can&#x27;t shoot for bricks

J-jumping?!

/Ratchet yelped looking out through the window. Because of this fog he couldn’t even tell how deep the pit was. What if one of them will fall down? Well, he won’t be crying if it’ll be Shockwave but he definitely don’t want it to be Wheeljack./

Are you out of your mind? How ca-

/He cut when the lift started rocking more and slowly stopping as soon the edge of the cliff was visible. Ratchet landed on his aft terrified trying to think of a way out. How could they jump?! So far?! No way!/

T-this is your worst idea. Ever. Of all time.

/GLARES AT THE OTHER TWO KREONS AS THEY STOP OVER THEIR TARGET - NO WAY HE WAS GOING FIRST, IF IT WAS COMING DOWN TO THIS/

W-WELL? GET ON WITH IT, Y-YOU BLOCKHEADS!

#wheeljack.#ratchet.

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Once pulled inside, Wheeljack relaxed slightly, but they didn’t have much time. The human would be here soon and portal would close.

With his mask broken, the frown on his face could be easily seen. “Where did I go? Where did you go?! I was at a party, you were invited too! We sent people to look for you!“ The wings on the engineers back were tense, “Instead you’re with him! You could have been killed, there are monsters out here!”

Wheeljack huffed, climbing onto a chair to look out the window, they were close to the portal. “We’ll need to jump into the portal.”

You- Wait- WHAT?! A party?! We’re in the middle of this Blockimus forgotten pit and you were on a p-! /He cut and vented deeply, calming down./ It’s okay. It’s fine. We’re almost out of this and it’s absolutely fine.

…

/He slapped Wheeljack’s helmet very lightly./

I thought you were hurt! And lost! And that I will never see you again! /He finally noticed little engineer’s broken mask and his frown grew. His worry won over the shock that Wheeljack actually had a MOUTH under that thing. He never knew. However under current circumstances their well-being was more important./ Now shut the block up and show me that mask.

#wheeljack.#ratchet.#silent hill adventures.

/WITH THOSE TWO BLOCKHEADS ARGUING STUPIDLY THE LITTLE SCIENTIST HAS TIME TO LOOK THROUGH HIS BASKET. A FEW THINGS WERE MISSING BUT IT WASN'T IMPORTANT-/

WE HAVE TO JUMP?!

/HE WARILY PEEKS OUT OVER THE EDGE OF THE LIFT AND A TINY *SOBB* LEAVES HIS VOCALISER/

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“Just go! I need to turn on the mountain lift! Hurry we don’t have time!”

When Ratchet didn’t move, he lightly shoved the medic in the right direction, “Go!” When his friend finally started to move, the engineer ran towards the controls. Pushing a number of buttons and pulling a number of the leavers, the red mountain lift began to move. Block.

Running as fast as his legs would take him, the small Kreon jumped off the ledge and into the mountain lift where Ratchet and Shockwave were.

Wheeljack just about made it, clinging to the floor as his legs dangled out of the lift. “Don’t just look! Help me!”

/Ratchet right away jumped to him and pulled him inside, quickly closing the lift’s doors behind him. The higher the box went the more it was rocking from side to side and soon medic found himself clinging desperately to his friend. He didn’t liked heights. Especially scary, foggy heights where he couldn’t even see where the ground is./

I-I’m glad you made it. /Ratchet quietly blurted out hugging Wheeljack’s arm with his optics stuck on the floor./ Right! Dear Blockimus! /He suddenly pulled away and looked at the little engineer. He almost forgot in this entire mess about his duties and concerns about the other’s safety./ Wheeljack! Are you hurt?! I was worried about you, you blockhead! Where did you go?!

I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS ...

/DEAR BLOCKIMUS INDEED. THEY MAY HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF IMMEDIATE DANGER, BUT DANGER WAS STILL LOOMING ALL ABOUT. THIS LIFT DIDN'T SEEM VERY STABLE - THE LITTLE SCIENTIST PULLS AWAY FROM LOOKING OVER THE EDGE AFTER A PARTICULARLY HARD ROCK THREATENS TO TOSS HIM OUT. HE HUDDLES IN HIS SEAT, NEAR THE OTHER TWO KREONS AND FEELING SLIGHTLY DIZZY/

dcb-z

went out and explored a bit today

#sunstorm.

