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NASA
we're not kids anymore.
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Kaledo Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Claire Keane
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Not today Justin
Three Goblin Art
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Today's Document
$LAYYYTER
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sheepfilms
Origami Around
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@agentstarkrodgers
i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s
you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet
if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs
Every time this post blows up, it reignites my passion for life
#someone posted in r/fanfic asking why there aren't fics for blue avatar#and ppl had to gently be like 'because it's an empty spectacle of a movie. it's a shell.#it has no characters. there is nothing for us to work with.'(via @arrows-for-pens)
^^^^ It's a tech demo, not a movie. Also: the plot is SHOCKINGLY Similar to Fern Gully(1992), a much superior film antagonized by a surprisingly fuckable Evil Sludge Cloud u_u u_u
Do yall remember how crazy it was to watch HR episode 2 and have the sex fade out to more sex. I didn’t know we knew how to do that.
patient needs neck kisses to survive
“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism
i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk
do u think the first time shane watched gay porn he typed into an incognito google search bar “gay male porn video” and just clicked the first thing that came up
the people saying shane purchased an entirely new laptop to do it are in fact correct. the laptop then goes into a safe afterwards.
Happy April 25th
heated rivalry + text [15 / ?]
The thing about Hollanov is that they are constantly having nasty mean sex and Shane is like, yeah. That’s great that’s normal. As long as they kiss Shane is like Okay :) Yay :) Thanks Rozanov, see you in a few months. Stands up straightens his clothes and walks out the door and that’s it. Somewhere behind him Ilya is staring at the ceiling. Reeling.
Then they go to that god forsaken cottage and they have the kind of face-to-face under the blankets condomless sex that even the Pope couldn’t disapprove of and Shane is crying. Gnashing his teeth. Losing his fucking mind. The emotional release is fucking agony. Ilya says you are perfect you are beautiful and you are MINE and Shane almost safewords. Ilya says I’m making love to you do you like it do you like it when I make love to you and the bedsheets are tangled around Shane’s ankles and he feels like he’s going to die. Ilya says Shane Shane Shane and to Shane it’s the most perverted thing he has ever fucking done.
YOU hates terfs
rb if u hates terfs
Yuna and David asking about the timeline of their relationship would have been even funnier if, after discussing how long they've been "lovers":
Yuna: ok, so you've been "seeing" each other for 9 years... And when did you confess your real feelings and decided to be together?
Shane:
Ilya:
Yuna:
David:
Shane:
Ilya: like, today at 4am
i really needed Shane in Ilya’s Ottawa jersey. exactly in this position
inspired by this awesome fic by theprinceandagcd on ao3!!!!
The miscommunication in Heated Rivalry is because they're living in different romance types to begin with:
Shane: In some sort of Austen-esque existence where hjs ill-advised flirtation with a notorious rake goes too far. Scandalised by the intimate use of first names he flees, concerned what society and his goodly parents will think, his reputation at stake. He tries to find a proper marriage prospect but alas his heart is lost to the rake! But he finally follows his heart and invites Ilya into his home too (and accepts first name usage!)
Ilya: Smoldering in mirrors and out of windows and getting emotionally wuthered screaming Shane's name on a moor. My man is byronically going through it gothic style
HRM
forever fascinated by the many machinations of brennan's mind
I think my favorite thing about this post is that according to the timestamps it wasn't even Valentine's Day
