Yes it's me, the multifanshipper

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Welcome! This is my side blog for sex talk.

Main blog is @themultifanshipper

Some of you need somewhere you can ask the embarrassing questions, and I'm here to help!

You can ask about whatever you want, the more TMI the better. You can also ask about my experiences, I don't mind sharing if it can help someone.

Ranting of any kind is also welcome <3

My tags are there to help find information on specific topics, i.e. #dicks #orgasms #relationships etc... you can find them below

Anons from my main blog can keep their emojis if they wish <3

Might also probably reblog and rant about politics (i'll keep it to a minimum I promise <3)

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If you needed another reason not to use chatgpt (or AI in general) here's a friendly reminder.

Sam Altman, the CEO/founder of Open AI (chatgpt) started raping his baby sister when she was 3 years old, up until she was 13.

That's the man who's getting rich because the general public has become too lazy to write their own grocery lists.

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I've never dated anyone and things are finally progressing with a guy how do I have the conversation with him of like...hey this is the first time I'm doing something with something else. I am in my mind 20s if that means something

Just say it. Like you don't have to wrap it in giftwrap just come out with it. Worst he can say is no and it's really not a big deal either way. If he really likes you he won't give a shit and if he does then he's not worth your time

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since you said rum and tequila get you horny, what types of alcohol give you certain effects?

i've maybe only had beer since i'm in the us and not drinking age yet, and getting a fake is sooo expensive + risky nowadays. i also haven't been to many parties throughout highschool and my first year of college, so i rly don't know 😭

my closest experience of getting drunk was just being rly sleepy, so is that how it is? i take like hella anti-deps so ik it might be different...

Well for sure alcohol and medication is always a bad idea bruv...

For me tequila and rhum make me horny (but rhum also makes me fearless in the face of god and I always drink so much of it that I black out and get the worst hangovers)

Vodka just makes me want to party 🥳 and Ricard (local thing) makes me an entirely different person and I just forget all social norms and become so confrontattional that it either ends in fighting or fucking, no in between. Whisky makes me sleepy and/or horny. Usually both at the same time.

But I unfortunately have a very high alcohol tolerance so I have to drink a huge amount to get drunk. beer/wine/champagne are absolutely useless to me because of the low alcohol content (that and the fact they taste like piss)(not that I actually like the taste of any of the others it's just that I can mix them and get drunk on them)

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Heyy 💕 I’m a bit anxious about my first time and I was wondering if you’d be open to sharing how it was for you? Like… did it hurt, how did it feel, any "tips" ? <3

Well, like everything in my life, my first time was chaotic as fuck.

It was at 2 o'clock in the morning in the highschool dormitory toilets, with one of my best friend's situationship (long story) .... He had no idea I was a virgin (I had a reputation for being a whore but that's a whole other story) so he just did everything like buisiness as usual, and we kept bumping into the walls so how we didn't get caught by the matron on duty is an absolute miracle. Long story short, he railed me from behind, I bled a tiny bit (he didn't see it cos we were in the dark), and we had an absolute blast!

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First night on my cruise we got like an hour out (still in the harbour tho ) and we had to turn around bc of an emergency (apparently someone died don’t know if it’s true) but since we’re a little late there going faster then normal so it’s not as smooth and the waters choppy as it is and my god i feel sick im normal good with boats and it’s fucked -🍓

Me and my friend group all found it utter trash and that's coming from both f1 fans and filmmakers, so yeah...

Anyway why is everyone on a cruise at the moment I wanna do thaaaat

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I thought so, I was tipsy when my gf broke up with me and I wasn't thinking about her breaking up with me, I was thinking about gettin' in bed with Sebastian Stan

Objectively the right thing to be thinking about at all times

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Can alcohol make people horny?

Yes

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https://www.tumblr.com/themultifanshipper-backup/818801473504837632/u-always-talk-abt-nail-polish-bottles-what-kind?source=share

As someone who works in the ER, please be really careful with what you put inside your vagina or rectum, a few days ago I had to help remove a potato that had been inside a woman’s vagina for days. It had started to rot and caused a nasty infection.

