Heh. I’m totally fine. I just ended the most important (to just me apparently) friendship that I’ve had in the last four years because I was the only one putting in effort and i definitely have not been crying over this because that would be stupid.
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That would indeed be stupid (i'm joking, cry away bud)
I'm back!!! With a near broken thumb to. Went to visit my nan's place because my parents had to do a medical check on that side of town so while we were there i was watching a replay of the Norway/England game and my earphones are wired so my brother continuously keeps passing by and snatching the cord and disconnecting it and he did it again after I warned him.
So, I grabbed him and my nails are trimmed, so god forbid I know what exactly he felt dig into his skin. But when he supposedly felt me dig his hand, he grabbed my thumb and bent it and it made this awful crack and I started crying and he hasn't said sorry (or at least meant it) as yet. It hurts still, and that was way Monday this happened. I can't move it around much but my parents said I was being dramatic so they didn't carry me to the hospital.
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Next time kick him in the nose, toes are harder to break than fingers
You absolutely do not have to do this, but would you be willing to do an Arvid NSFW alphabet?
(You’re stuff if great btw 🫶)
I was sure I'd done one already 😭
Here's to my baby boy Arvid <3
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
After a couple of orgasms he's usually not got enough brainpower do do much other than cuddle. If he could string words together though, they would be very sweet and loving. And maybe a little teasing
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
I think we've established that Arvid is proud of his arms. He's not the tallest or the most built guy around but he can pick you up and toss you around, and that's good enough for him.
He's obsessed with your legs. One peep and he feels like a medieval peasant who's seen something reserved for someone worthier. He also likes them wrapped around his head to suffocate him... anyway
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
On the rare occasions where you let him come inside you, he gets so desperate for it wouldn't take much to get him to beg on his knees for it. He's not crazy about making messes anywhere else, but inside you makes him insane in a special way.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He will never ever admit it, but one time he came in his pants when you playfully sucked his fingers down to the knuckles while you were baking and his hands were covered in cookie mix. He choked and laughed it off but his boxers were sticky for nearly an hour before he could go change without seeming suspicious.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He's not the most experienced obviously, but he's had a few hookups. He knows what signals to look for to tell him he's doing a good job. He loves praise so he's eager to earn it.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Some variation of doggy. He loves taking you from behind, especially on surfaces that aren't meant for it. Like the kitchen counter or the hood of his car.
"Your arse is fucking incredible" is a reccuring sentence whenever you find yourself in that situation.
G = Giver or reciever
He's absolutely a giver. He's is so serious about getting you off. He doesn't really care about his own pleasure (even though it's exceedingly easy to make him come) unless you get him all desperate and then it's like he's drunk on it.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He shaves more out of convenience than anything, because of his job. But during the off season? Full bush. He does not give a fuck.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Very light hearted, not above cracking a joke or two when he's comfortable. He doesn't exactly buy you flowers but he can make you scream until the neighbours complain so who cares <3
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
From time to time if he's feeling lonely he'll have a quick wank between sessions but usually he feels pretty satisfied after spending time with you ^^
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Ass kink? Is that a thing? If it is, he's got it. Not like anal, but just being generally insane about your ass. My man could die with his face buried in there and he'd die a happy man. Also I can definitely see him having some kind of food kink. Like the concept of licking chocolate off your fingers or whipped cream off your collar bones... mmmmmmm
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
He's got a thing for his car. Not like a car fucker way but he really likes fucking you in (or on) the car. Especially if it's parked somewhere nice like on a quiet hill or somewhere with a view. He knows all the remote dogging spots near where he lives.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Quite literally anything. He does get random boners whenever the two of you are in close proximity and they usually get resolved with sex. But also you can just say to him "i'm horny" and he will have his clothes off and his dick in his hand within a second.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He's down for most things but I don't think he'd be into extreme bdsm or anything too painful.
O = Oral (random headcannon)
Like I said, he enjoys your legs being wrapped around his head and cutting off everything around him. He also really loves it when you sit on his face, it's like a sensory deprivation thing for him, and he can hold his breath for a surprisingly long amount of time.
P = Petnames (what does he call you?)
Babe. Always. Doesn't matter the tone or the intention, it's always babe. Sometimes it's whiny and frustrated or sometimes it's condescending. But it's always babe.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often.)
He's got nothing against them, but you don't really have many occasions you're rarely at races and when he's home there's no need to rush.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Absolutely. Anything you want to try he's down. He's a little nervous about anything going near his ass, but he's not completely against it, he's just nervous about new sensations.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Bordering on premature. Slight exaggeration, but when you put your mind to it it can take two minutes. He hates that he's so easy, but it's not systematic either, he is an athlete after all so if he really wants to he can last much longer. But yeah, if you're riding him raw and looking into his eyes, he's coming immediately.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them on a partner or themselves?)
I don't think he'd use them on his own, but you like to include a few in your activites on occasion just to spice things up every now and then. He's especially fond of tying you up and overtimulating you with a vibrator.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He's not a tease like, sexually, but he absolutely teases you with his words. It's infuriating how he'll pick up on your reactions and capitalise on them. "Feeling this good already? I haven't even started yet, babe"
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's more of a breathy moaner than anything. Sometimes, when he's in a certain mood he will talk. the. entire. time. He will talk you through every single orgasm like your something precious.
W = Wild card (a random thought about the character)
When he's drunk, he gets so horny it's actually concerning. He's not used to drinking alcohol at all so he blacks out easily and never remembers that he was an absolute horny mess the night before, even in public. You enjoy it a lot, dirty grinding in clubs is always fun, but he gets so intense that you need to take him home before he gets kicked out for indecent exposure, because he would absolutely fuck you in there if you let him.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Perfect. Not too big, definitely not small, and with a cuuurve 🫦
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He would fuck you every day for the rest of his life if he could, sometimes even several times. But alas... he must be patient.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He usually has trouble falling asleep, but he's happy to cuddle you until you do, and then he gets up and gets a few things done before actually going to bed.
His sleep schedule is thoroughly fucked, but so are you, and neither of you are complaining.
It’s a rlly popular thing in my country so basically when you walk in there’s 5 different machines with 2 different flavours in them and you grab your own bowl then add how much you like then we have a toppings bar with like 30 different toppings (fruits candy’s and other things like that) then we have a hit bar with warm sauces and like cakes and brownies and stuff then you pay by weight but obviously people have no common sense and let 3 year olds do it them selfs and it pisses me off 
All y'all with the I want a 9 inch dick mentality but girl if you've got nine inches I ain't touching you with a 10 foot pole on god my cervix is too important to me
OKAY JUST FUCK ME THEN I GUESS? If I were to say shit like this she’s fucking block me so why does she think it’s okay to say shit like this to me? Like, god forbid we have differing opinions and I’m talking about mine, no need to be fucking aggressive.