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Wheeljack looked around their surroundings, Pyramid head had told him how to get to the portal. Aha! The mountain lift!

“Ratchet! Get to the mountain lift! I’ll catch up!”

Running towards the controls, Wheeljack needed to get the lift going and fast. That human guy would be back soon and that would only cause more trouble.

“Hurry up!”

Get off me!

/Medic pushed Shockwave lightly aside. He did not know what Wheeljack had planned but he trusted his friend and followed him without a word, sometimes looking back if the cyclops is keeping up with them. No matter how much he disliked the other leaving him in such scary place would be too cruel even for Decepticons./

/When Wheeljack caught his attention by pointing at a small red box, that was the mountain lift, leading up over the huge canyon (or was it that Devil’s Pit thing?) he gave his friend a doubting look./

What about you? I won’t leave you behind!

OW - THAT HURT!

/RUBS HIS EAR FLAPS, LOOKING AROUND. IF HE MADE IT OUT OF THIS ALIVE HE SWORE NEVER TO GO OUT PAST CURFEW FOR INGREDIENTS, EVER AGAIN. HE KEEPS CLOSE TO THE TWO BLOCKHEADS, LISTENING TO EVERY WORD/

IF YOU WON'T GO, I WILL!

/WITH THAT HE STARTS RUNNING TOWARDS THE MOUNTAIN LIFT ON BLOCKY LEGS - SURELY, THIS WOULD LEAVE TO SOME SAFETY, RIGHT?

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Throwing axes at the wagons that came near, Ratchet and Shockwave, the engineer cursed. He would be out of axes soon, but it looked like some of the wagons were leaving.

Down to his final axe, Wheeljack hacked through the remaining wagons. This was getting ridiculous, where were they coming from? As soon as these wagons were gone, they would have to run to the nearby portal, Wheeljack knew about. Anything was better than evil wagons.

“We need to get out of here!”

Wheeljack was suddenly met the ground as a wagon attacked him from behind, the only damage was done to his mask. The wagon on top of him however, snarled.

/Ratchet was surprised by Shockwave’s aid, but was grateful nonetheless. The wagon that attacked him focused on the scientist trying to bite his hand off when it dropped dead shot down by the medic. He cursed when the rifle made a low hiss which meant that the battery is deal. Jumping back onto his feet he nodded to the Decepticon in gratitude for his help and quickly turned to his friend who was in trouble./

/Before little engineer could make another sound the wagon howled in pain and got knocked off by Ratchet. He held his rifle by it’s barrel since the batteries powering his weapon depleted awhile ago. Hitting the wagon again he threw it aside, knocking some other monsters on the way. Glancing his friend he covered him so Wheeljack could gather his bearings./

Is there any chance that you have a plan, Jackie? /Ratchet snarled hitting another wagon to clean the path for Shockwave who joined them./ We could really use one!

BAD. BAD WAGONS-!

/LITTLE SCIENTIST WIPES HIS LITTLE TEARS AS HE GAINS A BIT OF CONFIDENCE. HE GOES TO JOIN THE OTHER KREONS ONLY TO HAVE ANOTHER WAGON APPROACH HIM FROM BEHIND. HE STUMBLES FORWARD AND CRUSHES THE TWO AUTOBOTS/

H-HE PUSHED ME!

/STAMMERS AND TRIES TO WRIGGLE OFF THE TWO FAILING BLOCKS; WHY WAS HE ALWAYS GETTING PUSHED AROUND?/

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Wheeljack opened his optics, Ratchet? And that yelling, Shockwave? Subspacing his axe he noticed the wagons had moved, poking his helm out he watched in shock as Ratchet shot the evil things.

“Ratchet!” Crawling out from the bench, the engineer was suddenly attacked by one of the creatures. Falling onto his aft, the Kreon managed to kick off the wagon. Then using his axe, he cut off one of its wheels, before hacking the weird thing in half.

Wheeljack noticed his mask was cracked, his frown showing slightly. Have to fix that later, for now the engineer concentrated on killing these wagons.

Wheeljack! Are you alright?!

/Despite being ambushed himself the medic wanted to know if his friend was in one piece and not in a badly need of medical attention. He curses again when he hears Shockwave’s cry and turns around just in time to shoot down another wagon that was going to jump at the little scientist. He was about to make some another snarky remark on Shockwave’s bahaviour and how he should focus on fight instead of crying over a basket but he hears another distressed yelp from his friend./

Hang in there Jackie!

