Project: The Mosquito Song

The official page for the novel(la) the Mosquito Song, by ML Kennedy. Buy My Book!

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#Kindle Vella, #read the first 3 episodes for free, #farts in a bag dot biz

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Purple Apples and Olive | Kindle Vella

Serial stories to read one short episode at a time

New episode every Monday!

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Anybody can get Stephen King to promote their book. But can anybody get the world’s most prolific musical artist to do promotion for them?

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2 Minute Stories for Weird People

A time-traveling college counselor, post-apocalyptic gift ideas, an awkward first date with an alien, comic book heroes watching reality ...

Nobody wants to add this book on Goodreads. They don’t want to admit the truth. 

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2 Minute Stories for Weird People [Kennedy, M L] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. 2 Minute Stories for Weird People

New Book week, y’all!

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Half in the Bag the movie plot, let’s talk about it. The scheme to end all schemes to REALLY get all of Plinkett’s money this time, but this is really just a backdrop for a gripping character drama between Mike and Jay of HitB. There is one inexplicably homoerotic scene that is not commented on ever again. The point of it all is that the world is brought to the brink of doom during their scheme, which thematically coincides with the big Falling Out. The end is a lot like Gorilla Interrupted, where Mike and Jay’s unstoppable friendship power saves the world. Rich the repairman has to be there too, and mayhaps Mack from corporate if I may be so bold.

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Okay I’ve thought a little more about it. The general plot is like. Starts with them drinking themselves blind, they get to reminiscing about how long they’ve been at this scamming business and they’re like Damn….if we don’t pull of the big one soon Plinkett’s gonna DIE before we can get his money! (Plinkett’s immortality is not canon in this timeline I guess idk who cares) However, neither of them wants to admit that they’re afraid to finish the scam, because then they have no reason to stay being buddies…This mutual reluctance that goes unexplained hurts them both because they’re both compensating outwards by acting very into the scam. Maybe the big falling out point is that one of them sabotages the scam. And the scam involved black magic or satan or something so the sabotages kicks off the end of the world accidentally, and they have to work together to break the spell. That’s all I got.

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Okay, so here’s the thing. They have to go through a series of Best of the Worst style movie worlds  throughout the course of the film, but NEVER hang a lantern on it. 

There need to be individual bits where they

a. Wander through the woods

b. Fight a rubber monster that looks nothing like its photo on the cover/newspaper/internet

c. Have Wisconsin rednecks fight a space alien

and also:

d. Gratuitous Len martial arts

e. A bigfoot in the background that is never addressed.

f. an Italian looking guy with a dubbed midwestern voice

and also

g. A porn actress playing a scientist

h. hitmen who live in a college dorm

i. multiple head explosions for no reason.

and also

J. Rich Evans being introduced every time he is in a new scene.

K. Rich Evans changing characters from one shot to the next like Groucho in Duck Soup.

L. Jack showing up as the guy to explain the plot to Jay and Mike

Okay, so this is all stream of consciousness, and does not reflect on my abilities as a writer. Mostly, there probably shouldn’t ever be a HitB movie, but it can be fun to brainstorm.

also

M. SHUNTING.

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The Run, The Rain Vanessa ran down the quiet suburban sidewalk. Rain dropped from the sky and splashed off the tall sign that informed the world of the prices of gasoline: regular, mid-grade,...

You can now enjoy 120 days worth of my bullshit. . . 

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Stories every goddamned day

Today's story is about little green ghouls. The Nightshade Family - ML Kennedy https://wbxylo.weebly.com/4/post/2020/06/staycation-story-103.html

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Are you denying the snazzy of 100 days of stories?

We did it guys! 100 straight days of 250 word stories!

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We can save you 15 percent on your electric bill.

Today’s story is subtle. . . Really subtle. . . 

(It’s not)

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Or maybe just some badgers.

Warning: today’s story features the term Yeppers.

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Mice are clever bastards.

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Dream Dossier (Inspired by a conversation with Jen Kennedy and a story from Gilbert Gottfried) ((No, really.)) The woman in the pinstripe suit smiles as she greets you, “Congratulation on falling...

#writing #Quarantine time killing #Flash Fiction

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Ready, Willing, and April April put her hand against the half-full coffee pot; it was cold. Perfect. She could have a drink for the car ride. She went to her cupboard and grabbed her large,...

Check in with all the flash fiction on the b-log

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Okay, so I named a witchy character after WWE's Paige. Sue me.

The latest of the 250 word stories

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Nothing Attractive people are evenly placed at awkward angles in a brightly lit restaurant. A blonde woman with a large head and an impossibly tiny body stands near to a similarly shaped brunette....

A new 250 word story for EVERY DAY I’M STUCK AT HOME!

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Improv-erished (With apologies to Matt Donnelly) Terry trotted onto the short stage of the small theatre and addressed the modest crowd. “Good evening and welcome to Yes-and-ra Clare, a show...

I’ve been posting a 250 word piece of Flash fiction every day of the quarantine. Feel free to pitch a title. . .

Some comedy, some horror, some slice of life, some. . . others.