Hachikō “The Pooch” Inugami

The founder and former owner of the Weathernews Appreciation Society.

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The Architect of the Secondary Market: Why Scott Coker Builds Assets, Not Graveyards

I’m Hachikō Inugami, though anyone who has frequented the communities and trivia pages I’ve managed over the last decade likely knows me simply as The Pooch. As a writer and someone who dissects the management and structural evolution of professional wrestling—from the legacy of the Four Horsemen to the economic viability of acquiring All Japan Pro Wrestling—I tend to view combat sports through a…

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The Great AI Copyright Crisis: Why We Need a Tiered "Slop vs. Peak" Registry

I was scrolling through PetaPixel three weeks ago, when a headline caught my eye. The artist, Ankit Sahni, took an original photograph of a sunset and ran it through an AI app called RAGHAV, applying the visual style of Vincent Van Gogh’s The Starry Night. The result was an artwork he titled Suryast. The U.S. Copyright Office (USCO) flat-out rejected his registration, stating there wasn’t enough…

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The Architect of Annoyance: Why Sundar Pichai’s War on Ad Blockers Has Earned My Disgust

In my March 24 post about Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales and his criticism of Australia’s social media ban, I made a rather blunt confession: I am a proud hypocrite. I openly admitted that I frequently criticize the tech elite while simultaneously relying on the very tools they created. I will call out Jimmy Wales while researching on Wikipedia, and I will bash Mark Zuckerberg while scrolling…

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My Imagination is the Limit: The 16-Tier Championship Hierarchy for Independent Professional Wrestling

Welcome back to My Imagination is the Limit. On March 26, I published an entry here exploring the revival and restructuring of Global Force Wrestling. One of the core concepts I pitched was a highly structured championship system featuring three distinct weight divisions for both men and women, with each division competing across four tiers: National, Continental, Global, and Universal. But as…

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The Uncursing: How Danhausen, the Nets, and a Cameo Video Brought the NBA Championship Back to the Knicks

It finally happened. The skies over Madison Square Garden haven’t fallen, but they might as well have. For the first time in over half a century, the New York Knickerbockers (yes, that is the full name) are the NBA Champions, having vanquished the San Antonio Spurs in the 2026 NBA Finals. As someone who has spent over a decade writing, ranting, and analyzing the granular details of sports,…

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Blaming the Storm: Why It’s Time to Retire the Phrase "Act of God"

I have spent the last 17 years working for a shipping company. When you spend almost two decades immersed in the world of logistics, routing, and supply chains, you quickly learn that even the most advanced, heavily automated systems are incredibly fragile. People often assume that human error or technological glitches are our biggest enemies. While labor protests and mechanical failures are…

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Play Stupid Games, Win Swift Justice: What if the PNP Chief Acted Like Sheriff Grady Judd?

It started, as most modern thought experiments do, down a late-night TikTok rabbit hole. I was watching a compilation of British and European content creators reacting to press conferences by Sheriff Grady Judd of Polk County, Florida. If you aren’t familiar with Sheriff Judd, he is an internet sensation known for his folksy but ruthlessly blunt press briefings. He holds up mugshots, mocks…

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Sunday Morning Déjà Vu: Why "Bayan, Umawit" and "Pag-aalaala" Sound Like the Exact Same Song

It happens almost every Sunday. I’ll be sitting in the pews, feeling the familiar morning heat settling over the province, waiting for the mass to begin. The commentator gives the cue, the choir director raises a hand, and the musicians strike that bright, rolling opening chord. The voices swell, delivering the first resonant word: “Bayan…” And for a split second, I have absolutely no idea…

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"I'm Good from Behind": Why Daria Gavrilova's Viral Slip-Up Was Tactically Brilliant

Today we’re stepping onto the Melbourne hardcourts to look at one of the most unintentionally hilarious—and wildly misunderstood—quotes in modern sports history. Picture it. January 2016. The Australian Open. The hometown crowd is operating at a fever pitch. Daria Gavrilova (now playing under her married name, Daria Saville) has just survived a grueling marathon against Kristina Mladenovic.…

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The Mirror of Our Madness: Confronting the Reality of the Filipino IQ, Social Media Brainrot, and the Politics of Division

Logging onto social media these days feels less like catching up with my community and more like stepping into a digital colosseum. Day after day, I watch my fellow countrymen tear each other apart in the comments sections over history, politicians, and mindless internet memes. Recently, the news cycle brought up an uncomfortable reality we all try to avoid: global studies, including data…

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What in the Blue Hell is a “Company Limited”?

When I first joined a multinational shipping company back in 2009 as a data encoder, I had no idea I was about to be plunged into an alphabet soup of corporate suffixes. Day in and day out, my screen was a cascading waterfall of acronyms. I couldn’t help but cringe at the endless string of letters attached to every single customer name I typed into the system. The Malaysians proudly wore their…

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The Anatomy of a Traitor: Why NOAH’s Booking of OZAWA is an Insult to Puroresu

If there is one trait I value above all else—both in life and within the squared circle—it is loyalty. It is the unwavering, steadfast allegiance that forms the backbone of any great structural institution. In professional wrestling, the faction system is sacred. It is how legacies are built, how young lions are protected, and how the narrative tapestry of a promotion is woven. You do not just…

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Breaking the Mold: Why Yasmine is the Representation We Needed (and Why the Backlash is Exhausting)

Honestly, I love it. Filipino representation in the Street Fighter universe has been long overdue. Seeing Yasmine finally step into the arena as the first playable Filipino character in the series is a highly celebrated milestone. When you look at the sheer density of the fighting game community (FGC) in the Philippines, it’s baffling that it took Capcom this long. But what irritates me right…

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The Name Game: Why "Mormon" Became a Taboo Word for Latter-day Saints

The other day, I was spiraling down one of those classic YouTube rabbit holes when I stumbled onto a language video. You know the genre—a hyper-fluent polyglot walks up to an unsuspecting native speaker or foreigner and absolutely blows their mind by speaking their language perfectly. In this particular video, a young missionary approached the polyglot and struck up a fluent conversation in…

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The Mathematics of Denial: Why the Double Negative "Ain't" It

If you have been following my writing for any length of time, you know that I hold a deep, unwavering respect for linguistic precision. Words matter. The structure of our sentences dictates the clarity of our thoughts. You have already heard my exhaustive rants on the sheer agony of pleonasms—people saying “added bonus,” or the geographically redundant “Rue de Pareé Street.” I have also made my…

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The Treadmill of the Pay Raise: Why Lowering Costs Beats Raising Wages

Every election cycle, without fail, the rallying cry is the same: Raise the minimum wage! It’s a slogan that fits neatly on a bumper sticker and resonates deeply with anyone feeling the squeeze of a paycheck that doesn’t stretch to the end of the month. I completely understand the appeal. The immediate, tangible hit of seeing a larger number on your pay stub feels like progress. But as someone…

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My Imagination is the Limit: Designing the Ultimate Zero-Friction GPT App

I have spent the better part of the last five years dabbling in various “Get-Paid-To” (GPT) applications and websites. The premise is always alluring—monetize your downtime, turn idle minutes into fractional income. Yet, the execution almost invariably falls flat. As someone who values performance and results over convoluted processes, the current state of the GPT industry is deeply…