"Avast ye, Meatbags and Landlubbers!"

"Greetins', ya landlubbers! I am Cap'n Metal, former terror o' one o' tha Sol dimensions~ Until that blasted pussycat darn near wrecked me. But, nothin' ta worry about~ After a lucky lil' temporal anomaly, I was shunted ta another zone, where I found somethin' called 'Tha Foundry'. So, I made a new body for meself, an', made some new crewmembers, too~ So, don't ye mess wit' me, unless ya wanna be at tha bottom o' that sea!" Archie Captain Metal Ask/RP blog

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"SO, I CAN MAKE WEAPONS AND ARMOR NOW, RIGHT? I THINK THAT’S WHAT BLACKSMITHS DO… "

[themetalsoniccrew]

"What sort o' weapons an' armor...?"

[omgpoetry]

this is funny

like really, really funny

[onlyhughmannhere]

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

[fakenails]

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

[agentstarkrodgers]

Reblog when you get it…

[acesexualscreaming]

It’s back!!!!!!!!!

[datfanginsniper]

+themetalsoniccrew is on the target list

[themetalsoniccrew]

"Depends…"

[datfanginsniper]

"What do ya’ mean? I won’t cause any harm."

[themetalsoniccrew]

"...Are ye actually implyin', that ye could cause harm ta me...?" The bot's tone seems to imply that he's actually offended by the very idea.

[themetalsoniccrew]

shatteredintoshards started following you

[themetalsoniccrew]

He continues firing, mostly to counter/negate Shard’s. Wow, he missed one shot, and, now he was going to dealing with one irritating brother/cousin/whatever the heck Shard is. As he spots Shard morphing his other hand into a buzz saw, he fires at the elbow joint on said arm, hoping to render that limb at least temporarily useless. Then, he rushes toward Shard, and attempts to slash right at his core using his cannon arm sword.

[shatteredintoshards]

That did not feel too great. Auto-repair started to work right away, mean while Shard turned his attention back to the charging Metal pirate. Being quick to jump back to avoid getting hit by the sword.

Thank mobius for auto-repair… this guys smarter than he looks… I’ll have to take this a little more seriously if I wanna get away with minimal damage.

Shard’s firing calmed to a few shots, He was quickly searching for an advantage. 

[themetalsoniccrew]

He negated the first couple of shots with his own energy cannon blasts, then, he started using his cannon sword, first to deflect one shot to the side, then to try and deflect one of the shots right back at Shard. Hmmmmm...the other bot had some fairly useful technology, didn't he? The elbow joint he shot already seemed to be starting to repair itself. Maybe he could convince the other bot to share some info about that...?

"Tell ye what...I might just be lettin' ya go, without anymore damage to ya, if ye let me take some data on yer lil' belly gem. Refuse, an' I'll jus' have ta scrap ya, maybe use yer parts for me own..."

[themetalsoniccrew]

thee-serieskillingmachine started following you

[themetalsoniccrew]

"Gullible? Maybe not, but, ye sure be somethin’, that’s fer sure…Humorous, maybe, pretendin’ ye know more than ye actually do. Tell me, smarty plugs, do ye know what kinda metals I was made out o’ before, or their melting point? I highly doubt it, unless yer claimin’ ta be tha multiverse’s first robot vision seer, which ya probably aren’t.”

"Heck, I doubt ye even know what all kinda materials this body’s made outta now. Ya really don’t strike me as the kinda bot who actually knows much o’ anythin’ outside o’ yer base programmin’."

"As fer dentin’ yer metal platin’? Granted, it might take some extra effort…If I couldn’t just shove me sword through one o’ those four openin’s in yer chest.” Or, if he was feeling tricky, he could trick Omega into getting shot by the large laser cannon on his ship, or even use his crew to distract the larger bot, while he changes into his crab-like form. First, though, before he tries any of those things- “What actually be tha point o’ any o’ those holes, anyway…?”

[theeserieskillingmachine-deacti]

"I DO NOT NEED TO KNOW THE SPECIFIC MELTING POINT OF YOUR WORTHLESS METAL PLATING TO KNOW THAT I COULD BURN THROUGH IT WITH A SIMPLE BLOWTORCH,” The war machine scoffed.

"…CORRECTION: I HAVE FAR SURPASSED MY BASIC PROGRAMMING, YOU WORTHLESS CONSUMER MODEL. UNLIKE YOU, I HAVE LEARNED HOW TO DO MORE THAN SIMPLY SPEAK IN A RIDICULOUS ACCENT.”

The robot’s anger was starting to grow ever so steadily, as well as his urge to crush this strange Metal Sonic alternate.