It’s totally fine to experiment and explore your body, but anything you insert needs to be smooth, clean, with a flared base (or easy to grip), and made of body-safe materials.

If something goes wrong and you can’t remove it easily, don’t wait, come to the ER. We’ve seen it all, we’re not here to judge. ❤️

Well I am not a medical professional so I AM going to judge 😭 Guys please be sensible don't put potato's up yourselves

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im going on a week exchange to Germany and we're exchanging with a catholic all girls school.

I am determined to find the lesbian and kiss the shut out of her.

Who are you kidding, catholic girls schools are like 50% lesbians + 1 or 2 token gays that live in the area

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U always talk abt nail polish bottles, what kind / shape do u recommend?

I don't know about always, i think I mentionned it once or twice lmao

As for the shape it's really whatever feels better for you, personally I never put it inside me so the shape didn't matter.

All that matters is that it is thoroughly clean when you put it anywhere near your vag (do not put it in your ass, that is a one way ticket to the ER to get it removed)

[themultifanshipper]

first kiss tips?

What I want to say is that your first kiss is your own and you have to go through the bad times to find the good times... however that is terrible advice.

I will say this, the less tongue the better.

No tongue is good, a lil' tongue is good if that's where the kiss is going, shoving your tongue in and trying to suck out the other person's soul is BAD.

People have told me I'm a really good kisser (trying hard to not make that sound like a brag) (too late?) and I use pretty much zero tongue, so go off that I guess.

However, it's a very personal preference so if the other person is really into tongue then just mirror what they're doing and you'll be fine.

[themultifanshipper]

i feel kinda slow for asking this, but i wanted to buy push-up bras, but idk where to start at all...

also do people with backless dresses js not wear bras with them or is there something im missing

thanks and i love ur writing!

I wanna preface this by saying I'm maybe the worst person to ask about bras because all the ones I own are gifted/thrifted/from when I was in middle school and I don't think any of them fit me properly.

So my first piece of advice would be always try shit on before you buy it and make sure it's COMFORTABLE! Rule 1 is comfort above all, if it's tight or the straps are too thin to hold and they dig in, don't buy it. Don't hesitate to ask employees if you go into specialized shops if you need help with sizing, they are usually the nicest people on earth.

You may want to ask yourself why you want a push-up bra specifically, because now most bras have a little bit of padding, and if you have above a B/C cup you do not need those babies to be pushed up, bras will already do that, otherwise you'll end up with tits under your chin.

As for backless dresses there are solutions that exist, like backless bras/sticky cups or whatever you call them that clasp at the front (you know the ones, we've all seen ads), or even tapes (you need tape that is safe for skin obvi don't go using gaffer tape for the love of god). But personally if I wear something backless I just go braless/ nipple covers depending on the fabric and whether my nipples are feeling frisky that day.

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im so sorry im spamming you but I've had the worst fuckass day ever and I cant actually tell anyone about it. you can ignore it if you like but I need to write it down somewhere.

so there's this girl in my school that is very religious, and we kinda became friends (For the record, im bi, atheist, but I dont mind what people believe in, unless they try to force it on me)

Anyway, so its me, this religion girl, let's call her Matty, and another one of my friends let's say Sofia. (Sofia is just a chill guy bless her)

I came to school. 8 in the goddamn morning, pissed off because my bus was late as fuck and Matty looks at me and goes, "you know I watched heated rivalry last night?" I was excited, obviously, because I really like the show, and not just because of the smut. So I smiled and I said "Oh really?" because I was surprised a good girl like her even acknowledged queer media existed. Thats all I said. OH REALLY. She looks at me in disgust, and starts talking about how she was gagging at the spicy scenes and how she just cant watch two men fall in love because its all fake and a sin and not in the ten constitutions or some fucking shit idk anyway 10 minutes of homophobia at 8 in the fucking morning.

great.

