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So it's Zac Efron's head digitally pasted onto...

THE MOST

INCREDIBLE

MALE BODY I'VE

SEEN IN YEARS?????

#WTF!

Does anyone else find it painfully obvious that this guy is worried about nothing but keeping a *tiny penis* secret? I mean, yeah. Duh. He's a guy-- If it wasn't tiny, we'd be looking at it right now.

Hot body, but the dude is clearly clasping that hand over that small wiener for dear life, lest it be known to anybody the photographer shows the pics to. I feel that pain.

(We also always have towels wrapped around us immediately after every shower, no matter where)

(That's the guy, officer!! Arrest him, he's a fraud!)

This guy looks like his name is 'Ryan.' He just does. I don't know why. That would mean we are also looking at 'Little Ryan,' assuming the man named his penis. Either case, I must take a minute to compliment 'Little Ryan' (the guy's penis) because it's a very handsome specimen of the old reliable human pecker; hell, it's gorgeous.

I like this model. I'd like to have him on my show so I can meet him. I'd also like to "meet" whatever name he gave his penis-- perhaps they'd "both" be down for a round of "Naked Price Is Right" as a contestant(s.)

This guy is some kind of international rugby player or something. I think. Oh well. I don't care if he works at Hardee's-- here he is naked.

#NAKED #PHOTOGRAPHY

Anybody just wanna chill and hang out with me in my workboots? I'll be totally naked otherwise. Yep. Totally naked. Yep. In my workboots. No, it's cool. Trust me, I've got a big penis.