The war machine never would have guessed that, somewhere in the multiverse, there was a pirate Metal Sonic.

"THESE ‘FOUR OPENINGS’ ARE MERELY VENTS, WHICH I USE ONLY IF I BEGIN TO OVERHEAT," Omega replied, the red glow of his optics narrowing slightly. "OF COURSE, I DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT OVERHEATING AROUND YOU. IF YOU POSSESS ANY SORT OF FLAMETHROWERS, THEY PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE ONES I OWN.”

[themetalsoniccrew]

"..."

Why was he still attempting to talk with this overgrown descendant of a trashcan? It was like trying to have an intelligent conversation with Swash and Buckle. It couldn't really be done, and it was more or less pointless to attempt. Besides, he was reaalllyyyyyy wanting to scrap this robot now. And, he actually had an idea on how he could do it. But, first, where should he-? AHhhhhhhh. Now, that could be something. And, it could possibly give the other robot some idea of what life was like for one-eyed pirates. He turns to face the other way.

"Well, I guess that's the sort of big talk ye two-eyed landlubbers commonly like ta use..." He suddenly turns, and fires his energy cannon at the left side of the larger bot's head.

"Not that ye probably have any reason ta worry about bein' two-eyed anymore..." He turns, back facing toward Omega, hoping the bigger bot would have been shocked enough by the hopefully successful attack at his head, and starts walking toward the dock area. He turns his comm on.

"Boardin' teams 1 an' 2, engage landlubber near me position." Shortly after, two teams of four Metal Sonics come into view, heading right toward Omega. The bigger bot wanted consumer models? He was getting them. And, if the captain was lucky,  he might be receiving a powerful laser blast to the torso soon. That is, if the regular Metal Sonics were able to distract the big bot long enough, and get the bigger bot close enough to the shore as well. But, he was getting ahead of himself: His crew would need to prepare the Metal Marauder II first, and he would need to get on it himself. After all, why would he miss this chance for the world? "As fer me dock crew, ye better be gettin' me ship up an' runnin'..."

[datfanginsniper]

+themetalsoniccrew is on the target list

"Another robot… Are ya’ gonna try t’ kill me?"

[themetalsoniccrew]

"Depends..."

[themetalsoniccrew]

thee-serieskillingmachine started following you

[themetalsoniccrew]

"Oh, ye may laugh, but, yer ‘Fluffy Cat Woman’ was forced ta rely on all seven o’ tha Sol Emeralds ta defeat me. I’m noticin’ that ye do not seem ta be havin’ any yerself."

"As fer me appearance, tis tha look I be havin’ after I was first repaired, an’, after cuttin’ down a swath o’ mechanicals ta upgrade meself. Since gettin’ this new version o’ me ol’ body, I’ve been usin’ me talent for metallurgy ta make this body more durable, an’ less flammable or meltable."

"So, mock all ye want: Ye jus’ look like another piece o’ melted slag waitin’ ta happen ta me."

[theeserieskillingmachine-deacti]

"…QUERY: HOW GULLIBLE DO YOU THINK I AM?" The war machine scoffed, crossing his arms as he peered down at the Metal Sonic. "THE FLUFFY CAT WOMAN COULD EASILY BURN YOU TO A PUDDLE OF LIQUID METAL IN SECONDS! IF YOU ARE GOING TO LIE, AT LEAST MAKE IT BELIEVABLE!"

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"…ADDENDUM: ALSO, ONLY I CAN REFER TO HER AS THE FLUFFY CAT WOMAN, MORONIC PIRATE METAL SONIC. YOU ARE TO REFER TO HER BY HER ACTUAL NAME.”

It was becoming clear to Omega that this Metal Sonic had no idea who he was.

The war machine wasn’t sure if he should be insulted or amused by this.

"HA!! I THINK NOT, YOU WORTHLESS CONSUMER MODEL!! I AM ALLIES WITH THE FLUFFY CAT WOMAN, OR AT LEAST ONE OF THEM. AND EVEN IF SHE WAS NOT MY ALLY, SHE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO MELT ME DOWN! I WAS ABLE TO TAKE HER DOWN VERY EASILY ONCE."

…

"…WAIT, WERE YOU TRYING TO INFER THAT YOU COULD MELT ME DOWN…?" Omega paused, shaking his head as he let out a mechanical snort. "…DO NOT KID YOURSELF. YOU COULD NOT EVEN DENT MY METALLIC PLATING."

[themetalsoniccrew]

"Gullible? Maybe not, but, ye sure be somethin', that's fer sure...Humorous, maybe, pretendin' ye know more than ye actually do. Tell me, smarty plugs, do ye know what kinda metals I was made out o' before, or their melting point? I highly doubt it, unless yer claimin' ta be tha multiverse's first robot vision seer, which ya probably aren't."

