The Mixed Race

The raving rants of a crazed cynic 'hiccup'

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It was truly an All Black Halloween!!!!!!!!

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Misheard cliché

Rome wasn't built out of clay

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Misheard cliché

A Rolling Stone gathered Kate Moss

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Conscious

The older I get The decades trickle by Then death is upon me And it is of such mortal shock But why should it be? For I know the older I get The decades trickle by Then death is upon me

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Four years in confinement

Four years in confinement devoid of any human contact, feeding off the scraps of self sustainance. I awake in a place dotted with the strange others. I hear one, sneeze. I cry with shock and laughter.

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Footballers often practice Michael Jackson's Thriller dance routine to improve their performance, it's a mental thing. #ThrillerFC

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Elvis has left the thread

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Hobbits are hawt

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Damn it Tumblr! Travel dreams are crushed

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You must workout.. .. bills and stuff

Chatting up an accountant

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Yup it is a jolly Christmas!

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Fax on, fax off

Mr Miyagi and technology

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Oops, typed Great Tit videos in the search and got human women breasts, so irrelevant. Hawkward!!!

Ornithologist

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No bullshit Goose

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Unfortunate coincidence

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Famous movie quotes - used on a date.

The date "Here's looking at you, kid" "Why don't you come up sometime and see me"? "There's no place like home" At home "Say hello to my little friend" "Here's Johnny" Foreplay "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse" "Go ahead, make my day" "It's alive! It's alive!" First attempt "I feel the need - the need for speed" "May the Force be with you" Disappointment "Houston, we have a problem" "Nobody puts Baby in a corner" Foreplay take 2 "Show me the money" "Rosebud" Second attempt "Shaken not stirred" "I'm the king of the world!" Success "It's gonna blow" "They're here" "Wax on, wax off" Awake the next day "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" "Hasta la vista, baby" The lie "I'll be back" TURN OFF QUOTES "A boy's best friend is his mother" "I see dead people"