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[themortalpianos]

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[snorlaxatives]

the fact that i haven’t felt the sensation of being double bounced on a trampoline in literal years is honestly sick and twisted

[gyavaforradalmar]

jo march really was like. i love the people around me and i cannot cope with them leaving and being mature and appealing enough to start new chapters in their lives while i'm still clinging into this idealised, carefree, comedy-like lifestyle i thought was gonna last forever. and i really thought platonic relationships could replace my repressed longing for a romantic one but now all my loved ones' first priorities became romance. meanwhile i cannot put myself out seeking a romantic relationship because that would automatically mean altering, belittleing, objectifying and compromising myself, my life would become a cliche with guaranteed unhappy ending because i feel like no one in this world could truly make me happy. and i do want to embrace my independent, single lifestyle but i guess i didnt calculate back then how lonely it's going to feel. it's like my only choice is between two types of unhappiness. jo march conveyed all this stuff and i'm not supposed to tear up just thinking about that goddamn movie???

[petruchio]

one of my favorite things about katniss especially in the first book is that she is literally ALWAYS scheming. and like it’s a great character trait honestly because she’s super observant and aware of how she is being perceived, but it’s also fucking hilarious because she constantly assumes that everyone around her is the same way. like when peeta is crying after being selected and she’s like “hm. what could this strategy mean? is he possibly trying to look weak to trick me? won’t work on me you chiseled beast” LIKE KATNISS HES JUST SAD

[paintedverso]

marina's yellow engagement dress in 1.06

requested by @is-a-bele

[starlightomatic]

[snout]

she wears short skirts i have feelers she’s cheer captain and i am a creature

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"why do adults always comment about how tall you've gotten" listen kid the last time I saw you, you were a foot shorter and not a glaring accusation of the passage of time and the ephemerality of my own obscure existence. what the fick

[egberts]

this is so cute and wholesome and I'm dead over it I'm crying

[naamahdarling]

If you can't take your dad on adventure walks through a home improvement store (and I wouldn't recommend it with the pandemic) you can throw some spoons into his favorite body of water for enrichment!

[notkatniss]

[ive-been-mistreated]

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

[plum-soup]

and hes funky af!!!!!!!!!

[el-garito-deactivated20210126]

Si parpadeas te lo pierdes…

  WTF 😅😅😅

[fancy-club-hot-tub]

😂😂😂

[birdbath201]

Kookaburra

Kookaburra are exclusively carnivorous animals hunting fish, snakes, rats and the occasional barbecue sausage LOL 🥰

[enlightenmentboy]

You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing

[detailedart]

Details: Water Lilies II, by Claude Monet.

[exeggcute]

one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[exeggcute]

can you imagine.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

Perhaps the most-terrifying space photograph around.

Astronaut Bruce McCandless II floats untethered away from the safety of the space shuttle, with nothing but his Manned Maneuvering Unit keeping him alive. The first person in history to do so.

Credit: NASA

[sloppystyle]

@frawgs

[charitydingle]

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2 2007, dir. Kenny Ortega