/Splitting his attention between tho small mechs was hard. He rushes to help Wheeljack, but gets knocked down by one of the wagons, dropping his rifle as he hits the ground. Barely kicking off his attacker Ratchet tries to crawl towards his gun. He’s not going down like this!/

S-STAHP IT ALREA-EA-DYYY ..!

/STILL SOBBING THE TINY CYCLOPS STUMBLES TOWARDS THE OTHER TWO KREONS WITH HIS SLIGHTLY SINGED BASKET KEPT CLOSE. HE FENDS OFF MORE OF THE WAGON MONSTERS, AND EACH TIME ONE GOT TOO CLOSE -zap!- THEY WERE SHOT DOWN BY HIS ARM CANON/

G-GO AWAY! SH-SHOO!

/THE LITTLE SCIENTIST FINALLY REACHES RATCHET AND TRIES TO GET THE WAGON TO SCRAM BY SHOVING IT AWAY; HE REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO CONTINUE SHOOTING AT THINGS/

Promise

Wheeljack was still under the bench, the scary wagons hadn’t moved any closer to him but they had begun growling. Wheeljack wasn’t sure how they were growling, or maybe it was other monsters nearby. Pyramid Head said he would be safe here!

Whimpering and covering his helm, the tiny engineer hoped the evil wagons would leave soon.

Stop whining like a little cube and try to keep up!

/Ratchet growled looking back at his companion, but he didn’t slow down at all. He was certain that he heard Wheeljack’s cry. He ran through the bushes ignoring small scratches on his frame and finally noticed a small, abandoned station. Before he could give another glance around his surroundings a really ugly and red wagon-like monster caught his attention immediately. Medic cursed under his nose and shot the creature right away. The wagon let out a loud cry and all of the gathered monsters focused their sight on Ratchet./

Oh block me…

/He yelped but as soon the wagons started rushing at him he aimed at their wheels to at least slow them down and managed to get one of them. Other monster tried to ambush Ratchet by jumping at him only to meet the but of medic’s rifle and land few meters away with a loud whine. Well, it went better than Ratchet expected but he couldn’t defeat them all alone. He kicked one of the wagons away trying to locate his friend./

Wheeljack?!

SAYS YOU, YOU'RE THE ONE MOST LIKELY LEADING US INTO A-

/HE STOPS, HORRIFIED/

DEATH TRAP, AHH!

/HE YELPS, DROPPING HIS TORCH, AND CURLS UP DEFENSIVELY AGAINST THE GROUND. THIS WAS NOT HAPPENING THIS WAS NOT-!/

DON'T YOU SLAGGING TOUCH THAT!

/HE JUST ABOUT ROARS ON REFLEX WHEN HE FEELS SOMETHING TUGGING AT HIS BASKET. THE WAGON-LOOKING MONSTER THING THAT HAD MERELY NUDGED HIM HAS NO TIME TO DEFEND ITSELF WHEN A BRIGHT BEAM OF LIGHT SHOOTS IT RIGHT THROUGH. IT STAGGERS FOR A MINUTE THEN FALLS. SHOCKWAVE WHIMPERS AND SOBS WHEN HE REALISES WHAT HE HAS DONE/

I T-T-TOLD YOU NOT TO T-T-TOUCH IT!

/HE WAILS, POINTING HIS CANON AT MORE OF THE UGLY WAGON CREATURES/

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Right behind the- /Ratchet budged when he thought he heard something, but it wasn’t scary. At least not in that sense of scary./ Did you hear that?!

/Without waiting for Shockwave’s respond he rushed towards the source of the sound. That was Wheeljack! He was sure! And he was in trouble! He squeezed his rifle tighter rushing towards the station located nearby./

Don’t stand there! Come on!

/He huffed at scientist behind him./

#ratchet.#WHEELJACK.#silent hill adventures.

WHERE?

/POINTS HIS LIGHT IN THE DIRECTION OF THE NOISE BUT SEES NOTHING. IF THE AUTOBOT WAS TRYING TO SCARE HIM, WHY, HE WOULD-!/

YOU'RE GOING TO GET US DE-BLOCKED!

/JUST THE SAME HE FOLLOWS; HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE ALONE OUT HERE!/

buckdickmcarthy

when I get a house I’m going to build a crying cave because everything makes me sad.

#silent hill adventures.

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/Tiny medic jumped in place more because of the Shockwave’s sudden scream than the actual suspicious sound. He looked back, staring into the dark behind the little scientist but there was nothing there./

It’s probably just wind? Don’t be such a jelly block!

/He turned on his heel and kept walking forward, towards the mine’s entrance when there was another sound. This time louder. Ratchet aimed his gun towards the bushes ready to shoot but no monster came out. Maybe it was just a critter? Wind?/

We can go through the mines, it’s the fastest way according to the map. I suppose there’s a working cart system there so we can just take a quick ride to get to the other side.

I-I AM NOT A JELLYBLOCK! JELLYBLOCKS GET EATEN FOR BLOCKFAST ...

/SHIVERS AT THE THOUGHT AND KEEPS MOVING, THOUGH RELUCTANTLY. JUMPS A LITTLE WHEN HE HEARS THE NOISE AGAIN, SCURRYING CLOSER TO RATCHET AND HOLDING HIS OWN LASERCANON OUT - AT LEAST HE'S TRYING/

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TERRIBLE IDEA ...

/UNFORTUNATELY THEIR OPTIONS ARE LIMITED. BEING IN A DARK AND SPOOKY MINE COULDN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN STAYING OUT IN THE OPEN WITH MONSTERS POSSIBLY LURKING IN THE BUSHES. HE PULLS OUT SOMETHING FROM HIS BASKET - A TORCH!/

SO WHERE IS THIS MINE ANYWAY?

Promise

Because I need to find my friend. /He huffs not even looking at his temporary companion./ Wheeljack was saying all the time that we should visit it so I assume he must be there.

/Ratchet really hoped so or else… No. He didn’t want to think about it. He looks at the map again going down the road. Few minutes and they should enter the tourists trail through the mines. He could only guess that there should be tracks or something for mine carts, if they can get them working maybe they’ll be able get quickly to the other side where the pit was./

I can’t leave him here.

/Medic frowns to himself hiding the map to his backpack and prepared his rifle just in case./

FINE, JUST ... LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH QUICKLY.

/THIS WAS HARDLY FAIR. HE HAD HALF A BLOCK TO PIN THE BLAME ON THAT OTHER KREON THIS BOT MENTIONED - WHEELJACK. THAT BLOCK WAS ALWAYS UP TO NO GOOD - SHOCKWAVE HAD MORE THAN HIS SHARE OF FOILED PLANS TO SHOW FOR IT. HE FOLLOWS, NONETHELESS/

WHY'S IT SO GLOOMY ... WHY'S IT SO FOGGY ... I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING ... WHY'S-

/SUDDENLY A NOISE/

... WHAT WAS THAT?!

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/Ratchet snorts getting up and dusting himself off. The dirt in here was as bad as everything else about this damn city. He glares Shockwave who was busy with his basket and he decides to take a moment himself to study the map./

Now let’s see… Hmmm… /He ponders deeply over the landmarks before he notices what he was looking for - the sign leading right to the Devil’s Pit!/ Yes! It’s that way!

/He looks up full of new hope when he sees the right path leading towards the ride into the mountain and from there - right to the Devil’s Pit. He turns around to announce the happy discovery but then his smile quickly fades when he forgets that he’s with that stupid Decepticon… not his friend who would surely share his enthusiasm that at last something goes right./

…. We need to go this way. Right into the Devil’s Pit.

HMPH, SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW ... HEY, WAIT UP!

/NOT WANTING TO BE LEFT ALONE IN CASE MORE MONSTERS SHOWED UP, HE FOLLOWS THE LITTLE MEDIC. COMPLAINING/

WHY ARE WE GOING TO A PLACE CALLED DEVIL'S PIT? IT SOUNDS S-S ... ILLOGICAL!

/IT SOUNDS SCARY, HE TELLS HIMSELF IN HIS PROCESSOR, CLUTCHING HIS BASKET CLOSE/

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NNNGGH HOW DARE YOU-!