"Heck, I doubt ye even know what all kinda materials this body's made outta now. Ya really don't strike me as the kinda bot who actually knows much o' anythin' outside o' yer base programmin'."

"As fer dentin' yer metal platin'? Granted, it might take some extra effort...If I couldn't just shove me sword through one o' those four openin's in yer chest." Or, if he was feeling tricky, he could trick Omega into getting shot by the large laser cannon on his ship, or even use his crew to distract the larger bot, while he changes into his crab-like form. First, though, before he tries any of those things- "What actually be tha point o' any o' those holes, anyway...?"

[themetalsoniccrew]

shatteredintoshards started following you

[themetalsoniccrew]

"…"

He seems to be taking that last part to heart-

As he fires an energy blast right from his cannon at Shard, and his core. Luckily for him, though, the blast seems to have gone a little bit more to the right than the captain was intending.

[shatteredintoshards]

This didn’t seem to surprise shard to much, but it sure did give him a jumpstart. Bearly dodging the fire.

"You wanna dance? Let’s dance." 

Shard opened fire in return. Once again, With no people around, this meant he didn’t have to worry about hurting people right? right. In this case, you get the whole show and not some cheap tricks. His other hand started to morph into a buzz saw…

[themetalsoniccrew]

He continues firing, mostly to counter/negate Shard's. Wow, he missed one shot, and, now he was going to dealing with one irritating brother/cousin/whatever the heck Shard is. As he spots Shard morphing his other hand into a buzz saw, he fires at the elbow joint on said arm, hoping to render that limb at least temporarily useless. Then, he rushes toward Shard, and attempts to slash right at his core using his cannon arm sword.

[themetalsoniccrew]

shatteredintoshards started following you

[themetalsoniccrew]

Hmmmmm? What was that on his midsection, that just changed colors with his eyes…? Oh ho, did he actually have a visible weak point on him? The Captain aims his own cannon a bit more in the direction of Shard’s core. “Ye know…It really would just be a lot smarter on yer part, ta turn tha other way, an’ jus’ fly off. Don’t ya think? There’s other areas on Planet Sol ye could explore, where ya wouldn’t have pirates aimin’ right at what they believe ta be critical ta yer existence…It is very critical ta you, isn’t it? Ya wouldn’t want vicious, artificial seadogs like meself ta try testin’ theories like that on ye, would ya?”

[shatteredintoshards]

"Do you really wanna test it’s durability?" He could take a few bullets. He believed so, now if it was a canonball, that would be different. If he got hit, he would rely on auto-repair. He’s done this before, he just has more confidence now.

"I can promise you, I don’t go down easy. Buuut You have a point, fighting would be pointless and accomplish nothing. I have better things to waste my time on.”

[themetalsoniccrew]

"..."

He seems to be taking that last part to heart-

As he fires an energy blast right from his cannon at Shard, and his core. Luckily for him, though, the blast seems to have gone a little bit more to the right than the captain was intending.

[themetalsoniccrew]

empressfrostofthelunadynasty

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"And, jus’ who are all o’ ye, exactly?" Let’s see…There was one who looked more like a normal Metal Sonic, one who didn’t, but, still seemed to be a robotic hedgehog, and…One who looked like the princess, for some reason.

[empressfrostofthelunadynasty-de]

" Oh me? i am… Princess Frost of the Luna Dimension, future empress of the Luna Dimension… I’m what the primeys fondly call an Anti.. I’m willing to go that extra mile that my sweet sister is just not… lets face it… i’m just… cooler then she is " 

[themetalsoniccrew]

"I see…" An Anti-Princess Blaze, hmmmmm? Well, that was definitely of interest to him. "I don’t suppose ye would mind tellin’ me more about yerself, would ye?"

[empressfrostofthelunadynasty-de]

She chuckled at the metallic being ” Oh plenty i could tell you, but a girl has to have a few secrets… What exactly do you want to know, metal head… besides being a ruthless tyrant, obvious is that i am a crykinetic while blaze is a pyrokinetic… We are polar opposites, as for my world.. well my mother rules it with an iron fist…for the moment. Soon i shall return home, destroy my sisters, and murder dear mother… mmm how i long for that day ” she purred, softly.

Were a few notable things about frost, from color of her fur to gem in her forehead having a different color. Way she dressed was far more ” loose ” and open and she seemed to flaunt her body, and air around her? she was literally giving off an arctic air around her, causing misty to waft from her body as warmer air touched her.

