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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Color Me Curious
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⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
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Origami Around
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almost home
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Ordinary Life / The Weeknd x Religion / Lana Del Rey
this is iconic
This shit is so hilarious
Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: âŠ..I gottaâŠ..
Oh my god I am cackling
Lena trying to flirt
Lena: did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're an angel *smiles*
Kara: what? Heaven? I didn't fall from heavenâ I DIDN'T FALL FROM ANYWHERE. LENA WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. THATS CRAZY. YOU'RE CRAZY. IM FROM EARTH, IM 100% NORMAL AND NOT AN ALIEN
Lena: what the actual fuck
Lena: *speaks to Kara*
Kara:Â
relatable memes
can someone take that a __ in /my/ __ meme and put her face in the last one and the caption âA GAY IN MY SISTERâ
like this?
So I came home from work today and there was a kindle addressed to me that I did not remember ordering. I spent the afternoon trying to figure out how I accidentally purchased a kindle from Amazon, and when I came back from hanging out with Catherine, I told my parents, guys, you will not believe what I accidentally ordered for myself.Â
âHuh,â said Dad very casually. âDid you get charged for it?âÂ
I spent the next five minutes checking my bank account and came back into the living room to announce, âNo, I didnât. Do you think itâs a mistake? But it has my name on it! what does this meanâ
It was around the time that I started to sound panicked that Dad confessed to buying it for me (âI didnât realize the mystery of it would be so terrifyingâ). Which was very, very sweet and slightly unfortunate because yesterday I purchased a replacement kindle for myself.Â
So anyway, we now have a family kindleÂ
Me and Mom were talking about the kindle this morning, and she told me about how a few weeks ago, she got into her car only to discover that it had been mysteriously cleaned.
âBut who would do this?â she said to my father who said he was sure he had no idea. âA student? A stranger? Someone who broke into my car to steal it but felt bad about how dirty it was? WHO??â
Eventually Dad was like, âHoney. It was clearly me.â
Poor Dad just wants to be a man who expresses his love through silent actions, but his family consists of panicked, suspicious women who apparently are very sure that strangers will ominously do nice things for us
mood: a wealthy 18th century woman who needs to lie down for hours after anything remotely distressing happens
That single mom you called a tramp? Sheâs a virgin who was accidentally artificially inseminated with her bossâs sperm after her alcoholic doctor caught her girlfriend cheating. You think you know them? Guess what, you donât. Reblog if you are against bullying. 99% of you wonât.
lena dunhams boyfriendâŠwrote a song for zayn and taylorâŠ.for the 50 shadesâŠi dont even know which part of this sentence is the ugliest
Lena Luthor in âMedusaâ (2.08)
Aesthetic
Space is a lesbian thatâs why itâs a GALaxy
Just galaxies being palaxies.
Natalie Dormer photographed by Rory Payne for Vanity Fair On Jewellery, August 2016.
lordstark:
ho ho holy shit itâs almost christmas
WILL???? IS THAT YOU WILL???? W I L LÂ
Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a âLego winnerâ behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for âtrophyâ, heâd extrapolated a word for âthing you can winâ. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, âMummy? Itâs not rubbish. Itâs allowed to be a bottle.â - meaning, effectively, âI want this. Donât throw it away.â But to an adult ear, thereâs something quite lovely about âitâs allowed to be a bottle,â as if weâre acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.
When life imitates art.
Jason Momoa behind the scenes of Justice League
So yeah. Thatâs it. Thatâs the whole movie. Thatâs all I need. Just like 2 hours of him walking through water in leather pants.
No on is gonna talk about the boom mic in the frame?Â