/SHOCKWAVE LANDS ON HIS BASKET, SPILLING ALL ITS CONTENTS. BUT THAT IS NO CONCERN OF HIS - RIGHT NOW WHAT MATTERED WAS THAT MAP! HE FLAILS AND SWINGS HIS LITTLE ARMS AT THE KREON MEDIC; THE MAP GOES BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THEM BUT EVENTUALLY SHOCKWAVE IS ALE TO SECURE IT FOR HIMSELF, DESPITE ONLY HAVING ONE HAND/

HAHA, VICTORY IS MINE! NOW LET’S SEE …

SILENT HILL? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TERRIBLY BORING NAME … WHAT ARE ALL THESE PLACES, ANYWAY?

/He managed to actually get the hold of the map by sitting on the poor medic who flailed his hands and legs pathetically being squished by both Shockwave and his own backpack./

Get off me! And give me the map!

/He squealed trying to get up but the gravity was a bitch and it seems he won’t be going anywhere. At least until that fatty scientist decided to get off. Where was Wheeljack when he needed him! He never imagined that he would miss his friend (not to mention that even if that idiot had incredible luck, Ratchet still was worried and hoped he is alright)./

/COMPLETELY IGNORES THE MEDIC AS HE PORES OVER THE LANDMARKS/

FUNNY ... ONE WOULD THINK THESE LANDMARKS BE PRETTY CONSPICUOUS ... HEY, THERE'S AN AMUSEMENT PARK!?

/TAKES ANOTHER MINUTE TO DEDICATE ALL THE CONTENT TO MEMORY BEFORE HE RETURNS THE MAP TO THE LITTLE AUTOBOT FLAILING OUT BETWEEN HIS LEGS/

HERE YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK NOW.

/PATS THE KREON GINGERLY ON THE HEAD. THEN GETS UP TO COLLECT HIS BASKET AND EVERYTHING THAT WAS IN IT AS IF THE FIGHT BETWEEN THEM HAD NEVER BROKE OUT/

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/Ratchet growls landing on his aft, looking at his companion shocked. This little-! They barely got out from one problem and this idiot is creating another!/

You blockbrain!

/Medic quickly gets back on his feet and pushes Shockwave back. Which leads them to a pretty childish fight where Ratchet tore the map from the board to secure it but Shockwave snatched it out of his little hands. White mech jumps at him immediately to get the piece of paper back. Without it they won’t be able to find the Devil’s Pit! And Wheeljack! And their hope of getting out of this place decreases dramatically./

Give it back! I bet you can’t even read it you square-brain!

NNNGGH HOW DARE YOU-!

HAHA, VICTORY IS MINE! NOW LET'S SEE ...

SILENT HILL? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A TERRIBLY BORING NAME ... WHAT ARE ALL THESE PLACES, ANYWAY?

proenzaford

#silent hill adventures.

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Don’t cover your optic when you’re aiming!

/Ratchet shoots down easily one of the monsters and when another one tries to take them from behind he hits him with the butt of his rifle. He notices an opening between the enemies and a small passage, an alley, probably leading into the city./

There!

/Without any question he grabs Shockwave’s hand and drags him towards the narrow passage between two buildings. Those monsters were too big to fit in, but it was just perfect for their little size. The alley between two big shop lead to a small complex of houses, obviously abandoned or so the medic hoped. He quickly notices a board in front of the two shops that separated them right now from the monsters and he moves to it just to find a map of the area. Ignoring Shockwave’s cry he studies the paper attentively./

D-DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY OWN ARM!

/WITH A SHRILL WHINE HE CONTINUES TO SCATTER HIS SHOTS BLINDLY. ONE OF THE CREATURES CRIES OUT - HA, SUCCESS! HE HAS NO IDEA IT WAS RATCHET WHO TOOK THE FOE DOWN, HOWEVER, AND SOON FINDS HIMSELF BEING TUGGED ALONG/

H-HEY, WHERE ARE YOU TAKING US?

HE DEMANDS TO KNOW; DANGER SEEMS TO BE EVADED FOR THE MOMENT SO HE SHOWS HIS FACE AGAIN, SINGLE OPTIC BLINKING FURIOUSLY.

YOU SEEM TO KNOW AN AWFUL LOT ABOUT THIS PLA-IS THAT A MAP? LET ME SEE-!

/PUSHES THE TINY MEDIC AWAY FOR A BETTER VIEW; THERE WAS NO WAY HE WAS LETTING THE OTHER KREON GATHER INTELLIGENCE BEFORE HE DID!/