I calmly asked her if she knew that she could always just stop watching and she got offended, said "I was praying the whole time, the blonde one is so hideous, how can someone fall in love with that hes so ugly blablabla"

I let it go. It was way too fucking early.

then. its was picture day, so the men were a bit more dressed up. Matty then proceeded to walk around whispering to me and Sofia (who are fusking exhausted with her) that they look ugly and gay. OBVIOUSLY I TOLD HER THERES NO CORRELATION BETWEEN THE TWO AND SHE JUST STRAIGHT UP CALLED ME UGLY AND PERVERTED. what the fuck.

after break, we got an essay evaluation back. She keeps crying like she will get an F (mind you, this girl cries for a B) and how she wrote it so badly and bla bla.

I got a C. obviously im not happy, but I dont make a big deal. She gets a B. Obviously. She then proceeds to say that god helped her or some shit.You read the fucking book. YOU WROTE THE ESSAY. WHAT HE FUCK!

and to put the fucking cherry on the cake I was telling Sofia about how I watched novitiate (The one about the 2 nuns and religious guilt) and Matty, who by the way, was across the fucking room, looks at me again in disgust and just says "That would never happen in real life, thats a sin, nuns would never sin, they were always free bla bla." I proceeded to tell her it was based on a true story. she proceeded not to speak with me for the rest of the day. (Thank you.)

I get home late, because the bus was late AGAIN. and my sister and grandma start shouting at me how I lost my grandma's bag and have to do my sister's hair for dance. (At this point I hadn't even taken off my shoes.) Anyway, got attacked but obviously found the fucking bag SHE lost when my family went on a family trip WITHOUT ME and did my fucking sisters hair.

I then had dance and the coach that absolutely hates me for some reason and is openly homophobic was teaching. Of fucking course.

Anyway I'm proud that I made it through the day without relapsing because when I tell you I was scared to go shower and be exposed to the razors there after I realized how many people would never speak to me again if they knew about my sexuality and how many empty chairs there would be at a wedding if I fell In love with a woman.

but I didn't relapse, and im going to bed.

im sorry, I just needed to write it down.

hope you're doing well ❤️❤️

Why do you even talk to her? 😅 She has an imaginary friend in the sky leave her to it

I guarantee it's better to have empty chairs at your wedding than to keep cunts in your life for no reason

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some advice for people entering their 20s:

-dont go to the emergency room with dental problems. go to the dentist

-bagged greens are cheaper than pre-made salads

-taco bell is NOT worth the money anymore. 1/4 cup mayo, 1/4 cup sour cream, 3 tblspoons pickled jalapenos+2tblspoons of the jar liquid, 2 tsp paprika 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder salt+pepper. all in your blender. creamy jalapeno sauce

-dont quit your job unless you have a bunch of job interviews lined up immediately after

-use resources. food bank, unemployment, housing assistance, financial aid, etc. yes there will be paperwork. but Do It

-dont stay awake longer than 20 hours. you Will start to become impulsive and cranky. resting for 20 minutes is better than trying to stay awake

-for every 2 hours you spend looking up close at screens, spend 20 minutes looking at something far away from you. stretch your wrists a lot

-dont do that yoga stretch where you roll your head around your shoulders. youre grinding down the joints in your neck

-be nice to your friends, bullying them as a joke gets old. if you need a ride somewhere at least offer them gas money

-brush your teeth at any time of the day but especially before you sleep. dont snack in bed if you can help it. make your bed the Clean Teeth Zone. keep floss picks by your bed

-dont tell your boss youre adhd/autism/depression/suicidal. dont trust your coworkers with that. you NEVER know how people will take it and its none of their business

-train your pets to go to the front door when they hear a fire alarm

-get regular oil changes

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I JUST CAME OUT TO MY BEST FRIENDSS AGHHH

(sleeping beauty anon here)

im so happy they just smiled and said, yeah, we knew before you did HIHIHIIII

And that ladies and gents is why you must not accept to have cunts for friends! Choose them wisely <3

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak