25 christmas themed memes **
here are just a bunch of christmas themed starters that i could come up with. theyâre all kinds of genres. they can be interpreted as angsty, sad, smuttyâ whatever you wish.
1. âplease, please, please ignore that mistletoe.â 2. âdid you make the eggnog or did grandma do it?â 3. âthis is way too strong! there are children here, you know?â 4. âwill you help me get the tree from the attic? i hate it up there.â 5. âthis is the first christmas without (âŠ..). itâs weird, isnât it?â 6. âi could use some extra hands over here.â 7. âthank you for letting me celebrate with you guys.â 8. âisnât it weird, not celebrating with your family?â 9. âwill you come sit on santa claus/mrs. clausâ lap?â 10. âhave you been naughty?â 11. âyou have been very nice for me, i see.â 12. âcome on! give me a hint for what my present is!â 13. âi want to spend every christmas of the rest of my life with you.â 14. âthis is the worst christmas party ever.â 15. âwhere is everyone? am i too early?â 16. âyou seriously want to order in tonight? are you an idiot?â 17. âmerry christmas, asshole.â 18. âtry not to behave like a slut this time, alright?â 19. âum.. whoâs this present for?â 20. âplease donât make me remind you of the christmas of 2009.â 21. âhow do you know santa isnât calling everyone a hoe in here? for all we know thereâs an âeâ behind it.â 22. âiâm so jealous of you. you have the perfect family.â 23. âalright, letâs go sit around and tell each other our most embarrassing stories of last year.â 24. âi have something to announce..â 25. âthis is the best christmas ever!âÂ