" is there anything more specific you’d like to know? hard for me to brag about how wonderful i am with out some direction…" 

[themetalsoniccrew]

"Well..."  He ponders. "I don't suppose ye have somekind o' Anti-Sol Emerald, do ya? Or, somethin' I could do fer ya, in order ta be able 'borrow' said emerald? O' course, ye could just tell me most o' tha ways yer better than yer counterpart first."

[themetalsoniccrew]

xperimentalblur started following you

"If ye know what's good fer ya, you'll make sure ta stay out o' me way..."

[themetalsoniccrew]

empressfrostofthelunadynasty

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"And, jus’ who are all o’ ye, exactly?" Let’s see…There were two who looked like normal Metal Sonics, and…One who looked like the princess, for some reason.

[glass-eyed-misery-deactivated20]

Sonic stood there wide-eyed, glancing over the other in slight fear. "Wh-what are you…?"

[themetalsoniccrew]

"Only the most feared captain in tha entirety o' tha Sol Dimension. Cross me path, an' ye won't be jus' sinkin' like stone, ye'll be scrap. Savvy...?"

[themetalsoniccrew]

empressfrostofthelunadynasty

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"And, jus’ who are all o’ ye, exactly?" Let’s see…There was one who looked more like a normal Metal Sonic, one who didn’t, but, still seemed to be a robotic hedgehog, and…One who looked like the princess, for some reason.

[steel-blur-deactivated20210924]

Well, this was certainly new. Out of all of his alternates he had met, this one was definitely unique. If this even was a Metal Sonic, that is. The only visible part on this pirate-robot that matched any of his own was his eye.

"I AM NITRO, A METAL SONIC AND FORMER BADNIK. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT BE A METAL SONIC, TOO… RIGHT?”

[themetalsoniccrew]

"Formerly. I've upgraded quite a bit since then. But, I suppose ye could consider me kin, yes. The name's Captain Metal. An', yer on me island in tha Sol Dimension. Try not ta disturb any o' me operations while you're visitin', an', I think we'll be gettin' along jus' swimmingly. Savvy...?"

[themetalsoniccrew]

shatteredintoshards started following you

[themetalsoniccrew]

"Did I now?"

"I don’t suppose this’ll help clarify things for ye, will it…?"

[shatteredintoshards]

"All the clarification I needed." Shard had his arm canon pointed at the metalic being. Core glowing bright red and charged. Shard appeared more than ready for whatever this guy had to throw.

[themetalsoniccrew]

Hmmmmm? What was that on his midsection, that just changed colors with his eyes...? Oh ho, did he actually have a visible weak point on him? The Captain aims his own cannon a bit more in the direction of Shard's core. "Ye know...It really would just be a lot smarter on yer part, ta turn tha other way, an' jus' fly off. Don't ya think? There's other areas on Planet Sol ye could explore, where ya wouldn't have pirates aimin' right at what they believe ta be critical ta yer existence...It is very critical ta you, isn't it? Ya wouldn't want vicious, artificial seadogs like meself ta try testin' theories like that on ye, would ya?"

[themetalsoniccrew]

empressfrostofthelunadynasty

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"And, jus’ who are all o’ ye, exactly?" Let’s see…There was one who looked more like a normal Metal Sonic, one who didn’t, but, still seemed to be a robotic hedgehog, and…One who looked like the princess, for some reason.

[empressfrostofthelunadynasty-de]

" Oh me? i am… Princess Frost of the Luna Dimension, future empress of the Luna Dimension… I’m what the primeys fondly call an Anti.. I’m willing to go that extra mile that my sweet sister is just not… lets face it… i’m just… cooler then she is " 

[themetalsoniccrew]

"I see..." An Anti-Princess Blaze, hmmmmm? Well, that was definitely of interest to him. "I don't suppose ye would mind tellin' me more about yerself, would ye?"

[themetalsoniccrew]

shatteredintoshards started following you

[themetalsoniccrew]

"Hmph. Just as long as ye know where ye should explore, an’ where ye shouldn’t…"

[shatteredintoshards]

Yeah right that’s not gonna go over well…

"I’m sorry I think ya lost me." Look at that… I wonder how many toy’s he has on him…

Shard did dare this time. No civilians around to hurt? No worrys.

[themetalsoniccrew]

"Did I now?"

"I don't suppose this'll help clarify things for ye, will it...?"

[themetalsoniccrew]

shatteredintoshards started following you

"State yer business. There’s only room fer one unique Metal in this Zone…"

[shatteredintoshards]

"Just exploring, captain metal pants." Sheesh this guy’s gonna get on my nerves.

[themetalsoniccrew]

"Hmph. Just as long as ye know where ye should explore, an' where ye shouldn't..."