedy and the first lady is jackie kennedy. the year is 1967. the president is l. b. johnson and the first lady is l. b. johnson. the year is 2002. the president is g. bush and the first lady killed her best friend at age 17. the year is 2022. the president is j. biden and the first lady is j. biden.

#laura bush killed a man

how do u make vent art without ppl gettin legit worried & tryna contact the authorities?

#asking for a friend #vent art #hypothetically #in minecraft

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i need nardwaur to interview jeff goldblum

now

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I PASSED JEFF GOLDBLUM ON THE SIDEWALK AND I DIDNT SAY HI OR TALK TO HIMB OR ANYTHING IM SUCH A FAILURE THEY SHOULD PUT ME DOWN LIKE A DOG HE FASCINATES ME SO MUCH I WOULD LOVE TO SPEAK TO HIM AND I DIDNT

#failureposting #this is true i really did see jeff goldblum this past wednesday

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whenever the water coming out of faucet is red/orang i thjnk of how it's exactly like in ULTRAKILL (2112) when v1 absorbes the blood to get hp

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doun't drink the red/oranje water,,,,, ouggghhhhhb

#mm..blood #ougggghhhhhb

whenever the water coming out of faucet is red/orang i thjnk of how it's exactly like in ULTRAKILL (2112) when v1 absorbes the blood to get hp

#mm..blood

Peple biþ lyken: "Bryng bæc 'Þ' " & þen ignore þͤ ræste of Myddel Ænglysc.

Peple doþ naȝt efn implement "Þ" corretli in þeir typographie, & hyt is naȝt tylle hyt is poynt'd oute doþ þeȝ fynalli lern of "ð". Ðͭ grynden myn geres, ȝis, b'ut no-bodi is talkyng aboute "ſ". Seryouuſli? If þou ar gayng t uſe archæic lettres, þou yhad betre go all-yn. Ƿenne ƿyl peple aknouuledg "ȝ", "⁊", o'r "œ", o'r nouu-abſolete ſpelyngs? If þou ƿanten t been "querky" o'r "unique" ðenne get craſy ƿiþ hyt. Don ðine re-ſerce & uſen ðyȝe lettres yn suuich a ƿay ðͭ þou appeare æȝþer educat'd, pædantik, yn-ſane, haueþ a ' ' ſpeciall intreſt ' ' o'r ar a linguiſtik freyke.

#Rantyng yn Myddel Ænglysc #Myn Myddel Ænglysc biþ scuff'd bi cause I dide naȝt lyve yn Ænglalond durynge MLXVI – c. þͤ fyfteðe centurie

i saw

in a youtube video (very [[WP:RS|reliable source]], i know) that the average person gets 192 notifications on their telephone per day. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, who is Notifications Georg?,?, who gets 10.000 notifications each day & is an outlier who should not have been counted??

#i get 4 5 maybe 6

is called neon, actually over 100 years old, they have played us for fools.

#neon is greek for “new”

watching a video on youtube (2005) that is a clear & obvious parody of San Junipero (2016) w/ some details copied bar for bar (spoiler alert for a 10 y/o piece of peak yuri media but my maine example is the large server room w/ people being nothing more than a blinking light) & nearly every comment is, "zomg!! tadc reference!! this is just like digital circus (2023)!! amazing!11!!!1",,, i want to blow them up with a hammer.

#shoutout to the one (1) comment that claimed the blinking light was a cheeky reference to The Great Gatsby (1925)#blow them up with a hammer #yuri? in my psychological thriller? it's more likely than you may think!#something something slop poisoning the minds of the young and impressionable or w/e idk anymore